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Advice for a travel to Liverpool and Manchester in UK, please? -
05-04-2011, 11:38 AM
Hello friends!
I am been invite by my olderst sister and her family for go on a travel for one weekend in England!
I'm so excite! Is my first time go at theses citys Manchester and Liverpool!
But in the same time I'm no sure if is perhaps a little bad place to go, although my sister's husband Juan Ramón say it no so bad and we can see the Beatle Museum and he wanna watch o fútbol game in somewhere I'm think but I'm gonna go to shopping whit my sister and the childs of her.
Also I'm think is a very good oportunity for practice my english cos I have a importnat exam soon in May and will be good chance speak whit people for improve my posibility of pass this exam.
Are there any advises I should be remember for this trip? What I should see and do!? What I must beware?
Thank in advance for all help!
YIC, Mari Juana.
Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
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- A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.
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Re: Advice for a travel to Liverpool and Manchester in UK, please -
05-04-2011, 12:01 PM
I'm actually from Liverpool, and let me tell you it's a fine city with not 1, but 2 fine cathedrals (don't go near paddy's wigwam if you don't want to be surrounded by heathen catholics).
The best place I can reccommend is the Lisbon, they have nightly prayer meetings and bible discussion groups.
Enjoy! x
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Re: Advice for a travel to Liverpool and Manchester in UK, please -
05-04-2011, 12:48 PM
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Originally Posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos
Are there any advises I should be remember for this trip?
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Yes, I have one very good advice.
DON'T GO THERE!
Whole island is inhabited by heathens and drunkards. God really hates Britain, and you are planning to go to the worst parts of England.
Liverpool is truly a cursed city of darkness. People of this city are called as Scousers. If you think those drunken Irish tourists that passes face down on your sunny beaches of Alicante, you see how Scousers behave every day. Gypsies of Spain are more honest, and French have higher standard of personal hygiene than Scousers. It is no wonder that this filthy Satan-worshiping hippie band The Beatles comes from Liverpool.
Not to mention the fact that these areas are filled with sodomites who plays soccer. The most gaysexual game in the world. I know the government has started program to clean up the country of these poofter with visual adverts,
but I don't think the effects are much showing yet. Soccer is still very much there.
Manchester is totally communist place. They have painted whole city red. It is still little better place than Liverpool, but when you are talking about something that are so low on the scale, it is hard to see the difference.
DON'T GO!
YiC,
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Re: Advice for a travel to Liverpool and Manchester in UK, please -
05-04-2011, 12:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Sayers P. Naysayers
I'm actually from Liverpool, and let me tell you it's a fine city with not 1, but 2 fine cathedrals (don't go near paddy's wigwam if you don't want to be surrounded by heathen catholics).
The best place I can reccommend is the Lisbon, they have nightly prayer meetings and bible discussion groups.
Enjoy! x
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Re: Advice for a travel to Liverpool and Manchester in UK, please -
05-04-2011, 12:56 PM
Thank you Mr Benedict.
What is the man of this? A gay friend pub and no a Bible discussion centre Mr Naysyous or whatever your name are?
Is some kind of joke? What kind of girl are you taking me?
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Re: Advice for a travel to Liverpool and Manchester in UK, please -
05-04-2011, 01:58 PM
Is right. Liverpool are full of gaysexuals
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Re: Advice for a travel to Liverpool and Manchester in UK, please -
05-04-2011, 02:12 PM
Liverpool is a place full of drunks, you just need to type it in Google to find pictures like these:
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Re: Advice for a travel to Liverpool and Manchester in UK, please -
05-04-2011, 03:44 PM
I would just like to add to the conversation with this article:
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/notw...EVERY-DAY.html
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BINGE drinking is heaping a costly burden on our hard- pressed hospitals - and it's the North West's boozers who are wreaking the worst havoc, we can reveal.
Of course they've always enjoyed the odd tipple down the likes of the Rover's Return. But now it seems they're acting more like drink-sodden Frank Gallagher and his dysfunctional family in TV's Shameless.
Our hospital survey shows that last year 35,496 people in the region sought NHS help for illnesses caused by booze - up 24 per cent.
That's almost 100 admissions for alcohol-related troubles EVERY DAY.
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But, as our map (below) shows, the problem is not confined to the area covering Manchester and Liverpool. Across the country, hospitals admitted 206,355 patients with an alcohol related illness - or one every 2½ minutes.
