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Default Dysfunctionalgate - 07-07-2019, 09:08 PM

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Today it has been revealed (in Britain’s only reliable newspaper) that the British ambassador in Washington, Sir Kim Kardashian Darroch, has been sending very offensive memoranda to his masters (or, in the case of Mrs May, his mistress) in London.

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'Of the main campaign promises, not an inch of the Wall has been built; the executive orders on travel bans from Muslim countries have been blocked by the state courts; tax reform and the infrastructure package have been pushed into the middle distance; and the repeal and replacement of Obamacare is on a knife edge,' Sir Kim wrote. The Ambassador 'wouldn't bet a tenner' on Trump's health proposals passing through the Senate.


The British Foreign Office (the very un-Diplomatic Service) has not even had the good taste to deny that he wrote those lies! The leak has clearly come from one of their employees, but their attitude seems to be “Oh well, whatever – never mind.”

Needless to say this has caused consternation throughout the mainland, i.e. England. You only have to look at the below-the-line comments! I was particularly impressed by the one which pointed out that the ambassador has no credibility, as he was raised on a council estate – the British equivalent of a housing project. Nobody knows what (or if) the Northern Irish think about it. Who knows if they ever think about anything? The ungrateful Scotch are probably cheering him on. The Welsh can’t even speak Real American™ and can safely be ignored in this, as in everything else.

There will be an inquiry to find out who the perp was. My money is on it being one of Brother President Vladimir’s many spies employees, men like Burgess, McLean and Philby, who traditionally fund their living expenses by working at the British Foreign Office.

Why would President Putin do this? Well, leaving aside the obvious “because he can”, I would guess it’s because he wants to alert The Donald to the utter, shameless, ungrateful perfidy of the Brits. It also has the benefit of looking like a conspiracy and spreading (in order of severity) terror, suspicion, alarm and despondency throughout England and the lesser parts of the union.

The documents may even have been leaked by Ambassador Darroch himself, in his capacity as a Putin “mole”. After all, he definitely had access to them.Coincidence? I don’t think so! Perhaps he longs to abandon his ghastly wife – a schoolteacher who works outside the home! - and return to his dacha on the Black Sea, where he can dress appropriately to his female name?

My husband has just read this through and for some reason he is laughing. Obviously he knows the whole story, but nevertheless I have his permission to post this.

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Default Re: Dysfunctionalgate - 07-07-2019, 09:27 PM

And here I though England was our friend. I can understand it takes a while to get over the embarrassment of losing that war to us. But, it's time to move on.


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Default Re: Dysfunctionalgate - 07-07-2019, 09:38 PM

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And here I though England was our friend. I can understand it takes a while to get over the embarrassment of losing that war to us. But, it's time to move on.
I don't know if you saw it, Brother Mr Mayor, Sir, but one of the comments on that website claimed that England "only" lost that war because it failed to take control of the airports. I mean, for goodness' sake, that would be the very first thing that any even half-intelligent belligerent nation would do!


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flag Re: Dysfunctionalgate - 07-07-2019, 10:56 PM

To the average person, it would appear that the man printing the truth about the deceit of Donald Trump is lying, but I checked several reliable sources and all agreed that there has been some twisting of the truth to make the president look good. I say these things not to be difficult, but because my jooish background insists upon honesty and forthrightness. It's just how we are - especially we ex-joos.


I'm sorry to report this, Sister Vasey, but there have been a lot of false claims, made up excuses, false legal defenses, and other propaganda. In many respects, Trump seems to want a 1984 Orwellian world - telling people to not believe what they see or hear but rather to only believe him. It's sad. I hope 2020 will bring new blood to the presidency of these, God's United States.
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Default Re: Dysfunctionalgate - 07-08-2019, 06:42 AM

If it's one thing that can be said about the British it's that they're a bunch of weenies, though not as bad as the French. In our own revolutionary war many of the Royalists, rather that risk being hung, hightailed it to Canada - and now look who they have as a president, a weenie soy boy.

