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Default The Dalai Lama: Serpent of Satan - 04-12-2008, 02:22 AM

We all know that Buddhism is ERROR and inspired by the Father of Lies. Seldom have I read more honest Christian testimony on that subject than that presented on the blog of the dyseuphonically-named Dwayna Litz (LIghting the Way Worldwide). Here is an excerpt from her expose on the Dalai Lama.

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"The man, the Dalai Lama, is thought to be a 'man of peace', but this spirit at work--the spirit of the Dalai Lama--is not a spirit of peace at all!...I was reminded that Satan is a liar and a deceiver and offers nothing short of filth and perversion to his own. Of course, he presents it in a package of 'peace'. I encourage any Buddhist to check it out to find that the spirit at work behind the Dalai Lama is a spirit of SIN and darkness and all of this enslaves..."
Praise this young woman and her honest Christian love! Here is her smiling face, beaming in her Christian condemnation of the vile, evil Dalai Lama:



As Sister Dwayna says, Buddhists believe that god comes down into men. They believe that if you sit and contemplate your navel, you can become a god -- a "bodhisattva", sort of like a swarthy, greasy angel, possibly with multiple arms or eyes.

And the Dalai Lama himself is possessed by demons. The following is from the horrible website, "The Shadow of the Dalai Lama":

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The two principal divine beings who act through the person of the Dalai Lama are the Bodhisattva, Avalokiteshvara (in Tibetan, Chenrezi), and the meditation Buddha, Amitabha. Spiritually, Amitabha is on a higher level (as a Buddha). He does not “lower” himself directly into the “god-king” (the Dalai Lama), but appears first in the form of Avalokiteshvara. Only Chenrezi then takes on the bodily form of the Dalai Lama.
Yes, this "Chenrezi" is nothing less than a DEMON, one of the cohorts of Satan the FATHER of Lies!

Only Jesus can bring peace! And man can only be at peace if he is forever at war with sin and with unrepentant sinners! PRAISE THE LORD! The Dalai Lama is called a "man of peace" and a "lover of freedom" but you CANNOT make peace with sin! You cannot be FREE unless you accept Jesus as your Savior and Ruler and Lord. Man must choose: love Christ, be at peace with the Lord, and declare total war against sin...or surrender to Darkness, make a foul peace with SIN, and be at war with God.

And if a man is at war with God, that is a war he will not win!

O Lord, I pray: SMITE those damned skinny Buddhists with itches and twitches so that their heathen meditations are ruint! In Your perfect Love, give 'em piles and boils so bad they can't sit on their prayer cushions! O Lord, in Your mercy, send those smug grinning impeturbable BASTARDS right to the torments of HELL! In Christian love I pray that you gripe their guts, smite 'em with gas, and give them all butt-warts.

Thank You, Lord. I knew You'd understand the spiritual purity of my prayer. Amen.

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Default Re: The Dalai Lama: Serpent of Satan - 04-12-2008, 03:32 AM

Worse yet, this jap demon is scheduled to tour the blue states this week.

The Dolly Llama has a rich history of spitting on Jesus, as can be seen in this exchange:

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Q: Do you think it is possible to be both Christian and Buddhist at the same time?

A: I [the Dolly Llama] replied to this question indirectly when I said that belief in a Creator could be associated with the understanding of emptiness. I believe it is possible to progress along a spiritual path and reconcile Christianity with Buddhism. But once a certain degree of realization has been reached, a choice between the two paths will become necessary. I recently gave a series of teachings in the United States and one of these teachings was about patience and tolerance. At the end there was a ceremony for taking the Bodhisattva Vows. A Christian priest who was in the audience wanted to take these vows. I asked him if he had the right to, and he replied that yes, of course, he could take these vows and still remain a Christian.
In yet another interview with a Christian:

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....He [the Dolly Llama] argued that the Buddha knew people were not always ready for the higher truth because it "wouldn't suit, wouldn't help." Therefore, lesser truths are sometimes taught because of the person's ignorance or condition. This is known in Buddhist dharma as the doctrine of uppayah, or 'skillful means.' The Dalai Lama then applied this to the question about Jesus.

