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Redeemed Papist

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Originally Posted by Frigid North

then jesus is sort of an asshole
you people are reading and following the words of 'god' or whoever
this book, the bible, was written thousands of years ago
not initially in english, or 'american', it was passed by word of mouth from person to person before it was finally written down
not to mention it has been revised time and time again since its inception
there is no way to tell how much it has been twisted or revised
there wasn't even one dingular author, it was multiple men

So in your world things stop being true after a certain amount of time. No wonder you think the world slowly sliding into sin and depravity is the natural order!

Frigid North

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Originally Posted by Redeemed Papist

So in your world things stop being true after a certain amount of time. No wonder you think the world slowly sliding into sin and depravity is the natural order!

no
i believe that the words of god would have been twisted and perhaps misinterpreted
the modern bible is the result of hundreds, thousands of years of men editing, rewriting it
the thing we have today is nothing like what was first concieved, to a certain extent

Brother Helge

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Originally Posted by Frigid North

no
i believe that the words of god would have been twisted and perhaps misinterpreted

I admit that some people who claims to be Christians do twist and interpret the Holy Bible.
That is why we follow KJV1611 to the letter.

II Peter 1:20
Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation.

Didymus Much

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Originally Posted by Frigid North

...the thing we have today is nothing like what was first concieved, to a certain extent

How do you know what "was first conceived"?

Frigid North

[QUOTEIT =Didymus Much;814207]How do you know what "was first conceived"?[/QUOTE]

i'm sorry, i didn't mean to sound as though i knew what was originally written
what i was saying is that the chance that survived to this day in its original script is quite low
the human race is too fallible and flawed for that

Redeemed Papist

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Originally Posted by Frigid North

no
i believe that the words of god would have been twisted and perhaps misinterpreted
the modern bible is the result of hundreds, thousands of years of men editing, rewriting it
the thing we have today is nothing like what was first concieved, to a certain extent

And you know this to be true because...

Let me guess! You had some thoughts that seemed about right to you inside your head. They sort of made sense and confirmed how you felt the world ought to be. And others around you felt the same way when you had little chats.

This is how false religion starts. Pretty soon you'll be writing it down and forming little clubs to discuss how right you all think you are.

Frigid North

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Originally Posted by Redeemed Papist

And you know this to be true because...

Let me guess! You had some thoughts that seemed about right to you inside your head. They sort of made sense and confirmed how you felt the world ought to be. And others around you felt the same way when you had little chats.

This is how false religion starts. Pretty soon you'll be writing it down and forming little clubs to discuss how right you all think you are.

no, because of logic
christianity started off as one religion, one church, one branch
then it split, again, again, again, again
now we have christians, catholics, protestants, mormons, satanists
these are all forms of the one original church
admittedly, satanism is not much like christianity
but who introduced the idea of satan?
christians did

Redeemed Papist

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Originally Posted by Frigid North

no, because of logic
christianity started off as one religion, one church, one branch
then it split, again, again, again, again
now we have christians, catholics, protestants, mormons, satanists
these are all forms of the one original church
admittedly, satanism is not much like christianity
but who introduced the idea of satan?
christians did

How is all that not just thoughts in your head about the way you would have liked it to have been so you can indulge in lesbianism?

Frigid North

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Originally Posted by Redeemed Papist

How is all that not just thoughts in your head about the way you would have liked it to have been so you can indulge in lesbianism?

i'm a guy
and i'm not gay
so that kinda destroys your whole arguement

Redeemed Papist

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Originally Posted by Frigid North

i'm a guy
and i'm not gay
so that kinda destroys your whole arguement

Must have got you mixed up with a butch lesbian. Easy mistake to make.

Frigid North

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Originally Posted by Redeemed Papist

Must have got you mixed up with a butch lesbian. Easy mistake to make.

thats okay
i did the same
i thought you were a good person
not sure how i made that mistake

MisterM

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Originally Posted by Frigid North

thats okay
i did the same
i thought you were a good person
not sure how i made that mistake

Excuse me, Redeemed Papist is a True Christian™ which means that he is not only just good person but also perfect.

So you did not make any mistake.

YiC, M

Redeemed Papist

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Originally Posted by MisterM

Excuse me, Redeemed Papist is a True Christian™ which means that he is not only just good person but also perfect.

So you did not make any mistake.

YiC, M

The problem with these people is that when they judge someone else's actions instead of thinking, "What would God do?" they think, "What would I do?" So when they see a True Christian™ rebuking with passion they assume that they are being mean-spirited and vile. They don't understand true love for their fellow man and the desire to save people.

mbartelsm

Sorry to interrupt this peaceful thread, but what is going on here? I'm confused, is this site an actual Christian site or is it a mock?

Billy Bob Jenkins

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Originally Posted by mbartelsm

Sorry to interrupt this peaceful thread, but what is going on here? I'm confused, is this site an actual Christian site or is it a mock?

I know, I know. I found it hard to believe my eyes when I first stumbled upon this righteous community in May of 2010. I thought that the cherry picking Independent Baptist Church of my youth was the closest to God I was going to get in this life. I knew that everyone around me was damned and going to Hell, for being so selective about which of God's laws one ought to follow. They basically ignored the entire Old Testament, except for a few things like the Ten Commandments. They justified themselves by saying: "Jesus will forgive me as long as I believe," but they ignored verses like this:

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1st John 3:6 Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.

Clearly, sinners do not know Jesus, so how can they be saved in accordance with the criteria set forth in John 3:16?

But here at Landover, there are TRUE Christians™, who follow every word of the Bible, including these:

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Matthew 5:48 (King James Version) 48Be ye therefore perfect, even as your Father which is in heaven is perfect.

Glory!!!

Pastor Isaac Peters

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Originally Posted by mbartelsm

Sorry to interrupt this peaceful thread, but what is going on here? I'm confused, is this site an actual Christian site or is it a mock?

Dear friend:

If this were a mock, why would we be so careful to preach Christianity and the Holy Bible exactly as they are, so that people can see them for what they are? Wouldn't we distort them to make them somehow funny?

Sean Le Clair

THANK YOU!
But wait...no one will do anything because of the narrowness ingrained in their thought process. Fact is, something isn't right here, we can damn eachother to hell the for the rest of the thread, OR; we could look into it and IF SOMETHING

Rev. M. Rodimer

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Originally Posted by Sean Le Clair

THANK YOU!
But wait...no one will do anything because of the narrowness ingrained in their thought process.

True. All these pedophiles from 4chan come here and insist that, since their depraved buddies have made a knock-off of Pediabear called "Pedobear", it means everyone here must hate Pediabear
.

Even though the Pediabear line of storybooks has been around since long, long before 4chan.

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Fact is, something isn't right here, we can damn eachother to hell the for the rest of the thread, OR; we could look into it and IF SOMETHING

"If" is not a verb. It is not possible to "IF something".

Did you perhaps forget to finish your thought?

And nobody here can damn anyone else to Hell. That is God's job. We simply tell you what the Bible says, since He has told us through it who He will damn to an eternity of torment in His Lake of Fire.