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Default Land of Sacred Cows Celebrates Dung - 11-17-2018, 01:22 AM

At one time or another we've all been subjected to the incessant whining of Sally Struthers begging for money to feed the starving and diseased children in shithole countries around the world. What they really need are some Bibles (KJV1611) to make them prosper (like other Christian nations) - God punishes the followers of false religions.

The Bible (KJV1611) has a great deal to say about dung - in short it's mostly to be avoided, and in only rare cases (Ezekiel 4:9-12 / Ezekiel 4:14-15) are you instructed to bake bread over burning dung.

Now the Hindaloos in India (the world's largest "democracy") are celebrating dung by covering their children in it. We here at Landover Baptist pride ourselves in exposing fake religion, but this is a new low - shithole religion.

If there was a takeaway from all this, you have to admire the Hindaloos for having a celebration of war in their "religion" - I'd like to see a return to our Christian nation where we celebrate God's ordering the destruction of the Amalekites (1 Samuel 15:2-3).

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Crying children are placed in COW DUNG by their parents who rub it into their skin to grant them good health and luck as part of Hindu ceremony in India

- The children of all ages were placed in the cow dung for Govardhan Puja
- Parents decorated the dung with orange flowers as well as peacock feathers
- From the ritual, it is hoped children will be granted good health and protection


By Claire Anderson For Mailonline
Published: 07:24 EST, 12 November 2018 | Updated: 07:29 EST, 12 November 2018

This is the shocking moment crying children are placed in cow dung for the Hindu festival of Govardhan Puja.

The children are put on top of the dung which is decorated in flowers as parents rub it onto their skin for good luck in India.

It is hoped that the children will be granted good health and protected from disease as a result of the puja, a prayer or ritual.

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In the video, a range of children participate in the ritual; as babies are placed down, some older children voluntary jump into the dung.

The waste is decorated with yellow and orange flowers and peacock feathers by the villagers.

Adults then dance around to music using drums and sticks for the ritual on November 8.

The festival of Govardhan Puja is also known as 'Annaku', which is a Hindu festival that takes place on the fourth day of Diwali, during which devotees pray to Lord Krishna.

Govardhan Puja commemorates the day Lord Krishna defeated Lord Indra, who brought heavy rainfall, destroying fields.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...G-parents.html


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Default Re: Land of Sacred Cows Celebrates Dung - 11-17-2018, 09:56 AM

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Now the Hindaloos in India (the world's largest "democracy") are celebrating dung by covering their children in it. We here at Landover Baptist pride ourselves in exposing fake religion, but this is a new low - shithole religion.
I'd say, that's a very innovative way to keep population down, instead of preventing children from being born, let them die before reproduction age out of parasites, infections, and other shithole countries diseases.
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Default Re: Land of Sacred Cows Celebrates Dung - 11-17-2018, 12:28 PM

I don't wish to seem in any way prejudiced, after all they. can't help it, but watching that made me feel very peculiar. Not just the weird shaped heads on those babies and the men hurling infants into the stuff but the women walking around in circles and the blackness of the eyes. Is it some sort of poison?
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If only they had Bibles. No doubt they consider Govardhan Puja a means to ward off evils such as ill health and invoke their blue goblin with 19 heads and 20 arms but does it work? No. Neonatal septicaemia, birth asphyxia, TB, strokes & diarrhoea are rampant and regardless of causes The Bible is clear that devils are responsible. The blue goblin is obviously a demon and the more they dip themselves..or their children..in excrement the worse things get. Idols always represent demons but no-one having heard The Good News would ever worship a demon and God knows quite well who's who.
Nahum 1:7 The LORD is good, a strong hold in the day of trouble; and he knoweth them that trust in him.
Days of trouble afflict so many in India, hardly surprising if poo parties are de rigueur, and demon worship is why. If only they could come to a knowledge of The Truth demons would face a challenge impossible for them to overcome. The precious Name of Jesus.




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Jesus Re: Land of Sacred Cows Celebrates Dung - 11-17-2018, 07:18 PM

I went to high school with a Govardhan Puja. He always smelled funny. I told Mother and she said to ask if his family raised hogs.


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Default Re: Land of Sacred Cows Celebrates Dung - 12-22-2018, 03:06 AM

Injuns love excrement so much they do it in the streets! The roads in their vile country are literally paved with poop! And now we learn they bathe in it too?

They says the dotheads are Caucasians just like normal people. What if their brown coloration is just a layer of feces covering their white skin? After all, they're not nigras and are not afflicted by the Curse of Ham. Do they just need a good bath and a good Bible to become saved?
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