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Wink Hello True Christians - 06-12-2015, 03:30 AM
Hello True Christians my name is Dean im a ex atheist who was wasting his time with gaming until 1 day while finishing a game called minecraft i found the ending weird and googled for a explanation of the ending

What i found was shocking some sites claim that the creator Notch and his team were controled by Satan (look how both notch and satan both got 5 letters) while making this game and next i googled "is minecraft satanic" and i found this site since then after finding the truth i quit gaming and finally got myself a gf i cant believe how much time i wasted on stupid illusions of Satan he is indeed quite the trickster

Now im doing my best to be a Christian and when my gf and soon to be wife makes a kid with me i will do MY BEST TO PROTECT MY CHILD From the unholy crap called games!!!

Sorry for the bad english im from Greece im thinking of mastering my english and moving to USA forever i cant stand being european trash

And i want to join the army and kill some dirty ugly mooslime nigroes in the name of Jesus!!!
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Default Re: Hello True Christians - 06-12-2015, 03:41 AM
Welcome to God's favorite forums. What is your favorite bible verse, and what church do you go to?

Also, I feel the need to inform you that proper grammar is not the enemy. Capitalize your I's and please try to use some punctuation. I know Greece is an uncivilized, sinful place, but here in America we try to do things right.
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Default Re: Hello True Christians - 06-12-2015, 03:51 AM
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Welcome to God's favorite forums. What is your favorite bible verse, and what church do you go to?

Also, I feel the need to inform you that proper grammar is not the enemy. Capitalize your I's and please try to use some punctuation. I know Greece is an uncivilized, sinful place, but here in America we try to do things right.

Hello my favorite verse is

John 3:16

"For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life"

I go to the most close church from my home called St. George Orthodox Church every Sunday and at times go bring food for poor people
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Default Re: Hello True Christians - 06-12-2015, 04:08 AM
I thought everyone in Greece was poor.
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Bible Re: Hello True Christians - 06-12-2015, 04:45 AM
Hello, Mr. Dean,

Ἀσπάζομαι!

How nice to have someone from Grease here. My condolences for the sorry state of your beautiful country's economy. We all miss king Constantine II, under whose rule things were apparently better. Do you think it was sin that was the ultimate cause of your economic collapse?

You've chosen a nice verse, John 3:16. I also like it. It shows without any doubt how the Kingdom of God is reserved for the True Believers™ and the unbelievers are left out. At least in Heaven we can be among ourselves and discard the sinners. Glory!

You mentioned a Grease Orthodox Church. That is worrisome. Is there a decent Baptist congregation nearby that you could attend to? How's your wife? Have you fathered many soldiers for Christ?

I am very excited to have a Greek person here. So many questions! You have such a great history of magnificent things (Paul's sermon at the Areopagus is one of the pivotal moments in world history) and things of the fallen world (is it true that your people practically invented sodomy?)! Do you use the Textus Receptus during worship? It is undoubtedly the best Greek translation of the thoughts of Jesus! And compatible with the KJV.



I think you have great potential. I hope you don't mind my many questions. You must be proud to be of the heritage that was among the first to hear the Good News about Jesus!



Acts 17:4
And some of them believed, and consorted with Paul and Silas; and of the devout Greeks a great multitude, and of the chief women not a few.


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Default Re: Hello True Christians - 06-12-2015, 10:49 AM
Hello Guy,

Why are you prattling on about Minecraft? And who is this Notch you speak of? That's a name?

I think you're a little too familiar with the personalities behind these irrelevant entertainments.

How about posting a real introduction?

Let's hear about your relationship with Jesus instead of all this foolishness.

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Default Re: Hello True Christians - 06-12-2015, 11:43 AM
Hello and Welcome

I liked you introduction.

How are you coping in the poverty stricken Greece?

Money isn't everything But its always good to have some for a rainy day.

With or with out money Jesus will never forsake. I recommend reading the Bible KJV. Salvation is within your grasp.

Hebrews 13:5 (KJV) Let your conversation be without covetousness; and be content with such things as ye have: for he hath said, I will never leave thee, nor forsake thee.
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Default Re: Hello True Christians - 06-12-2015, 08:35 PM
Thank you guys

I believe that our economy fell because of our corrupt leaders who by using a weird sound wave machine made by satan or aliens made 90% of the greek popupation mindless lazy atheists who soon will all rum out of money and die

Notch is the name of the atheist from sweden who created this minecraft game
I feel sick even by writing his name!