It cost the nation tens of millions of pounds to treat the effects, which include liver, heart and stomach diseases and mental problems.
And the total soars to a shocking ONE MILLION admissions when drunks who injured themselves are included.
Experts blame the rocketing figures in the past four years on cheaper booze and longer opening hours. That's certainly true in rundown Moston, Manchester, where a 1.4 mile stretch was branded "Alcohol Alley". Moston Lane has 22 places selling booze, including six off-licences - five within 400 yards of each other.
Liverpool's Labour MP Peter Kilfoyle believes the government was wrong to deregulate pub opening hours. He said: "Our society is nothing like the so-called cafe society on the continent, where people just sip their drinks in restaurants.
"In my part of the world we have karaoke going on at 12.30 in the afternoon, and all sorts of things to get people into pubs. There's even an off-licence open until 4am. Surely you must have a problem if you need to get booze at 4am."
Drink-related NHS admissions in the North West are DOUBLE those in South Central England. But they rose across England, with West Midlands (up 18 per cent) and the South West (up 17 per cent) among the worst.
Tory Andrew Lansley, Shadow Health Secretary, said: "The human and financial cost of alcohol abuse is greater than most European countries. We cannot go on like this."
But the Department of Health pointed out it was working "harder than ever" to tackle the problem.
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Maria, England is the armpit of Europe. The only place worse is France. Tell your sister you respectfully decline, and buy yourself a one way ticket to America. Put those heathens behind you.
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19Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.
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Re: Advice for a travel to Liverpool and Manchester in UK, please -
05-04-2011, 05:23 PM
Someone from a liverpool forum has posted this picture:
Horrible sinful swines.
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Re: Advice for a travel to Liverpool and Manchester in UK, please -
05-04-2011, 06:05 PM
Sister Mari,
I find it very difficult to talk about my only stay in Manchester but I think it is only fair that you know. The story I tell is totally true, my work colleagues will never let me forget it. Myself and five friends had to go to a conference in Manchester with a stay over. I offered to find the accommodation. I searched through a third party website and it came up with the 'Hollywood International Hotel'. It was cheap, near to the conference and available. The facilities were 'two leather bars', in my naivety I honestly thought they were talking about the furniture. What a fool!
We arrived. The road sign should have said 'Canal Street' however letters had been painted out, it now said ' anal treet'. We walk through the glitzy hotel entrance. Behind the counter was a very camp man who gave us the keys to three double rooms. I pointed out that we were all men, he looked confused and said that's all they had. It was then that my colleague noticed the leaflet that said 'The Hollywood International, Europe's largest exclusively Gay, Lesbian and Transsexual hotel'.
No alternative accommodation was available and we had already paid. My colleague and I went up to our room. On the way we were shown the sauna, we could use it but were told 'it gets to be a bit of a squeeze later'. We were shown our room and sat on our double bed, my colleague opened the bedside drawer. Inside there was a 'male sex pack', I will not tell a lady the contents but I will just let you know that half were missing, used by the previous occupants, presumably on our bed. Then the receptionist came back and informed us that all the room keys had been copied so don't be too surprised if we find naked aroused strangers climbing into our bed during the night.
We went for a well needed beer so decided to walk down Canal Street. Homosexuals were everywhere, there was no escape. We went back to our 'leather bar'. I ordered a beer, the bar man offered me my change and sex. I said no to the sex. He said maybe I would change my mind if I saw his piercings. I declined.
My colleague and I spent the night sat on top of our bed staring at the chair that was jammed against the door.
Beware Mari,
beware
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Re: Advice for a travel to Liverpool and Manchester in UK, please -
05-04-2011, 07:24 PM
Going to England is like going back in the USSR. "Her majesty" has a devil in her heart. What goes on there is so helter skelter there. I've got a feeling you will follow the long and winding road over there and hate it. It's misery. It will rain the whole time and you will hear the devil's rock and roll music. It will roll over Beethoven. It's a sea of monsters there, I'm telling you. Something tells me you won't go after reading this, and for that, I thank you girl. But maybe you should think for yourself. I should try to convince you of anything. These are just words of love.
If you do go, tell me what you see.
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Re: Advice for a travel to Liverpool and Manchester in UK, please -
05-04-2011, 08:09 PM
I live in a city called Choke on stench near to both these cities and can only advise you to stay away.
Liverpool full of dirty reds that can't speak properly.
Manchester full of dirty reds that are hated by the rest of england for supporting Fulchester united.
