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Default 6 Reasons To NOT Send Your Daughter To College: True Christian™ Edition - 09-16-2013, 05:55 PM

The penalty for the woman as a result of The Fall all was pain in childbirth, not to work (Genesis 3:16). Today, many girls are getting the wrong impression about their duties and obligations within the Body of Christ (Romans 12:5). Let's talk about the role of higher education and expectations placed on our daughters.

Friends, this blog post has been making the rounds on the interwebs. Although the blogger has the right idea, it is purely by coincidence, as he is a papist who worships the Cult of Rome rather than the King of Kings (Revelation 19:16). Nevertheless, his ideas are worthy of investigation. As a mother to a quiverfull myself, the issue of higher education comes up frequently.

True Christians™ know that college serves as a training ground for getting a job, nothing more. College graduates receive a diploma, not an education. Sending women out to work should be a very last resort, a source of embarrassment for a number of reasons. We should encourage our daughters to not make fools of themselves, to not follow the path of disappointment and shame.

Let's look at these reasons in turn.

  • So-called "MRS Degree" attracts the wrong kind of men
    Men who find college girl attractive are men who would send her out to do man's work. What kind of man wants to "marry" another man? Lovers of men, not lovers of God (Leviticus 18:22). The kind of men who will marry a college girl are the kind who want to pretend they're married to a provider, that is, another man. Sending her off to work every morning will make it easier to pretend he is sending off another man to work every morning. Have you ever noticed that career women have less children? It's because the homos don't want to see their wives pregnant, it makes it hard to keep up the fantasy.


  • Temptation to sin is too great for a woman
    College is a liberal hotbed of liberal lies, sex, drugs, and rock-n-roll. Women are natural nurturers, not warriors. They are easily duped by the emotionally charged lies and deceptions. Men, being closer to God, are more able to withstand the temptation to join the ranks of the liberal automotron (1 Corinthians 5:11).

    "I understand why [Obama] wants you to go to college. He wants to remake you in his image."(Rick Santorum, Feb. 25, 2012)


  • Prime childbearing years are wasted
    Women have a God-given instinct to marry and have children (Genesis 30:1), and so are blessed by God with the natural abilities to nurture, as well as educate children. Today’s society has a very accessible conduit for that ability that is very conducive to family life: homeschooling.


  • A college degree is not worth the investment for a woman
    College is expensive. Getting a college degree often makes a young lady feel an "obligation" to use it, to make money in order to pay for the degree she purchased. Essentially, the degree is what actually traps her. True Christian™ marriage, on the other hand, isn't a trap even though by definition it does place her in a submissive role to her husband (Ephesians 5:23). You see, no one forces anyone to marry anyone anymore. She can grow old barren and alone if she really wants. She should go to the altar with full knowledge of what she’s entering into.

  • Women should be humble
    It's true that a wife and mother may become a widow while her children are still dependent upon a parent. Generally the LORD takes care of those who fear and obey Him (Ecclesiastes 12:13), but sometimes He does call a man home for reasons we cannot yet understand. In this case, a True Christian™ family would have insurance, which is very affordable for young couples who may be vulnerable to these VERY remote possibilities, which is why it is so affordable. A responsible family will have such coverage in place.

    As for the husband leaving the wife, the possibility of being left in such a state would make a woman MUCH more careful about the man she decides to marry. Think about it. If you know you're throwing your COMPLETE trust and future on a man, you'll want one you can certainly rely on.

  • She will regret it
    Feminists are unhappy. They pretend they are happy by associating only with other feminists and getting other women to join them, but ultimately they are trying to deny what they cannot escape. They are unhappy because they are trying to be what they are not - men. You see, God created man and woman (Genesis 1:27), not a sexless babe to choose a gender as it matures. Women who deny their femininity are unhappy because they are denying their potential - to be wives and mothers. They are spiritually impotent. This is why feminists become lesbians, and why they remain on college campuses - to recruit more women to make them feel better (and also have lesbian "sex" with).


