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Bad News For Boodist Queers -
11-03-2007, 01:06 PM
In doing research for my sermon this coming Sunday ("Why Jesus Hates Slants, and Will Soon Slaughter Them in a Glorious Bloodbath of Loving Divine Vengeance"), I ran across this interview with the Jap Pope of the Boodists, the Dolly Llama. Now I don't know how the cannuck interviewer understood what the little monkey was saying, but the following was what they printed in the secular newspaper.
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In an interview with the Vancouver Sun in 2004, the Buddhist leader was questioned about homosexuality to which he replied, "For a Buddhist, the same sex, that is sexual misconduct."
The Dalai Lama elaborated, "they use the mouth and the anus, this is sexual misconduct in Buddhism." He also noted that the restrictions on sexual activity applied even outside the homosexual context to heterosexual and even married couples. "Even as (sic) a heterosexual context. Even if one uses one's own hand this is sexual misconduct. So if you are a genuine believer, then you must avoid this," he said.
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Notice, the stance is very similar to that of the Holy Bible which similarly forbids sodomite sex, and even within heterosexual (normal) marriage insists that sexual acts remain open to life, thus forbidding anal and oral sex and masturbation where ejaculation occurs outside the cooter. The only difference is, the fat chink false God Boodah doesn't have a hellfire to send the fags to.
Jesus wins again!
I for one am sick and tired of all these hippies pointing their fingers at True Christians and accusing us of being hateful. I wonder if they even know that their slant leader agrees with Jesus on the topic of homersexurality?
Anyway, it doesn't really matter. Jesus is going to send every single Boodist on earth straight to eternal hellfire, right along with the other devil worshiping cults. Even though they get some points for hating queers like a True Christian, they get all the rest completely wrong.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Bad News For Boodist Queers -
11-03-2007, 01:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
In doing research for my sermon this coming Sunday ("Why Jesus Hates Slants, and Will Soon Slaughter Them in a Glorious Bloodbath of Loving Divine Vengeance"), I ran across this interview with the Jap Pope of the Boodists, the Dolly Llama. Now I don't know how the cannuck interviewer understood what the little monkey was saying, but the following was what they printed in the secular newspaper:
The Dalai Lama elaborated, "they use the mouth and the anus."
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In contact with each other? There's something wrong with those gooks.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Bad News For Boodist Queers -
11-03-2007, 11:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
I for one am sick and tired of all these hippies pointing their fingers at True Christians™ and accusing us of being hateful. I wonder if they even know that their slant leader agrees with Jesus on the topic of homersexurality?
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True...which is another reason to be neither
Oi...check out what happened to the 'Buddhism' wiki article, it's all gone save for a short "buddism sucks". Might LBC have anything to do with that one?
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Re: Bad News For Boodist Queers -
11-04-2007, 11:54 AM
While I support his views against the homers; he's being a little hypocrtical isn't he?
Chinks are basically retards that can hold down a job and they're going to burn along with the other human trash. Satan will be using them to crash cars into people and their nattering, yappy jibberish will be piped into every room in hell. I think Mr. Lama should take a look in the mirror.
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Re: Bad News For Boodist Queers -
11-04-2007, 04:33 PM
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True...which is another reason to be neither
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Neither a homer nor a Buddhist? Well said.
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Oi...check out what happened to the 'Buddhism' wiki article, it's all gone save for a short "buddism sucks". Might LBC have anything to do with that one?
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It's been censored since then...also, I'm fairly sure that whoever edited that article was just reflecting the general scholarly consensus on the subject of Buddhism sucking.
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: Bad News For Boodist Queers -
02-13-2012, 04:48 AM
Pay attention, homersexurals! Even the fat chink god hates you!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Bad News For Boodist Queers -
02-13-2012, 01:20 PM
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Pay attention, homersexurals! Even the fat chink god hates you!
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So does the mooselimb moon demon Allahmode. So does the Catholic demon masquerading as Mary, at least when you do things with other adults.
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Re: Bad News For Boodist Queers -
02-13-2012, 10:14 PM
Strange. I always figured this guy for a poofter. I mean, how could a real man let people call him "Dolly?"
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