Let's not forget the War of 1812 - where we once again beat their pants off, although to their credit they defeated that Frenchie Napoleon. We need to mention here that in that war we invaded Canada, and our only regret is that we didn't finish the job - lest we suffered the likes of Justin Bieber.

Not only did we bail them out in WWI, but they wound up giving us the weenie Neville "Peace in Out Time" Chamberlain. Then when it came time to bail them out again in WWII, their treaty with Poland required them to defend them - and when it was all over they wound up giving Poland to the commies.

It was once said that the sun never set on the British Empire - well it has set, and they've never gotten over it. These days instead of getting down to the task of Brexit, they continue to make tea in their quaint little kettles and eat cucumber sandwiches. Sure, the rioting chinks in Hong Kong have been observed waving some Union Jacks recently, but had they had a Donald Trump it would never have been turned over to the commie chinks in the first place. If they had any sense they would apply for statehood in the US.

Finally, that weenie looser Sir Kim Darroch (the British still really love their "titles") should have a look at the relative GDP's and conjure up a little humility.

The United States GDP $21.4 trillion (Rank #1)
GDP per capita $65,064.

United Kingdom GDP $3.0 trillion (Rank #7)
GDP per capita $44,759.


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If they had any sense they would apply for statehood in the US.

The United States GDP $21.4 trillion (Rank #1)
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United Kingdom GDP $3.0 trillion (Rank #7)
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Who does Jesus favor? The U.S.A., that's who. Third world countries like England could do themselves a favor by just saying, "We want to be part of Make America Great Again" and become a State.


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That would be an elegant solution, Brother, in that it would bring us full-circle but this time with the right nation in charge. When either Boris or Nigel becomes leader of the Conservative Party, it may well happen. Please pray for us.

Mrs May, now generally referred to as LINO (leader in name only), has come out and said that she has faith in Sir Kim Whatshisname but disagrees with his analysis. Even leaving aside that she would obviously do better to place her faith in Our Lord Jesus Christ, this seems disingenuous. She will obviously have seen these memoranda - could she be the mole?

My husband is still not saying, but confirms that there's a lot of discussion going on about who should take the fall for this, and that everyone agrees that it's a shame Julian Assange is in jail as he's the obvious candidate.


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And here I though England was our friend. I can understand it takes a while to get over the embarrassment of losing that war to us. But, it's time to move on.
Britain did not lose the war. Until the diplomatic recognition of the US in the Treaty of Paris in 1783 and certainly in 1776, both sides were British. When the British rebels won the war, they had been fighting the British army. The British won.


Article 1 of the Treaty of Paris is the only one still in force:
Britain acknowledges the United States (New Hampshire, Massachusetts Bay, Rhode Island and Providence Plantations, Connecticut, New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, Delaware, Maryland, Virginia, North Carolina, South Carolina and Georgia) to be free, sovereign, and independent states, and that the British Crown and all heirs and successors relinquish claims to the Government, property, and territorial rights of the same, and every part thereof,
The rest is ours - this is the reason for the Second Amendment.




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Right you are Mayor, and that's just what this is all about. Jesus was counting on the British to set things straight after Satan took over the Vatican, and it's not like He didn't give them a chance.

When King Henry VIII kicked the papists out of the country things looked good, but Henry was more concerned with his loins and didn't make the necessary reforms and kept all the wafers and other nonsense instead of turning the church into a True Baptist institution. We owe the British for the King James Bible, and Oliver Cromwell, who credited the Power of God for winning his battles, managed to come down hard on the cathylicks in Ireland.

Jesus gave the British the Industrial Revolution, which helped them build their Empire to spread the Word of Jesus - but again they botched things with the likes of whining Charles Dickens and other "social reformers" complaining about "child labor" (I mean really, do they want to eat or not), and somewhere along the line one of them coined the term "socialism".

God gave the British Winston Churchill, a stogie smoking imbiber of strong drink, who was not only a great orator and strong leader that managed to help win WWII, but also hated mooselimbs. After the war was over, the British just wanted to get back to their Fabian socialism. It's also worth mentioning that the British allowed a rag wearing dot-head named Gandhi to kick them out of India (once the jewel in the crown of the British Empire), but not without teaching them just enough insufferable English that they dominate outsourced "help lines" that to this day remain a scourge amongst all Americans.

