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Songs that tempt men into homosexuality -
02-24-2019, 07:55 AM
Friends, I post these videos as a warning for red-blooded males to avoid lest they become homosexual. Every Christian man should know these songs by heart so when they are played on the radio the true Christian can prevent the sound from entering his sons' ears (and their dirty place - did you know sounds penetrate ALL objects?). Every parent needs to know this. Disgusting!
(warning: do not listen if you have a dog)
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Re: Songs that tempt men into homosexuality -
02-24-2019, 07:00 PM
Brother,
I listened to these over and over until I felt it was safe to stop. Jesus protects His children so I had no ill effects as His shed blood was covering me. However I conducted a brief experiment on the subway and I fear that I have caused homer spirits to take hold of a group of young men headed toward Macys. Will God hold me accountable or is it their fault? Should I try to find them and minister to them? That would be difficult in such a large city.
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: Songs that tempt men into homosexuality -
03-01-2019, 07:40 PM
Here's a song where the singer's voice is clearly turning queer throughout the whole song - thereby encouraging the same transfigurment for those listening! At the 0:57 mark, you can clearly hear Mr. Asstley sing, "You know the gay men, where they're playing." Disgusting!
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Re: Songs that tempt men into homosexuality -
03-03-2019, 05:27 PM
This song comes to mind. I can't think of anything more gay than singing about someone's "big john."
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03-12-2019, 10:42 AM
My name is Maxine Levantine. I am 17 and follow the KJV Bible to a T. If you are wanting to hit on me you can turn away. THIS is reserved for Jesus and my future husband (whoever that may be).
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Re: Songs that tempt men into homosexuality -
03-12-2019, 09:53 PM
No doubt Marky M moonlit as a waterboy for horny nigras after b-ball practice to get their wriggly 9 inch poles spit shined. Gross. Just the thought of it. (I suspect my Mildrew secretly aspires to emulate him. Tragic)
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Re: Songs that tempt men into homosexuality -
03-12-2019, 11:47 PM
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That is a terrible picture! I can't believe you would post such a picture! I'm going to have to print out that picture and put it in a safe place so that I can pull it out whenever I find I have the urge - er, when I need proof of homersexuality! For shame!
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Re: Songs that tempt men into homosexuality -
03-30-2019, 06:55 PM
We mustn't forget that "I'm Coming Out" song by that Diane Ross woman. As this video shows, this song has tempted many to cross over to the devil's playground!
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Re: Songs that tempt men into homosexuality -
04-01-2019, 03:14 AM
Because of my dedication to the Lord I have followed the career of Mark Wallbird and despite my disgust for his hidden homerism I find that he leads a primarily heterosexual lifestyle. Puzzling but true.
Have certain men learned to hide their sin so well that they appear normal? What if someone accused me of being a fag? I know I should rejoice but I can’t risk my manly reputation. Perhaps one of the True Christian ™ males here will go camping with me to reassert my heterismic legacy?
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“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: Songs that tempt men into homosexuality -
04-15-2019, 04:17 PM
I think we also need to highlight songs that promote pedophilia (an sub-faction of homosexuality in the broader scope).
Enya is a perfect example. I don't actually recommend sitting through an Enya song, but if you watch the music video for Carribean Blue, I couldn't help but notice scenes of Enya leading a little boy through a jungle and telling him to keep quiet. One might think she was really a priest with a clever wig, but I'm convinced women can do it too. Later in the same video, the little boy stumbles upon two men serving him fudge, no doubt a nod to fudge-packing which I've only recently learnt the nasty slang definition of, along with peter-puffer.
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04-15-2019, 05:12 PM
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I think we also need to highlight songs that promote pedophilia (an sub-faction of homosexuality in the broader scope).
Enya is a perfect example. I don't actually recommend sitting through an Enya song, but if you watch the music video for Carribean Blue, I couldn't help but notice scenes of Enya leading a little boy through a jungle and telling him to keep quiet. One might think she was really a priest with a clever wig, but I'm convinced women can do it too. Later in the same video, the little boy stumbles upon two men serving him fudge, no doubt a nod to fudge-packing which I've only recently learnt the nasty slang definition of, along with peter-puffer.
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Oh, my word, Sister Dolli! That surely is a yucky song -- one conceived in Hell, most certainly -- but I'm not surprised, considering the singer herself. She once had a song that was quite popular years ago, and I think it was called "My Monthly Flow", but then she changed the name to something about a river. She didn't fool anybody, though, because the cat was already out of the bag. She should be ashamed of herself for so brazenly going against the Lord, and she must spend time in her Menstra-Hut and seek forgiveness!
