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Default Won the war - 12-24-2011, 11:59 AM

Now we have won the war in Iraq, there are only two questions:

1) Why hasn't the President landed a jet on an aircraft carrier?

2) Which terrorist country in India is next?
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Default Re: Won the war - 12-25-2011, 07:38 AM

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Now we have won the war in Iraq, there are only two questions:

1) Why hasn't the President landed a jet on an aircraft carrier?

2) Which terrorist country in India is next?
How about the terrorist country next door to India?



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Default Re: Won the war - 12-25-2011, 06:41 PM

Hmmm...Kabul to Islamabad to New Delhi looks like a good route to do a William T. Sherman-type march!!!
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Default Re: Won the war - 12-27-2011, 04:56 PM

Even the Mudslimes admits that Islam is bad, Islama-bad
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Default Re: Won the war - 12-30-2011, 04:18 PM

well, i learned everything I needed to know about them Native India-Indians form my old Beta-max tape of Indiano Jones? They can keep they heart grabbin Moogahram Soogahram to they selves! Praise God!


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Default Re: Won the war - 12-30-2011, 04:35 PM

I'd say you should just nuke Sweden, We are after all the world's biggest terrorist nation.
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Default Re: Won the war - 12-30-2011, 07:54 PM

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I'd say you should just nuke Sweden, We are after all the world's biggest terrorist nation.
well, maybe before the nukes, y'all all should try and get right with Christ n stop worhipin that comic book character, Thorp?

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Default Re: Won the war - 12-30-2011, 08:25 PM

Could someone clear something up for me, which group has the control of all the 7-11's around the world? That is one well funded and well dispersed group, they are everywhere.


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Default Re: Won the war - 12-31-2011, 03:09 AM

Sweden, my country, and Europe, my continent, is amazing compared to the shit-hole that is America.


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Default Re: Won the war - 12-31-2011, 03:17 AM

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Sweden, my country, and Europe, my continent, is amazing compared to the shit-hole that is America.
Really? My understanding is that God hates Sweden intensely.

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The LORD rewarded me according to my righteousness: according to the cleanness of my hands hath he recompensed me.

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Be ye strong therefore, and let not your hands be weak: for your work shall be rewarded.

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O love the LORD, all ye his saints: for the LORD preserveth the faithful, and plentifully rewardeth the proud doer.
The United States is the single most powerful and wealthy nation in the world. Shout Glory!!


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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