"Jesus Christ also lived previous lives," he said. "So, you see, he reached a high state, either as a Bodhisattva, or an enlightened person, through Buddhist practice or something like that. Then, at a certain period, certain era, he appeared as a new master, and then because of circumstances, he taught certain views different from Buddhism, but he also taught the same religious values as I mentioned earlier: Be patient, tolerant, compassionate. This is, you see, the real message in order to become a better human being." He said that there was absolutely no lying involved since Jesus' motivation was to help people....

So according to this lying slant, Jesus used to be a kind of servant of Buddha's? Is that what I'm reading here?

He sounds like one of those Mudslim fellows that wander into our Godly forum from time to time, trying to tell us that Jesus used to be one of Moohamed's "homies" (piss be upon him).


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Default Re: The Dalai Lama: Serpent of Satan - 04-12-2008, 05:09 AM

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And the Dalai Lama himself is possessed by demons...

Yes, this "Chenrezi" is nothing less than a DEMON, one of the cohorts of Satan the FATHER of Lies!


Oh, Lord Jesus, mercy! A living, flesh-and-blood DEMON is walking upon the earth of our very own United States of America!

Brethren and Cistern, extreme circumstances call for extreme measures. The following is the proven True Christian™ method of binding demons and will work on the dolly llama demon. Please take a moment now to print it out and carry it with you always while this foul minion of satan pollutes our air, land, and water with his presence:


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If someone comes to you for Deliverance, before you even get started, their demons could jump up and knock you across the room. THIS is why you BIND the demons first, for protection.

I don't think anyone can explains exactly HOW this happens, but if someone put you in handcuffs, you could still walk. Even though BOUND, they can still leave.

Prior to knowing anything about DELIVERANCE, someone told us they had a demon living in their home. They could see the demon. They did have knowledge of "binding", so they merely bound the demon in JESUS' name. I have never heard how long a demon can stay bound, but this person said the demon was "frozen" in their doorway of the kitchen for about six months. It was then the person found out they had the authority to make the demons leave using the name of Jesus. It did.

It is as simple as saying, In the name of Jesus, I bind up all the demons in - me - other people, places or things. Then cast them OUT, in the name of Jesus.



Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

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Default Re: The Dalai Lama: Serpent of Satan - 04-12-2008, 06:19 AM

The guy said that Steven Segal is some kind of reincarnated Boddhisatva or something. Steven Segal, for Heaven's sake. What more proof of the Dalai Lama's evil nature do we need? Besides, how can anyone base a religion on the notion of reincarnation and expect to be taken seriously, anyway? Only Jesus can give life back to the dead:

...there was a dead man carried out, the only son of his mother, and she was a widow.... And when the Lord saw her, he had compassion on her.... And he came and touched the bier: and they that bare him stood still. And he said, Young man, I say unto thee, Arise. And he that was dead sat up, and began to speak. And he delivered him to his mother. Luke 7:12-15

Jesus said to them plainly, “Lazarus is dead. 15 And I am glad for your sakes that I was not there, that you may believe. Nevertheless let us go to him.” So when Jesus came, He found that he had already been in the tomb four days.... [Jesus] cried with a loud voice, “Lazarus, come forth!” And he who had died came out bound hand and foot with graveclothes, and his face was wrapped with a cloth. John 11:14-40

Anyway, we know for a fact that this Buddha business is nonsense, since nobody rose from the dead before Christ did after the crucifixion:

Having therefore obtained help of God, I continue unto this day, witnessing both to small and great, saying none other things than those which the prophets and Moses did say should come: That Christ should suffer, and that he should be the first that should rise from the dead, and should shew light unto the people, and to the Gentiles. Acts 26:22-23

About the only positive thing I can say about the Dalai Lama is that he lead a brutal, anti-communist slave state before the Godless commies kicked his sorry behind out of Tibet. Had they just added Jesus into the mix and lost the mountain climbers and the Chinamen, it would have been a True Christian™ Paradise.



