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03-02-2010, 11:48 AM
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Platform. Ehm. Right! I'm on the case!
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Just make sure Al Kong is kicked out of town.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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03-02-2010, 10:06 PM
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That can't be true. I have it on excellent authority that all you bucks have holes in your nose.
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Nostrils.
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03-03-2010, 01:31 AM
Ahh, too bad candidates must be 21 or older. I would run, as I have a feeling I'm just what Freehold needs. Failing that, however, I am giving Johnny Joe Hold my full support. I could not stand to have a nigra in any positions of authority. The 1611 KJV Bible makes it clear that nigras are supposed to be in a lower position than humans whites.
And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren. (Genesis 9:25)
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Unsaved trash, race-mixing nigra
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03-03-2010, 03:20 PM
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The 1611 KJV Bible makes it clear that nigras are supposed to be in a lower position than humans whites.
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Where exactly does the Bible mention skin color?
The 100% SURE winner of the Freehold 2024 election. Let's make Freehold GREAT again!
- Godfly: "TrueChristian™ friends. Maybe the things Mr. King says are true."
- Johny Joe Hold: "my worthy opponent may have some admirable traits"
- C. Reconstruction: "you are sincere"
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03-03-2010, 11:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Alfred King
Where exactly does the Bible mention skin color?
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Have you never heard of the Curse of Ham? I'll explain what happened. Ham saw Noah's tallywhacker, so he and all his descendants were cursed to be slaves to whites and sand nigras. At the time, Ham and his son Canaan were the only nigras in the world, so all nigras are Hamites.
And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brethren without.
And Shem and Japheth took a garment, and laid it upon both their shoulders, and went backward, and covered the nakedness of their father; and their faces were backward, and they saw not their father's nakedness.
And Noah awoke from his wine, and knew what his younger son had done unto him.
And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren. (Genesis 9:22-25)
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Unsaved trash, race-mixing nigra
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Re: Election Race OPENS Today - Registration Info HERE! -
03-03-2010, 11:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Jacob11
Have you never heard of the Curse of Ham? I'll explain what happened. Ham saw Noah's tallywhacker, so he and all his descendants were cursed to be slaves to whites and sand nigras. At the time, Ham and his son Canaan were the only nigras in the world, so all nigras are Hamites.
And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brethren without.
And Shem and Japheth took a garment, and laid it upon both their shoulders, and went backward, and covered the nakedness of their father; and their faces were backward, and they saw not their father's nakedness.
And Noah awoke from his wine, and knew what his younger son had done unto him.
And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren. (Genesis 9:22-25)
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So we can agree that the Bible does not actually mention skin color then?
The 100% SURE winner of the Freehold 2024 election. Let's make Freehold GREAT again!
- Godfly: "TrueChristian™ friends. Maybe the things Mr. King says are true."
- Johny Joe Hold: "my worthy opponent may have some admirable traits"
- C. Reconstruction: "you are sincere"
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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03-03-2010, 11:55 PM
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So we can agree that the Bible does not actually mention skin color then?
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Boy, if you told me that the sky was blue I'm not sure I'd agree with you.
Anybody who supports special rights for queers and witches isn't an honest person.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Unsaved trash, race-mixing nigra
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03-04-2010, 12:26 AM
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Boy, if you told me that the sky was blue I'm not sure I'd agree with you.
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The sky is blue .
The 100% SURE winner of the Freehold 2024 election. Let's make Freehold GREAT again!
- Godfly: "TrueChristian™ friends. Maybe the things Mr. King says are true."
- Johny Joe Hold: "my worthy opponent may have some admirable traits"
- C. Reconstruction: "you are sincere"
NOT endorsed by Donald Trump!
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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03-04-2010, 12:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Alfred King
The sky is blue .
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It won't be where you're going, boy.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Election Race OPENS Today - Registration Info HERE! -
03-04-2010, 08:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Alfred King
So we can agree that the Bible does not actually mention skin color then?
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Are you stupid? The passage I posted just PROVED that nigras are supposed to be servants. Then again, you are a nigra, so I can't really blame you for being stupid.
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Unsaved trash, race-mixing nigra
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Re: Election Race OPENS Today - Registration Info HERE! -
03-04-2010, 10:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Jacob11
Are you stupid? The passage I posted just PROVED that nigras are supposed to be servants. Then again, you are a nigra, so I can't really blame you for being stupid.
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The passage you quoted does not mention skin color. It seems you are making up that part.
The 100% SURE winner of the Freehold 2024 election. Let's make Freehold GREAT again!
- Godfly: "TrueChristian™ friends. Maybe the things Mr. King says are true."
- Johny Joe Hold: "my worthy opponent may have some admirable traits"
- C. Reconstruction: "you are sincere"
NOT endorsed by Donald Trump!
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Mayor of Freehold
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Re: Election Race OPENS Today - Registration Info HERE! -
03-17-2010, 01:33 PM
Friends, a glitch in our campaign has come up. My staff attorney pulled me aside this morning and pointed to one of the requirements stated in Miss Cookie's Candidate Registrartion requirements.
The requirements say I need to visit a certified Freehold doctor to determine that I am
"..free from markings, tattos, peircings and cuttings...Test will include a rectal exam to ensure virginity is still intact." The exam needs to conclude a candidate conforms to Leviticus 19:28, 2 Chronicles 21:18 and Kings 14:24.
My own doctor is out of town today. Could one of our Godly physicans contact me, or, might one of my supporters line me up with a Freehold doctor today?
Thank you, and, God Bless.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: Election Race OPENS Today - Registration Info HERE! -
03-17-2010, 01:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
Friends, a glitch in our campaign has come up. My staff attorney pulled me aside this morning and pointed to one of the requirements stated in Miss Cookie's Candidate Registrartion requirements.
The requirements say I need to visit a certified Freehold doctor to determine that I am
"..free from markings, tattos, peircings and cuttings...Test will include a rectal exam to ensure virginity is still intact." The exam needs to conclude a candidate conforms to Leviticus 19:28, 2 Chronicles 21:18 and Kings 14:24.
My own doctor is out of town today. Could one of our Godly physicans contact me, or, might one of my supporters line me up with a Freehold doctor today?
Thank you, and, God Bless.
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I'll have Sister Thumper run over and take care of you. She's my fiancee and she has some basic medical training.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
True Christian™
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Location: Freehold, IA.
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03-17-2010, 01:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
I'll have Sister Thumper run over and take care of you. She's my fiancee and she has some basic medical training.
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Ooo Ooo I need a physical too!
Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Re: Election Race OPENS Today - Registration Info HERE! -
03-17-2010, 02:40 PM
I am not running for office but I do have a cold, add me to the list please .
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Mayor of Freehold
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Re: Election Race OPENS Today - Registration Info HERE! -
03-17-2010, 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
I'll have Sister Thumper run over and take care of you. She's my fiancee and she has some basic medical training.
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Thank you dear Pastor. Sister Thumper with whatever training she has will suffice just fine. If someone takes us to court, we'll just have to call on our friends there to work things out.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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