I know a lot about satanic entertainment because i was a gamer a while ago Thank God i was saved before i ended up living in a basement with my mom like all rest gamers

Im working on creating soldiers for Jesus i think 7 will be enough but i need to live this unholy country to find a job to feed and raise all those soldiers

And no im afraid there is no baptist congregation nearby
But i think my church is ok there were never any bad news regarding this church and it got a nice reputation
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Default Re: Hello True Christians - 06-12-2015, 11:17 PM
Greeks are primarily known as sodomites in most of the world, but in the US they seem to congregate at institutions of advanced learning, where they fort up in houses and drink large amounts of alcohol. Here in America, the neighbors all want to get rid of them due to wild parties.

I am somewhat surprised to find a Christian Greek, as they are known to be papists, though not the kind in thrall to the Pope of Rome.

Welcome then, Greek. Do tell us of your adventures in Grease with the local heathens. God Bless!

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Welcome to God's favorite forum. How many times have you been sodomized? I know that all greeks grow up being sodomized on a regular basis.

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Default Re: Hello True Christians - 06-13-2015, 07:47 PM
I killed 3 mooslimes today guys
I managed to save my friend called George ans we now do competition on who will kill the most mooslike nigras each day

Tommorow i will use my new shiny revolver blessed by holy water to kill as much mooslimes as i can

They start to hide now and make us waste time to find them but its ok I WILL ENJOY ALL THE TIME IN HEAVEN WITH GOD WHILE I EAT POPCORN and watch all the nIGraS i killed burn in hell and laugh!!!

Question, is it ok to kill homersexuals or can they be saved?
If they refuse help should i let Jesus take care of them or kill them myself?
And are all mooslimes 100% enemy or theres a chance to convert them?

Last time i tried to talk to one he exploded and i lost my left arm
So im taking caution now and just shoot in the head
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I killed 3 mooslimes today guys
I managed to save my friend called George ans we now do competition on who will kill the most mooslike nigras each day

Tommorow i will use my new shiny revolver blessed by holy water to kill as much mooslimes as i can

They start to hide now and make us waste time to find them but its ok I WILL ENJOY ALL THE TIME IN HEAVEN WITH GOD WHILE I EAT POPCORN and watch all the nIGraS i killed burn in hell and laugh!!!

Question, is it ok to kill homersexuals or can they be saved?
If they refuse help should i let Jesus take care of them or kill them myself?
And are all mooslimes 100% enemy or theres a chance to convert them?

Last time i tried to talk to one he exploded and i lost my left arm
So im taking caution now and just shoot in the head
Hi, sweetie. I wasn't aware that Grease law allow shooting people (1 Peter 2:13). So I gather that your country is like a modern Wild West, huh?

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I killed 3 mooslimes today guys
I managed to save my friend called George ans we now do competition on who will kill the most mooslike nigras each day

Tommorow i will use my new shiny revolver blessed by holy water to kill as much mooslimes as i can

They start to hide now and make us waste time to find them but its ok I WILL ENJOY ALL THE TIME IN HEAVEN WITH GOD WHILE I EAT POPCORN and watch all the nIGraS i killed burn in hell and laugh!!!

Question, is it ok to kill homersexuals or can they be saved?
If they refuse help should i let Jesus take care of them or kill them myself?
And are all mooslimes 100% enemy or theres a chance to convert them?

Last time i tried to talk to one he exploded and i lost my left arm
So im taking caution now and just shoot in the head

You seem violent, friend. Are all you Greeks so bloodthirsty?

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Default Re: Hello True Christians - 06-14-2015, 05:00 PM
Most people here are not bloodthirsty and i was not either but i cant just stand living along with all those filthy satanists near me so im "cleaning" my neighborhood or how its spelled

And yes shooting is allowed the police got so corrupt that they even shoot innocent christian kids!

Also sad news guys the mooslimes killed my friend by exploding while he was trying to convert one, i told him to just shoot him in the head and look what happened
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