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Default Re: The Dalai Lama: Serpent of Satan - 04-12-2008, 12:23 PM

It is an interesting question: in the battle between evil yellow Communists and evil yellow cultists, who does Jesus hate more? Can he even tell them apart? It's hard to say, but the empirical evidence would appear to suggest that, whatever else He may think of the situation, He definitely does not favour the demon-worshipping Buddhists.

Also, seeing as he claims to be a llama, has anyone investigated the possibility that he may be some kind of a furry?

A rabid, demon-possessed chink filled with a hatred of America and Jesus and blessed by Satan with the ability to spit bile over about 10-15 feet would be a terrifying foe indeed. Did you know that the mating cry of a Dalai Llama is called an orgle? No prizes for guessing what the next demonic console released by Nintendo is going to be called.


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Default Re: The Dalai Lama: Serpent of Satan - 04-12-2008, 05:04 PM

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If someone comes to you for Deliverance, before you even get started, their demons could jump up and knock you across the room. THIS is why you BIND the demons first, for protection.

I don't think anyone can explains exactly HOW this happens, but if someone put you in handcuffs, you could still walk. Even though BOUND, they can still leave.

Prior to knowing anything about DELIVERANCE, someone told us they had a demon living in their home. They could see the demon. They did have knowledge of "binding", so they merely bound the demon in JESUS' name. I have never heard how long a demon can stay bound, but this person said the demon was "frozen" in their doorway of the kitchen for about six months. It was then the person found out they had the authority to make the demons leave using the name of Jesus. It did.

It is as simple as saying, In the name of Jesus, I bind up all the demons in - me - other people, places or things. Then cast them OUT, in the name of Jesus.
Tip of the hat, good Sister Justina. I see that you are becoming quite the expert in the binding of demons. Last year we had one of them in our parlor. It just stood there near the fireplace laughing at us. My mother panicked and tried to smack it with the spanking ... ping pong paddle.

It merely scampered this way and that, cackling with glee. Well she ran crying to her prayer closet and locked herself in, but my son Kills bound the thing and made it stand still.

My sons have nerves of steel when it comes to binding demons, good sister. The demon stood there twisting from side to side. It was not smiling anymore. No sirree bob. Then Kills commanded the demon to leave our home in the name of Jesus.

It walked dejectedly through the parlor to the kitchen, and left the house by the rear utility room door. We saw it walking stiffly down the driveway to the street, then it faded away like smoke, and that one has never bothered us again. Praise.

Tip of the headmaster's hat, sister.


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Default Re: The Dalai Lama: Serpent of Satan - 04-12-2008, 05:12 PM

Thank you, Mr. Godwin. DEMONS are indeed horrifying for those who have no experience with them and I can certainly relate to your poor mother's utter terror, but you see, they are like bullies. BULLIES! When one uses the correct method of cornering them, they lose their power and slink away, just as our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ has ordained.

One good thing has come from this: Your mother realized that her prayer closet can serve as a place of refuge, not just of penitence. Praise!

A curtsey to you, kind sir, for your most gentlemanly gesture to me.


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1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

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Default Re: The Dalai Lama: Serpent of Satan - 04-14-2008, 06:33 PM

Come on guys, it is very hard to take anything you are saying as serious, because you are all so full of hate and ignorance. Don't get me wrong I'd ride the life out of Miss Louisianna but still what you are saying is just thick.
I am no more a buddhist than a christian, but I have a respect for anybody who has enough respect for themselves to chose their own path and have the stones not waver when it is hard but also to concede when its flaws are made apparent. A little less hating and a little more love, perhaps. And if that doesn't do it then maybe just sticking to your own might help you get through your life without being so hateful and pathetic. The pathetic remarks is reserved for the mormon who continually refers the the Dalai Lama as the 'Dolly' for a man trying to save all non-believers from making the biggest mistake of our lives by not repenting you come across as a little juvenile.
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It is an interesting question: in the battle between evil yellow Communists and evil yellow cultists, who does Jesus hate more? Can he even tell them apart? It's hard to say, but the empirical evidence would appear to suggest that, whatever else He may think of the situation, He definitely does not favour the demon-worshipping Buddhists.

