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Ladies, Do NOT Buy These Shoes! -
08-19-2022, 11:11 PM
Defective sex toys get a second chance as shoes.
Note: The original headline describes them as "fashionable" shoes. It's not horrible enough that they are making shoes that are sodomy-adjacent-- they are also flat out lying.
Now, I have brought this up in this Ladies' Sub-forum because I know some women tend to lose all common sense when it comes to footwear. They spend money they shouldn't, they get heels that make them tower over their husbands, and based on what this manufacturer has to say, other things might be going on as well.
“Something like 28% of the sales are going to women,” Teitelbaum said. “We're hitting an interesting narrative. I think there’s a deeper connection.”
Needless to say, I have no indentions of strapping on something rejected by some latex-fetish freak to my feet, but these shoes aren't exactly selling like hotcakes. (Praise Jesus.) Alas, that brings up the concern that they may be down-marketed somewhere to innocent customers who won't know what they are literally stepping into!
So, my advice to my True Christian™Sistren is to keep your tootsies pure and sinless by avoiding any plastic-made footwear altogether. From here on out, make certain that you and your feet are only into leather.
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Re: Ladies, Do NOT Buy These Shoes! -
08-20-2022, 12:53 AM
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“Something like 28% of the sales are going to women,” Teitelbaum said. “We're hitting an interesting narrative. I think there’s a deeper connection.”
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What? The Jew Teitelbaum sells sex shoes. 72% of them are purchased by male homosexuals. Doesn't take a genius to figure out that they're shoving them up each other's asses. Since everything these monkeypox-infected, child grooming freaks do is considered hip and trendy nowadays, a bunch of SJW female college students are buying these hideous dildo shoes, probably to wear a single time for Instagram and then never again. Go shove the shoes up your own anus Teitelbaum, you degenerate kike.
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Re: Ladies, Do NOT Buy These Shoes! -
08-27-2022, 04:28 PM
Ladies, one of these was found in the rectory. Would the owner please come and see the Pastors as soon as possible. Failure for this individual to make themselves known will mean everybody gets tested to see who the shoe fits.
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Re: Ladies, Do NOT Buy These Shoes! -
08-27-2022, 09:46 PM
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make certain that you and your feet are only into leather.
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.A Word of Caution.
Wool shoes are offered, frequently pretending to be leather, in a number of unsuitable styles. Yearling or calf leather is acceptable, especially in that nice oak tanned finish, but these definitely are not. Be alert, especially as colder weather approaches, partly because you never know what the sole could be made from especially in light of OP
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Wedge style, not suitable for Church
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Wool boot with suspect sole material
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Heels teamed with tight jeans, definite no-no
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Sequins? Highly suspect sole
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Other wool styles to avoid
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Re: Ladies, Do NOT Buy These Shoes! -
10-06-2022, 05:50 PM
The women of Freehold should be fretting less about their damn shoes and more worried about cooking food for the weekly church potluck. Shoes ain’t important anyway. Never thought I’d have to whip out Acts 7:33 but there it is. Jesus doesn’t care about your shoes so you shouldn’t either.
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Re: Ladies, Do NOT Buy These Shoes! -
10-06-2022, 10:03 PM
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Never thought I’d have to whip out Acts 7:33 but there it is.
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Good point Brother Uncle. Nobody should be wearing shoes into a holy place like church at all, let alone slutty ones.
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Re: Ladies, Do NOT Buy These Shoes! -
10-07-2022, 06:03 AM
What about those rubber overshoes?
There are some reasonable looking ones to protect shoes in the wet.
Mostly these would be worn on public transport but also for Church when it's raining.
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Re: Ladies, Do NOT Buy These Shoes! -
10-07-2022, 07:05 PM
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I wouldn't reccomend them to women, but I'm sure the Pope would appreciate them.
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Re: Ladies, Do NOT Buy These Shoes! -
10-07-2022, 08:53 PM
I think a woman wearing these to a Landover Baptist church service would be asked to leave:
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Ladies, Do NOT Buy These Shoes! -
10-08-2022, 09:24 PM
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What about those rubber overshoes?
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Last time I saw a pair like that, it was back in '57 when Brailin Mylie was up on a charge of "unnatural practices with a sheep.". When asked why the top of the boots were so wide, He replied "to hold the sheep's back legs."
Such attire is forbidden in Landover.
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Re: Ladies, Do NOT Buy These Shoes! -
01-23-2023, 07:10 PM
Why all the frivolity over "fashionable" shoes? A simple, sturdy black leather boot (with just enough height of the heel so it isn't mistaken for menswear as per Deuteronomy 22:5 ) should suffice.
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Re: Ladies, Do NOT Buy These Shoes! -
01-24-2023, 12:01 AM
There are some galoshes to match that style.
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