If there were ever to be a new "New Testament" book of the Bible written, it would be about God deciding that the new promised land for True Christians™ would be the U.S.A.


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Right you are Mayor, and that's just what this is all about. Jesus was counting on the British to set things straight after Satan took over the Vatican, and it's not like He didn't give them a chance.

When King Henry VIII kicked the papists out of the country things looked good, but Henry was more concerned with his loins and didn't make the necessary reforms and kept all the wafers and other nonsense instead of turning the church into a True Baptist institution. We owe the British for the King James Bible, and Oliver Cromwell, who credited the Power of God for winning his battles, managed to come down hard on the cathylicks in Ireland.

Jesus gave the British the Industrial Revolution, which helped them build their Empire to spread the Word of Jesus - but again they botched things with the likes of whining Charles Dickens and other "social reformers" complaining about "child labor" (I mean really, do they want to eat or not), and somewhere along the line one of them coined the term "socialism".

God gave the British Winston Churchill, a stogie smoking imbiber of strong drink, who was not only a great orator and strong leader that managed to help win WWII, but also hated mooselimbs. After the war was over, the British just wanted to get back to their Fabian socialism. It's also worth mentioning that the British allowed a rag wearing dot-head named Gandhi to kick them out of India (once the jewel in the crown of the British Empire), but not without teaching them just enough insufferable English that they dominate outsourced "help lines" that to this day remain a scourge amongst all Americans.

If there were ever to be a new "New Testament" book of the Bible written, it would be about God deciding that the new promised land for True Christians™ would be the U.S.A.

I think you give the brits far too much credit. The only thing they got dominion of was spear chuckers from shithole countries. Godly Americans chased them out from the USA in 1782, and the brits have whined about it ever since. No gratitude that the USA saved their sorry ass in WW1 and WW2. No coming to help the USA in Korea and Vietnam. Every true blooded American male put up his hand to get the commies out of Vietnam...apart from those with legitimate health issues like bone spurs, or "educational" deferments (Clinton, Bush). Brits, French, Italians all have the yellow streak of cowardice firmly imprinted upon their national psyche. They just slink away when the tough calls are made.


Here in Wisconsin I thank God that every day I wake to the smell of Freedom and the sound of Fox News.


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I think you give the brits far too much credit. The only thing they got dominion of was spear chuckers from shithole countries. Godly Americans chased them out from the USA in 1782, and the brits have whined about it ever since.
You are absolutely right, Brother. As a resident in the cold, damp British islands I can confirm that almost a quarter of a millennium after the event, these frightful people speak of little else. But, in the way of stupid people, they think they are cunning and couch it in terms of having a "special relationship" with the USA. No Real American™ has ever even heard of such a thing.

It is my belief that this is all part of a plan to rejoin the Godly USA. They ambitiously hope to become the 51st state but are more likely to be accepted, if at all, as a mere insular territory. They then plan to stage an internal coup - a sort of reverse takeover. The consequences of this should at least provide America (and Jesus) with a certain amount of amusement.

It is reassuring to have something to look forward to in these otherwise dark days. Romans 8:28: And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose.


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But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.
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You are absolutely right, Brother. As a resident in the cold, damp British islands I can confirm that almost a quarter of a millennium after the event, these frightful people speak of little else. But, in the way of stupid people, they think they are cunning and couch it in terms of having a "special relationship" with the USA. No Real American™ has ever even heard of such a thing.

It is my belief that this is all part of a plan to rejoin the Godly USA. They ambitiously hope to become the 51st state but are more likely to be accepted, if at all, as a mere insular territory. They then plan to stage an internal coup - a sort of reverse takeover. The consequences of this should at least provide America (and Jesus) with a certain amount of amusement.

It is reassuring to have something to look forward to in these otherwise dark days. Romans 8:28: And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose.
Sorry but fue position of vermin infested shithole is already taken by Maryland. Good luck next time.


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