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Default Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled - 06-05-2019, 01:47 AM

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Certainly not! Why should we have? God is much more powerful and His cognitive capacity is superb. In His infinity He knows better.

Psalms 31:3
For thou art my rock and my fortress; therefore for thy name's sake lead me, and guide me.


What, dear Sinner, are your original thoughts that are not derived from another source? Did you, e.g., invent the furry fandom yourself?


Yours in Christ,

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At what point did i say i invented the furry fandom? What is original is my Fursona.
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Default Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled - 06-20-2019, 04:16 AM

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But why should they be sent to Hell if they were good people for a majority of their lives?
Because Jesus said so.Matthew 6:24
No man can serve two masters: for either he will hate the one, and love the other; or else he will hold to the one, and despise the other. Ye cannot serve God and mammon.


-Ps 25:10 All the paths of the LORD are mercy and truth unto such as keep his covenant and his testimonies.
-Ps 33:4 For the word of the LORD is right; and all his works are done in truth.
-James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

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Default Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled - 06-21-2019, 01:45 PM

I don't believe that Midjets should be able to live on the great earth that our mighty Lord God created for us.
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Default Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled - 06-22-2019, 04:12 AM

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Science classes DO make sense. The thing YOU said doesn't make sense.


The Bible doesn't make sense either.


So what entity or force brought all these atoms together to make way for life? Even science is still baffled by the human body. So if science can't prove it. How can you believe it? It's totally absurd.


It's much easier to believe the


Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.

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Bible Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled - 06-23-2019, 02:40 AM

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It's much easier to believe the
Amen to that! It takes the science religion hundreds of books to explain how the universe works. We Christians only need ONE!


And who wants to read all them books anyway? Too much blasphemous book reading and you'll turn into a twisted, crippled retard like Stephen Hawking, former professor at Cambridge and current damned soul in Hell.


Praise Jesus! He tells us all we need to know.


"No room for them in the inn" (Luke 2:7)?
Not if they'd come to the Blood of Christ Motel!
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Jesus Re: Further proof that Midgets are Satan's spawn and should be culled - 07-04-2019, 03:33 AM

I just don't have time to read all the previous posts. I just wanted to say the only midget I trust is our dear Midge, who was healed of midgetry by the Divine Hand of God® years ago before our eyes on this, God's Favorite Forum. One day she was knee high to someone's knees, and then Jesus reached His Miraculous Healing Hand and touched Midge, elongating her instantly. There were so many skeptics demanding proof. Pshaw! We aren't doubting Thomases here; we believe the Word of the Lord in its entirety and the Bible clearly tell us that if we ask, in faith believing, our wishes are granted. Not maybe, not if, but ARE, WILL BE granted. Hallelujah to the King!


I wish Midge would visit again so we could marvel at her height and share in her miracle again - a miracle that filled us all with hope and strengthened our faith. GLORY!


Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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