Also, seeing as he claims to be a llama, has anyone investigated the possibility that he may be some kind of a furry?

A rabid, demon-possessed chink filled with a hatred of America and Jesus and blessed by Satan with the ability to spit bile over about 10-15 feet would be a terrifying foe indeed. Did you know that the mating cry of a Dalai Llama is called an orgle? No prizes for guessing what the next demonic console released by Nintendo is going to be called.
Nice job of photoshopping fangs into an herbivore.

But you ignored the fact that a llama is an ungulate animal, while a lama is a holy teacher.


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Default Re: The Dalai Lama: Serpent of Satan - 04-14-2008, 10:01 PM

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Come on guys, it is very hard to take anything you are saying as serious, because you are all so full of hate and ignorance. Don't get me wrong I'd ride the life out of Miss Louisianna but still what you are saying is just thick.
I am no more a buddhist than a christian, but I have a respect for anybody who has enough respect for themselves to chose their own path and have the stones not waver when it is hard but also to concede when its flaws are made apparent. A little less hating and a little more love, perhaps. And if that doesn't do it then maybe just sticking to your own might help you get through your life without being so hateful and pathetic. The pathetic remarks is reserved for the mormon who continually refers the the Dalai Lama as the 'Dolly' for a man trying to save all non-believers from making the biggest mistake of our lives by not repenting you come across as a little juvenile.
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I think you are missing the Godly point here friend. Why is the Dolly Lamia evil? Because he teaches an evil, misleading doctrine of salvation threw works. This teaching is dangerous and destructive because it ignore the utter hopeless evil nature of humanity. Only by facing our problem, that we are totally and utterly evil, can we hope to fix it.

If the Dolly Lamia was a good man he would do the right thing; tell his followers to give up on the meditation because they are damned what ever they do. Even the purest Buddist who goes threw life not hurting the smallest creature is damned to burn in hell right next to the worst serial killer. All the meditation in the world is going to change the fact that those Buddist, like any other human, are so evil simple justice demands they be damned to eternal torture.

There is only one thing that can cleanse humanity of it is evil, the thing that created it God. So that’s why must turn to God and His son Jesus Christ to save us.



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Default Re: The Dalai Lama: Serpent of Satan - 04-14-2008, 10:11 PM

I thought lama was a chinky fighting thing like Kung Pao or Pilates.

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Default Re: The Dalai Lama: Serpent of Satan - 04-15-2008, 12:25 PM

Wonderful post, Brother Bobby-Joe. Christian kudos to you.

DancesWithJoy: "But you ignored the fact that a llama is an ungulate animal, while a lama is a holy teacher."

To the contrary, a lama is an unholy teacher. That is the whole point. Only Baptists are holy servants of God; all other so-called "holy" men are serving modern equivalents of Ba-al. And they are doing Satan's work on Earth!

Just read the pure shining truth written by Sister Dwayna and you will be convinced that Christians are called to loathe and despise people like the Dalai Lama and Albert Einstein, who spoke the word "peace" with their mouths but in their heart never accepted true Peace -- the peace of the Lord Jesus the Christ.

