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Won the war -
12-24-2011, 11:59 AM
Now we have won the war in Iraq, there are only two questions:
1) Why hasn't the President landed a jet on an aircraft carrier?
2) Which terrorist country in India is next?
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Re: Won the war -
12-25-2011, 07:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Little Donkey
Now we have won the war in Iraq, there are only two questions:
1) Why hasn't the President landed a jet on an aircraft carrier?
2) Which terrorist country in India is next?
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How about the terrorist country next door to India?
Bible boring? Nonsense!
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Re: Won the war -
12-25-2011, 06:41 PM
Hmmm...Kabul to Islamabad to New Delhi looks like a good route to do a William T. Sherman-type march!!!
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Re: Won the war -
12-27-2011, 04:56 PM
Even the Mudslimes admits that Islam is bad, Islama-bad
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Re: Won the war -
12-30-2011, 04:18 PM
well, i learned everything I needed to know about them Native India-Indians form my old Beta-max tape of Indiano Jones? They can keep they heart grabbin Moogahram Soogahram to they selves! Praise God!
Genesis 1:24
And God said, "Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: livestock, creatures that move along the ground, and wild animals, each according to its kind: and it was so."
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Re: Won the war -
12-30-2011, 04:35 PM
I'd say you should just nuke Sweden, We are after all the world's biggest terrorist nation.
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Re: Won the war -
12-30-2011, 07:54 PM
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I'd say you should just nuke Sweden, We are after all the world's biggest terrorist nation.
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well, maybe before the nukes, y'all all should try and get right with Christ n stop worhipin that comic book character, Thorp?
In His name,
Lor H
Genesis 1:24
And God said, "Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: livestock, creatures that move along the ground, and wild animals, each according to its kind: and it was so."
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Re: Won the war -
12-30-2011, 08:25 PM
Could someone clear something up for me, which group has the control of all the 7-11's around the world? That is one well funded and well dispersed group, they are everywhere.
1 Chronicles 16:15
Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.
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Re: Won the war -
12-31-2011, 03:09 AM
Sweden, my country, and Europe, my continent, is amazing compared to the shit-hole that is America.
Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.
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Re: Won the war -
12-31-2011, 03:17 AM
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Originally Posted by davidkellyy
Sweden, my country, and Europe, my continent, is amazing compared to the shit-hole that is America.
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Really? My understanding is that God hates Sweden intensely.
God wants us to be richly rewarded for our faith.
Quote:
2 Samuel 22:21
The LORD rewarded me according to my righteousness: according to the cleanness of my hands hath he recompensed me.
2 Chronicles 15:7
Be ye strong therefore, and let not your hands be weak: for your work shall be rewarded.
Psalm 31:23
O love the LORD, all ye his saints: for the LORD preserveth the faithful, and plentifully rewardeth the proud doer.
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The United States is the single most powerful and wealthy nation in the world. Shout Glory!!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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