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Originally Posted by 6sheep6street6house
I do not recognize the word "trollard" and i am not here to shock you but only to tell the truth which you all know anyway.
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No, sweetie - it's T R O L L T A R D.
Welcome to our friendly forums!
I would like to tell you a story of a very lonely man. One day, this man woke up to realize he had wasted his life by neglecting the things of God. All of his life, he jeered and mocked the Most High in his words and actions. Despite the fact that God loved him and wanted to spend eternity with him, the man rejected the sacrifice of JESUS (did your eyes just burn?) and the fateful day came when JESUS (poke, poke) stepped his feet onto the Mount of Olives, ending the Battle of Armageddon and summarily crushing the devil's plans.
LONELY MAN: But, Jesus, I thought you were, like, impotent and stuff compared to my lover satan.
JESUS: LOL
LONELY MAN: So, since you love me and stuff, please forgive my sins now that I know you are real.
JESUS: GTFOOH
LONELY MAN: But-but-
JESUS: ROFL
satan: Um, I didn't exactly say Jesus wasn't powerful and stuff, Lonely Man.
LONELY MAN: Liar! Yes you did.
satan: Well, it doesn't matter. You're coming with me now.
Fade to Jesus pushing satan and the lonely man into the lake that burns with fire while all the saved point and laugh.
This doesn't have to happen to you. However, the pathway you are on is one that guarantees eternal combustion and a severe lack of air conditioning in a place where the demons and fags and satan himself will pierce your unholy behind with their above-average sized copulatory contraptions. Forever. Over, and over, and over.
Ouch.
I plead the BLOOD OF JESUS over your soul, and pray that you will come to accept the love that our Savior wants to show you. But - it is your choice. Reject it, and GOD will have no problem turning His glorious Face away from you for all eternity. (A very long time.)
What flavor of pie do you enjoy?
NRL