[Brother Larry]

Greetings to all the lonely men here:

I am hoping to fellowship with other men like me that are in search of a Godly wife. While that may seem odd, I think that the more we support one another, the better we will be for our future wives.

1 Corinthians 7:9 tells us, But if they cannot conteine, let them marry: for it is better to marrie then to burne.

Are you finding it hard to "conteine" yourselves? Let's get together and talk about it over a glass of wine.

Until we find that special someone, that is.

And oh, hi girls.

In manly fellowship, taking God's time to search for a bride,
Brother Larry

[BrotherLarry]

So much has changed since 2013, but the Lord has been good to me in revealing His Holy Will®. I've prayed for Him to shew unto me the pathway He desires, and He has done so year after year.


While it is not meant for me to take a woman and cleave into her, I have been blessed with a ministry and a future doctorate and a youth pastorate. As Ethel Mermaid said, "Who could ask for anything more?"


Young men of the church: watch me. Watch my life. Pattern yourselves after me, and God will richly reward you. As for my most recent prayer, I have asked Jesus to continue to send men ripe for the harvest so that I may pray with them and allow Him to shed their sinful burdens. I know He will respond.


The love of a spouse is wonderful - but the Love of Jesus is where true happiness is found. And for those of you considering marriage, who said it had to be about love anyway?


Deeply in Him,
BrotherLarry
Rev. 22:12

[Dana723]

You are a good man, Brother Larry. A real man's man. After all, you take after Paul.


For I would that all men were even as I myself. But every man hath his proper gift of God, one after this manner, and another after that. 1 Corinthians 7:7

[Dennis Lukes]

God says that one acceptable way for a man to take a wife is to seduce an unmarried maid and pay her father a suitable dowry (Exodus 22:16).

The maids at my motel are married Catholics who barely even speak English, so I can't point you in the direction of a maid, but you can surely use one of my rooms for the Godly act itself.

[Cranky Old Man]

I don't know if someone already warned you about this, but once you have a wife, you need to have sex!

No joke, you really need to do this. This incredibly insightful article explains it in more detail: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN!

[BrotherLarry]

Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man

I don't know if someone already warned you about this, but once you have a wife, you need to have sex!

No joke, you really need to do this. This incredibly insightful article explains it in more detail: Cranky Old Man's Easy 8 Step Guide to MAKING CHILDREN!

Brother Cranky,


Get outta here. If I didn't know your sense of humor I might be tricked into this. One thing is certain: If I took a female person as my partner there would be NO s-e-x. Even with your helpful guide (no doubt written tongue in cheek) I can't envision that. Nope. Not me.


My purity and chastity would not allow it.


You old joker, you.