Unfortunately the vale of choke on stench is even worse than these hell holes - with a bit of luck Hank iii will come to play here one day and save us all.
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Re: Advice for a travel to Liverpool and Manchester in UK, please -
05-04-2011, 08:15 PM
I'd say don't go, but you're already an unsaved trollop so it doesn't really matter.
The only advice I have is to give yourself over to Jesus. Considering that you've been ignoring that advice so far, why should I bother giving it again?
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Re: Advice for a travel to Liverpool and Manchester in UK, please -
05-04-2011, 09:38 PM
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Wait What : Maria, England is the armpit of Europe. The only place worse is France. Tell your sister you respectfully decline, and buy yourself a one way ticket to America. Put those heathens behind you.
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Oh my GOD! What am I putting in myself for here! Am I going at the toilet of Europe!!
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JAck O'Fagan: Beware, Mari, beware!
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Beware!?! I'm think I'm gonna have to be more than ware!
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Why you say this?! I never hear of you before!! Go get lose youselve. Weird person.
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MRS MAry Whiteford: you're already an unsaved trollop so it doesn't really matter.
The only advice I have is to give yourself over to Jesus. Considering that you've been ignoring that advice so far, why should I bother giving it again?
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Well escuse me Sister, but I am NO a TROLLOP!! I am a Cristian girl who try harder for be a better person AND I am a VIRGIN until that I get marry.
DOn't be espreading false rumours of my purty cos I am white like the snow in the virtue of a cristian girl thank you.
I have a clean and pure and virgin womb what will be bring to light childrens when I get marry whit a True Cristian husband and only then I will be 'knowed' by man.
I'm a good girl who need your help for be better - I'm no what you just sayed.
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MRS MAry Whiteford:I'd say don't go,
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Problem is the tickets is already paid by my sister. I can't say no now really...
...and now that I'm going, are there any interest places for see and visit?
Is safe to go to restaurants?
How should we dress ?
Any advises are apreciate.
YIC, Mari (The Pure)
Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
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- A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.
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05-04-2011, 10:56 PM
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Originally Posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos
Why you say this?! I never hear of you before!! Go get lose youselve. Weird person.
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Re: Advice for a travel to Liverpool and Manchester in UK, please -
05-04-2011, 11:12 PM
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Your ancestors killed the baby Jesus. I refuse to pray for your rotten soul.
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Re: Advice for a travel to Liverpool and Manchester in UK, please -
05-05-2011, 08:26 AM
Famous Scouser....
The rest of them all look like this
Need I say more??
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Re: Advice for a travel to Liverpool and Manchester in UK, please -
05-05-2011, 10:55 AM
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Originally Posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos
Thank you Mr Benedict.
What is the man of this? A gay friend pub and no a Bible discussion centre Mr Naysyous or whatever your name are?
Is some kind of joke? What kind of girl are you taking me?
A no very happy Miss Gálvez.
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When he was trying to pick me up for perverted sex (and a big bag of drugs I have no doubt) he was "normal"
Then he started trying to hit on Mr Jenkins (referring to this post) .. HERE
English girls are all tend to be sluts. Manchester has many "honey traps" particularly trendy clothing joints in the attractive pedestrianised city centre. Your cousin Macarena could make a lot of money there - more than in Liverpool (from what I've heard) so be careful when shopping.
Now I will mention something of the nightlife. You know SMOKE MACHINES? and you must have seen BUBBLE MACHINES in Spain? In England they put marijuana (or worse) into the smoke machine then feed the smoke into tha bubble machine - SOMETHING LIKE THIS
More common in the industrial centres perhaps, but Manchester is quite depraved.
But some Englishmen are rather charming, polite, decent and clean (you can smell the ones who aren't) and if they drive a nice English car (like an Aston Martin or Bristol) I have found them consistently reliable (but not Jaguar drivers). Hope that is useful.
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Re: Advice for a travel to Liverpool and Manchester in UK, please -
05-05-2011, 12:30 PM
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English girls are all tend to be sluts. Manchester has many "honey traps" particularly trendy clothing joints in the attractive pedestrianised city centre.
But some Englishmen are rather charming, polite, decent and clean (you can smell the ones who aren't) and if they drive a nice English car (like an Aston Martin or Bristol) I have found them consistently reliable (but not Jaguar drivers). Hope that is useful.
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Also Englishmen with a Marcos or a Noble M12 tend to be nice.
What are honey traps?
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