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Default Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality! - 05-25-2013, 07:53 PM

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Looking for an Adam's apple is a good technique, but some of these traps wear scarves or necklaces to cover them up. They also plump up their chest fat to look like cleavage to distract the would-be victim. Mr. Etheldreda goes straight for the crotch-grab to determine if he's witnessing to a Real Woman or a Real Man Pretending To Be A Woman For The Sake Of Luring Men To Hell. Oh sure some get offended, but if one person, just ONE PERSON comes to Christ, then all the bar fights and legal battles will have been worth it.







Traps Take Satan's Lure To The Cyber World
The old 'Paul Hogun' approach never fails!



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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality! - 06-18-2013, 09:01 AM

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Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.
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Default Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality! - 03-24-2014, 02:00 PM

Goodness me.
I just saw one of these freaks down at the Mall. Yes!! Here in Freehold!!

It was so obvious too.
Big feet and hands, deep voice and absolutely no idea how a REAL Woman walks.
Why do we allow these abominations to walk the streets? They should all be locked away in concentration camps and forced to stand up to urinate and have someone knock this silliness out of their systems.

Did anyone else see IT?







Edit........................... Apologies Ms Coulter. I hadn't realised you were visiting today.



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Default Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality! - 03-24-2014, 11:59 PM

I was letting Vavoline take some of my castoff clothes to that Gabriel's Horn of Plenty charity shop near Praise Place. What a mistake!

I got reports that some d*mn tranny was flouncing around town in them at unseemly hours, so I had the shop closed.

And I never got my outfits back! I'm terrified they may have helped lure innocent men into compromising positions.

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the renegade outfits below, and RUN from them!

Now I only give to the Landover Baptist APPROVED charities.
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Default Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality! - 03-25-2014, 02:20 AM

Mistress Cookie,

What a lovely wardrobe! I cannot believe a man has your things now! Thankfully the shop has been closed down. This whole thread is going to give me nightmares now. Men dressing up as woman???? I do not understand this behavior???? Can someone explain this to me???? These trannies cannot have children so why would they want to be a woman. That is is what we are here for is to produce God's soldiers last time I checked!




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Default Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality! - 03-25-2014, 03:20 AM

When I was an ignorant ape loving atheist I would often dress up in women's clothes and masturbate.

People say you can't choose to be gay, but I disagree.

You CAN choose to be an atheist, which in turn makes you gay. People don't realise this and are attempting to treat the symptom and not the cause.

It's very simple... eradicate atheists then the gays will disappear.

Godless Propaganda tries to separate the two evils and covers up the fact that one is a direct cause of the other.

This is obviously a clear sign we are in the end times.
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Default Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality! - 06-02-2016, 07:17 PM

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When I was an ignorant ape loving atheist I would often dress up in women's clothes and masturbate.

People say you can't choose to be gay, but I disagree.

You CAN choose to be an atheist, which in turn makes you gay. People don't realise this and are attempting to treat the symptom and not the cause.

It's very simple... eradicate atheists then the gays will disappear.


Godless Propaganda tries to separate the two evils and covers up the fact that one is a direct cause of the other.

This is obviously a clear sign we are in the end times.
The more I hear people promote this idea, the more I think liberals are rejecting it only because it frustrates Jesus and they get a kick out of that. I pray when Trump becomes president and gets all those Mexicans to build the Wall between Mexico and the Land of the Free, he'll convince the illegal Mexicans in California to build a wall around that atheist, tranny, liberal, homo-loving state. What has California ever given to America but gay surfers, goth skateboarders, and herpes?


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: SHEMALES: Satan's Tranny Trap to Lure Men to Homosexuality! - 06-02-2016, 08:36 PM

This is my greatest fear. Even more than being audited, and I don't even have any money.


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