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Default Re: The Dalai Lama: Serpent of Satan - 05-15-2008, 11:41 PM

just letting you know.
the religion of buddhism doesnt beleive in any gods whatsoever. and enlightenment is just where an individual has reached the point where they no longer
have worldy needs and where they no longer want anything worldy. it is a point in which a person is completely free of the world and all its unneccesary items that are made for people to want them and to think they need them. buddhists who are yearning towards enlightenment are trying to escape all the worries and the problems of the world to be free from all the innesential things the world wants people to believe they need.

you should defenitly have your facts right before you go bashing some one's religion. its only seems appropriate.
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Default Re: The Dalai Lama: Serpent of Satan - 05-16-2008, 12:04 AM

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just letting you know.
the religion of buddhism doesnt beleive in any gods whatsoever. and enlightenment is just where an individual has reached the point where they no longer
have worldy needs and where they no longer want anything worldy. it is a point in which a person is completely free of the world and all its unneccesary items that are made for people to want them and to think they need them. buddhists who are yearning towards enlightenment are trying to escape all the worries and the problems of the world to be free from all the innesential things the world wants people to believe they need.

you should defenitly have your facts right before you go bashing some one's religion. its only seems appropriate.

Well that just makes it worse. They don't believe in God? So they are basically just dirty lying atheists? They reject God and the Holy Trinity, and so they can never achieve salvation.

"For by grace are ye saved through faith"

Ephesians 2:8

And as for their Satanic belief in "rebirth", we all know that the Lord Jesus Christ alone is reborn (well, I guess Lazarus was too, but only through the Lord). It is an indisputable fact that we die and our spirits go to be judged, and then, if you are a True Christian, to Heaven, and if you a sinner, to Hell.

The Deadly Llama, as the figurehead for these blasphemers, is an evil sinner.

I pray that the Light will enter the eyes of these sinners and show them the truth of the Lord's Grace.


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just letting you know.
the religion of buddhism doesnt beleive in any gods whatsoever. and enlightenment is just where an individual has reached the point where they no longer
have worldy needs and where they no longer want anything worldy. it is a point in which a person is completely free of the world and all its unneccesary items that are made for people to want them and to think they need them. buddhists who are yearning towards enlightenment are trying to escape all the worries and the problems of the world to be free from all the innesential things the world wants people to believe they need.

you should defenitly have your facts right before you go bashing some one's religion. its only seems appropriate.
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Default Re: The Dalai Lama: Serpent of Satan - 05-16-2008, 08:01 AM

I'm inclined to agree. Lama or llama, it makes difference for they both have cloven feet.




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Default Re: The Dalai Lama: Serpent of Satan - 05-16-2008, 06:42 PM

That Dwayna Litz sure is a Godly True Christian sister in pointing out the evils of that fat, sickening, disgusting dolly lover.

This is an exerpt from Dwayna's biographical page:

She entered a Mormon bookstore once in Nashville, by accident, and when she found out it was a Mormon bookstore, she said to the owner, “Wait just one minute. I’ll be right back,” and went to her car and got her notes by Walter Martin. The bookstore owner was stumped by her questions and asked, “Who are you, and what church are you with, and why are you here?” Dwayna got back in her car after the exhilarating experience of witnessing to that woman, and driving home all the way with a smile on her face, she said out loud to God, “Lord, it doesn’t get any better for me than this!”

Glory to that!!! I've always said that running around with Walter Martin notes that we can use to show our intellectual superiority to heathens is one of the most enjoyable things about being a Christian!
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Default Re: The Dalai Lama: Serpent of Satan - 05-17-2008, 12:38 AM

The Dalai Lama enslaved 80% of his population when the British gave Tibet "freedom". He ruled with a feudal system as if he was a God on earth. He skinned his own people to make bags and cloths, he literally removed all their freedom so he could gain power and wealth through his false religion. He is a cultist and Satan is no doubt shining his talons waiting for his arrival.

China took Tibet back in the 50s and literally FREED the people from SLAVERY, now liberals say free Tibet, how ironic? They want to return Tibet to the person who enslaved them. Disgusting.
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is that sorta like unglued, Miss.Maggoty? nows, i not no what he meants, but lord Jesus just tolded me that you be the authortitities on glue stuff!

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