  • Women in the workforce take jobs away from men, thus contributing to unemployment and poverty
    Blessed is the man whose wife takes care of the family (Proverbs 31:15). Let's look at this logically: What would happen if every woman in the work force went home to take care of their families? There would be jobs for men. There would be no more unemployment, no more government subsidies for the unemployed, no more welfare programs. We could save millions and billions of dollars, which could instead be used for those things that are truly necessary for world peace - bringing the Word of God to all four corners of the earth so Jesus can finally return! (Matthew 24:14)




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Default Re: 6 Reasons To NOT Send Your Daughter To College: True Christian™ Edition - 09-16-2013, 09:15 PM

Perhaps if you would have gone to college you would have learned to count. Those are 7 reasons.

Also taking away a girls education is about the worst thing you can do. It takes away the girls change to shape her own future! And have load of fun sex.




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Default Re: 6 Reasons To NOT Send Your Daughter To College: True Christian™ Edition - 09-16-2013, 09:18 PM

Any young college grad should be thinking, "the last thing I need to do is to marry some dumb chick with a 250,000$ college debt."

I guess if the money is burning a hole in your pocket and you can afford to send your daughter to college AND THEN support her and that man who she married who keeps dragging her off to Vegas to see Phish or Widespread Panic or whatever lame-ass band is popular with the hippies then it isn't such a big deal but don't expect their relationship to last.


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Default Re: 6 Reasons To NOT Send Your Daughter To College: True Christian™ Edition - 09-17-2013, 12:28 AM

I feel sorry for a girl that has become an old maid and is forced to look for a husband on a college campus like a five dollar harlot. I see these girls all the time, wearing short shorts, tiny tops that barely cover their blossoming bosoms. It is so degrading toward the young men who are trying to further themselves.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: 6 Reasons To NOT Send Your Daughter To College: True Christian™ Edition - 09-17-2013, 03:55 PM

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Also taking away a girls education is about the worst thing you can do.
Did you even read my post? I said nothing about taking away a girl's education. It's a fact that college offers a diploma, not an education. A girl would do well to read the right things, and learn the skills that will serve her in life (ie, knowing how to serve God by serving her husband and children).


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Default Re: 6 Reasons To NOT Send Your Daughter To College: True Christian™ Edition - 09-18-2013, 09:48 PM

I'd want my daughters to be able to be financially independent from their husbands, even if they chose not to work , if the marriage doesn't work out and they get a divorce being able to stand on their own is important. i don't think everyone needs to go to college some career paths don't require it. but I think the statement you put forward is an over generalization to be sure.

College offers a lot for a lot of people.
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Default Re: 6 Reasons To NOT Send Your Daughter To College: True Christian™ Edition - 09-18-2013, 09:53 PM

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I'd want my daughters to be able to be financially independent from their husbands, even if they chose not to work , if the marriage doesn't work out and they get a divorce being able to stand on their own is important. i don't think everyone needs to go to college some career paths don't require it. but I think the statement you put forward is an over generalization to be sure.

College offers a lot for a lot of people.
College is not for women. They do not need to be financially independent. The men are the ones who provide. That's how its always been, and that's how it will stay. Read your bible.

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...College offers a lot for a lot of people.
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College is not for women...
I think Sir Lucid has confused the True Christians™ (and me) for people who are actually interested in hearing his opinion.

Having the courtesy to introduce himself in the Introductions forum (please follow the instructions at the top of every page there) may improve the likelihood of his words having any effect on those who read and follow the Bible.

Oh, who am I kidding? Not f***ing likely.


