[Professor Bessemer]

Originally Posted by terence_tewiliger

I mean about this guy buying underwear for a sixteen year old girl... with pedobear on them of all things

Friend, we have discussed this issue with unsaved heathens like yourself until we are blue in the face. We here at Landover are not going to let the fact that there are unsaved perverts out there that are trying to seduce underage girls change our way of life.

We are saved True Christians™. We are incapable of sin. Therefore, we see nothing wrong at all with an older True Christian™ man giving tight fitting underwear to a sixteen year old True Christian™ girl.

Now if these two were unsaved trash like you, I would immediately assume that the old pervert was a pedophile and that the young girl was a slutty little whore. But they are Christians friend, so it is completely innocent.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Originally Posted by terence_tewiliger

I mean about this guy buying underwear for a sixteen year old girl... with pedobear on them of all things

I should pay heed to the good Professor, were I you: the mark of the wise man is to take instruction from their betters and as unsaved trash and a woman (I'm assuming you have your father's/husband's permission to be posting) the good Professor is certainly your better.

Heed taking is order, missy!

Jesus enlightens my darkest passages!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by terence_turdflinger

I mean about this guy buying underwear for a sixteen year old girl... with pedobear on them of all things

Mr. Turdflinger -

This is a 53-page thread. We have explained "Pediabear" dozens of times. Are you unable to read those explanations? Or do you just need to once again insist that the beloved Christian character being abused by a few of 4chan's gay porn addicts means that he is something pedophiles use to identify themselves?

[Billy Fagen]

Again the secular community fails to understand the tireless work Rev. Osborne puts into helping young ladies become one with Christ.
If you have allegations to make, sling them at a Catlick church where the mud usually sticks.

[Dr Laurence Niles]

Originally Posted by Billy Fagen

If you have allegations to make, sling them at a Catlick church where the mud usually sticks.

But is covered up by the Pope and merely moved to a so called 'another Parish'.
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[TheLordSavedMe]

Reverend Jim is the BEST!!!

Just click on the link in my signature if you want to see how much he cares about girls like me and Felicity!







Tammi.

[tamara]

the characters name is not "pediabear" i'm afraid to tell you... it's a popular internet meme named "pedobear." Wikipedia it, and you'll see why some folk may find your gift a little strange.

[tamara]

"pediabear" is false: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pedobear

you are a sick man, rev. jim osborne, if i may be so blunt. there are a lot of things on this threat which disturb me deeply.

[Levi Jones]

That's disgusting. You think your internet pals can make the sweet lovable pediabear who visits little children to cuddle with them into something gross?

Shame on you!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by tamara

"pediabear" is false: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pedobear

you are a sick man, rev. jim osborne, if i may be so blunt. there are a lot of things on this threat which disturb me deeply.

Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer

Mr. Turdflinger -

This is a 53-page thread. We have explained "Pediabear" dozens of times. Are you unable to read those explanations? Or do you just need to once again insist that the beloved Christian character being abused by a few of 4chan's gay porn addicts means that he is something pedophiles use to identify themselves?

I see you're even less clever than Turdfinger.

[tamara]

oh i am so sorry everyone! i had never heard of this character outside of the sick, twisted confines of 4chan. (i must point out that i do not use this site myself. i have the misfortune of living with a sinful hethen of a roommate). i saw this thread and freaked out! i thought that things were the other way around- that the people at this horrible site were trying to have a laugh at us good Christian folk. So i apologise most sincerely i am disgusted with myself. Lord, forgive me. Fellow Christians, forgive me.

[MitzaLizalor]

Originally Posted by tamara

4chan

I don't know what “4chan” is but generally if things have different names they are different things.

Perhaps you'd care to make an introductory post HERE

[Acuriousperson]

Ma'am, although this may make you angry, I feel as i should tell you this. That is not a pediabear, but a Pedobear. Pedobear is shown on the internet as a pedophile, who constantly wants to rape young children. I have sources if you wish to see them, or you could search for yourself. I just felt as i should inform you. Good day and God bless!

[Redeemed Papist]

Originally Posted by Acuriousperson

Ma'am, although this may make you angry, I feel as i should tell you this. That is not a pediabear, but a Pedobear. Pedobear is shown on the internet as a pedophile, who constantly wants to rape young children. I have sources if you wish to see them, or you could search for yourself. I just felt as i should inform you. Good day and God bless!

We are well aware of the efforts of the internets to drag pediabear through the gutter, thank you. You are not the only one who has pointed this out. The sad thing is that a sincere gift from an older man can be so twisted by the secular mind.

Your blessing has little to do with God and more to do with the dark forces that infest the Internet. You see filthy intentions where there are none and yet probably listen to disgusting hip hop music by negroes about "hoes" (and that's not about gardening!)

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Acuriousperson

Ma'am, although this may make you angry, I feel as i should tell you this. That is not a pediabear, but a Pedobear. Pedobear is shown on the internet as a pedophile, who constantly wants to rape young children. I have sources if you wish to see them, or you could search for yourself. I just felt as i should inform you. Good day and God bless!

Dear Retard:

If you had bothered to read this thread, you would have seen us explain many times over that Pediabear is a long-beloved character who was abused by the porn-addicted trolls at 4chan a couple of years ago.

We even have an extensive discussion of Pediabear Stories in another thread. The books have been out of print for a few decades, ever since the Berenstain Bears lawsuit.

[Mrs. Naomi Portway]

Aaron checks my underpants every day when he comes home from work to make sure the Mexicans who live down the street haven't raped me. I always tell him that nobody raped me, but he has to make sure since he says I might lie to him out of shame.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Mrs. Naomi Portway

Aaron checks my underpants every day when he comes home from work to make sure the Mexicans who live down the street haven't raped me. I always tell him that nobody raped me, but he has to make sure since he says I might lie to him out of shame.

Naomi, has Aaron taught you what a "non sequitur" is?

[Mrs. Naomi Portway]

Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer

Naomi, has Aaron taught you what a "non sequitur" is?

That looks like its a foreign word. What does it mean? Is it food? I'm not much of a cook yet, but I'm trying to get better.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Mrs. Naomi Portway

That looks like its a foreign word. What does it mean? Is it food? I'm not much of a cook yet, but I'm trying to get better.

It's when you say something completely unrelated to the subject at hand.

We were having a nice time trying to get this God-mocking troll to realize Pediabear is a well-loved Christian character, and you start talking about Aaron inspecting your undies.

That's a non sequitur. It doesn't follow from the conversation.

Do you have something to say about Pediabear? Maybe Aaron has bought you some Pediabear books, or a Pediabear plush toy?

[Mrs. Naomi Portway]

Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer

It's when you say something completely unrelated to the subject at hand.

We were having a nice time trying to get this God-mocking troll to realize Pediabear is a well-loved Christian character, and you start talking about Aaron inspecting your undies.

That's a non sequitur. It doesn't follow from the conversation.

Do you have something to say about Pediabear? Maybe Aaron has bought you some Pediabear books, or a Pediabear plush toy?

Thanks for telling me what the word means. And I thought the thread was about Pediabear underpants and so I told about Aaron. Sorry for being so stupid.

Aaron doesn't believe in underpants with pictures on them, he says they make him uncomfortable. I did use to have a Pediabear stuffed animal, but Aaron says stuffed animals promote idol worship, so he made me burn it in the fireplace.