Leviticus 15:19,20:
19 And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even.
20 And every thing that she lieth upon in her separation shall be unclean: every thing also that she sitteth upon shall be unclean.
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Re: Songs that tempt men into homosexuality -
04-15-2019, 06:12 PM
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Oh, my word, Sister Dolli! That surely is a yucky song -- one conceived in Hell, most certainly -- but I'm not surprised, considering the singer herself. She once had a song that was quite popular years ago, and I think it was called "My Monthly Flow", but then she changed the name to something about a river. She didn't fool anybody, though, because the cat was already out of the bag. She should be ashamed of herself for so brazenly going against the Lord, and she must spend time in her Menstra-Hut and seek forgiveness!
Leviticus 15:19,20:
19 And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even.
20 And every thing that she lieth upon in her separation shall be unclean: every thing also that she sitteth upon shall be unclean.
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Thank you for pointing that out, Sister. I remember that awful song, I recall hearing my daughter, Truth humming it once, forcing me to wash her mouth out with soap. Who can be surprised though, given the singer's Irish heritage? We at Landover have on numerous occasions been subject to filthy Irish infiltrators filled with unbridled lust. Especially their women, "when the Irish eyes are smiling", likely because they're hankering for some tallywhacker.
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Re: Songs that tempt men into homosexuality -
04-18-2019, 04:05 PM
I believe we live in a world where we must fight fire with fire.
Therefore, I have written (with the inspiration of my LORD and my GOD) a song that counters the temptation to fall into the homer lifestyle. I admit, being a completely straight man, it was uncomfortable for me to write this but the Lord gave me the knowledge as I wrote so I wouldn't be inaccurate. May it bring blessings to all who read and all who sing.
NOT A FAGGOT
by BrotherLarry (Inspired by God)
It's true I'm handsome and tall
The Lord made me this way, after all
I know my rear may attract a queer
But I'm not going to let that make me fall
CHORUS:
I'm not a faggot, I'm not a queer
I'm one that Jesus holds quite dear
I'm not a swishy wishy washy limp wristed man
I'm a manly super manly God Guns and Guts fan
I'm not a faggot, I'm not a queer.
It's true that my chest is quite sturdy
The Lord made my upper half quite purty
I know that this might cause fags to drool
But I'm not going to be anyone's sissy fool
(REPEAT CHORUS)
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: Songs that tempt men into homosexuality -
04-18-2019, 11:29 PM
I know this is for men only, but I showed it to my husband and sons. I think my husband shed one manly tear.
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Re: Songs that tempt men into homosexuality -
04-19-2019, 12:40 AM
Sister Danish
That is wonderful. As you know, Jesus wept (John 11:35). I am certain that it was just one manly tear. When you shared with your no doubt Godly and handsome, lithe husband you this made him more Christlike. Glory!
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Re: Songs that tempt men into homosexuality -
04-19-2019, 01:58 PM
Hello,friends in Christ.I am new here. I had the eagerness to post concerning this topic.the bible holistically tells us brethren to flee from youthful lusts and run away from all appearances of evil.if I were you, I won't even glimpse at any of those ungodly videos of homosexuality
John chapter 15 verses 13-14
Greater love has no one than this, than to lay down one’s life for his friends.
You are My friends if you do whatever I command you.
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Re: Songs that tempt men into homosexuality -
04-19-2019, 02:08 PM
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Hello,friends in Christ.I am new here. I had the eagerness to post concerning this topic.the bible holistically tells us brethren to flee from youthful lusts and run away from all appearances of evil.if I were you, I won't even glimpse at any of those ungodly videos of homosexuality
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Re: Songs that tempt men into homosexuality -
04-20-2019, 01:32 PM
What a wonderful song, Brother Larry! I can just imagine how wonderful it would sound with trumpets, like in Psalms 150:3. Your steadfast heart is admirable as well (Psalm 57:7).
Also, do any of you other menfolk find it extremely annoying that there are women posting in here?
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Re: Songs that tempt men into homosexuality -
04-22-2019, 08:15 PM
But the ranks of your churches are full of pedophiles?
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04-22-2019, 08:27 PM
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But the ranks of your churches are full of pedophiles?
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Is that a statement or a question? In either case, your assertion is wrong. , which is , is comprised of the holiest believers in and Son, the . Please refrain from making similar incorrect comments on . Thank you. Sincerely, Isabella W.
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