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Default Re: 6 Reasons To NOT Send Your Daughter To College: True Christian™ Edition - 09-18-2013, 10:36 PM

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College is not for women. They do not need to be financially independent. The men are the ones who provide. That's how its always been, and that's how it will stay. Read your bible.
since there are more women on the planet than men and not all of them can get married. what should women do who are unable to marry? should they marry other women or should polygamy be put forward. or should we stone the surplus women.

in my experience people who want women to be financially dependent are men who want to exercise unjust control over their wives and leave them with no option to leave.
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since there are more women on the planet than men and not all of them can get married. what should women do who are unable to marry? should they marry other women or should polygamy be put forward. or should we stone the surplus women.

in my experience people who want women to be financially dependent are men who want to exercise unjust control over their wives and leave them with no option to leave.
Why wouldn't a woman pray to be humble enough to attract a decent husband? Why not pray to the LORD who promises to hear and answer the prayers of the Righteous? Not only answer, but go above and beyond? With all the uncertainties in life, why not trust on the Shepherd who can care for us perfectly?


Or what man is there of you, whom if his son ask bread, will he give him a stone?
Or if he ask a fish, will he give him a serpent?
If ye then, being evil, know how to give good gifts unto your children,
how much more shall your Father which is in heaven give good things to them that ask him?
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Default Re: 6 Reasons To NOT Send Your Daughter To College: True Christian™ Edition - 09-18-2013, 11:27 PM

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Why wouldn't a woman pray to be humble enough to attract a decent husband? Why not pray to the LORD who promises to hear and answer the prayers of the Righteous? Not only answer, but go above and beyond? With all the uncertainties in life, why not trust on the Shepherd who can care for us perfectly?


Or what man is there of you, whom if his son ask bread, will he give him a stone?
Or if he ask a fish, will he give him a serpent?
If ye then, being evil, know how to give good gifts unto your children,
how much more shall your Father which is in heaven give good things to them that ask him?
Matthew 7:9-11
so after all the women in the universe become True Christians, they all humble themselves. all of them get married to True Christian husbands. what do we do with the surplus women?
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so after all the women in the universe become True Christians, they all humble themselves. all of them get married to True Christian husbands. what do we do with the surplus women?
All the women on earth won't ever become True Christians™. The LORD tells us very few will be Saved (Luke 13:23-24). You might find this sermon particularly educational: Jesus Did NOT Die For Everyone's Sins!


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: 6 Reasons To NOT Send Your Daughter To College: True Christian™ Edition - 09-18-2013, 11:47 PM

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All the women on earth won't ever become True Christians™. The LORD tells us very few will be Saved (Luke 13:23-24). You might find this sermon particularly educational: Jesus Did NOT Die For Everyone's Sins!
so if god created man out of nothing, why did he create sinners? if I program a robot to kill is the robot to blame or am I?
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so if god created man out of nothing, why did he create sinners? if I program a robot to kill is the robot to blame or am I?
And who are we to question God's decisions? Only He knows why He creates some people to be condemned in Hell!
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And who are we to question God's decisions? Only He knows why He creates some people to be condemned in Hell!
I think free will is an illusion, but I also believe god didn't create the universe out of nothing.


Ecclesiastes 4:5 The fool foldeth his hands together, and eateth his own flesh.
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I think free will is an illusion, but I also believe god didn't create the universe out of nothing.
Who cares what your unsaved opinions are? This is God's favorite forum, and we go by His opinions.



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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Well, excuse me, but Revelation™ beats unsaved-trash-speculation EVERY TIME!

Amen to that. It is a source of constant amazement to me how easily the unsaved are able to delude themselves into believing they can fathom God without reading the Bible, when the Bible clearly explains that this is impossible. The feverish bent towards anal sex which clouds their intellectual honesty is like a mental prison. They seem to be willing to believe anything in their pursuit of more victims to sodomize. Anyway that they can justify the expression of their perverse desires seems to be on the table.

I weep manly tears when I think of the flayed rectal tissue, and the plummeting T-cell counts that are the hallmarks of atheist cultures throughout history. Maybe if they could love themselves, they would ask Christ for forgiveness and accept salvation instead of cutting themselves and genuflecting before the Lord of Hell.


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