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Default Re: "Native American" Squash-People Approve Gay "Marriage" - 08-25-2011, 08:58 PM

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I have to admitt that at first some of your jokes were funny. The ones that tell the truth, yes Mexicans come here and take the jobs that Americans don't want. We are the hardest working class in the United States so you are very wrong about Mexicans being lazy, Mexicans are also the least likely to receive any type of social service becasue of their status here in the United States. You need to get your ass off that chair and start making money another way, yes easy money so it seems right. Your site sucks if u were smarter u would post up jokes that are atleast funny and would bring more visits to your site. I don't blame you, people like YOU are racist when they don't know any better. There is so much out there and it is not ur fault that you are deprived of the real outside world, instead of sitting in a chair trying to make that money you should stop being a low life and go out there and meet other people learn something that will be uselful in the future and stop being so racist and yes it is racist if u would know better you would know the meaning of racism there are so many different terms that have different connotations and meaning. I feel like im wasting my time writting this email to you like an EDUCATED HARD-WORKING class mexican because u are the complete opposite and i know that you porbably don't understand half of what im saying. Point being get a life and educate yourself! and i wish you would respond im really curious what else you have to say. Maybe u can take more dumb shit to say out of your ass!
¿admitt, writting , becasue and porbably? I'm sorry but my Spanish is rusty and here in God's country we speak English. I am sure the city you live in cators to the underclass and offers some type English lesson at the expense of hard working Christians.
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Default Re: "Native American" Squash-People Approve Gay "Marriage" - 08-26-2011, 02:44 AM

I am fat. did i say fat? i is obese. And i smell like spoiled cheese. And have yellow teeth. Bad breath. Brittany spears. Is just one example of all those crazy white bitches man I could write a whole page full of examples but I'm lazy I'm a Mexican! O yes bab
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Default Re: "Native American" Squash-People Approve Gay "Marriage" - 08-26-2011, 08:12 AM

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I am fat. did i say fat? i is obese. And i smell like spoiled cheese. And have yellow teeth. Bad breath. Brittany spears. Is just one example of all those crazy white bitches man I could write a whole page full of examples but I'm lazy I'm a Mexican! O yes bab
You need to start drinking less tequila. Christian children are reading this.


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Default Re: "Native American" Squash-People Approve Gay "Marriage" - 09-03-2011, 10:52 PM

I really think your jokes suck alot ! Better get a new hobby cause you low lives can rot in dirt for all I care! Let me tell you jackasses that your making a really bad mistake! What's the deal with Mexicans?! Make fun of your own country, i think you have no right saying this! I am a lawyer and i am 25 years old and i am going to press charges on you! You won't be surprised when you find cops on your front door! OH did I mention that im Mexican too!
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Default Re: "Native American" Squash-People Approve Gay "Marriage" - 09-03-2011, 11:06 PM

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I am a lawyer and i am 25 years old and i am going to press charges on you! You won't be surprised when you find cops on your front door!
Okay, Mr. Lawyer, have it your way. What criminal law have we violated? Blue-book citation of legal authority, or it didn't happen.


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Default Re: "Native American" Squash-People Approve Gay "Marriage" - 09-03-2011, 11:07 PM

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I am a lawyer and i am 25 years old and i am going to press charges on you! You won't be surprised when you find cops on your front door! OH did I mention that im Mexican too!
You sure you can drag yourself out of bed to do that?

Somehow I think God might have other plans for your efforts. Let us know how you get on so we can see where God smites your dastardly plans.

But thank you for persecuting us.

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An opportunity to speak with the Holy Ghost is not to be sneezed at. Good luck arresting us, friend.

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Default Re: "Native American" Squash-People Approve Gay "Marriage" - 10-13-2011, 07:37 PM

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You'll also notice in the article they say these aren't the first Indians to do this. Oh no, the so-called "Coquille Indian Tribe" pulled a stunt like this two years ago.

So what you have is a small but vocal minority, moving forward under the cover of darkness as they conspire together to spread this agenda throughout the land. It is a law made for their people, by their people. It doesn't get much more suspicious than that. (And hey, Conflict Of Interest, much? Why should their "tribe" be voting on something they themselves stand to benefit from??)

It's lawlessness of the worst sort. And utterly dispicable.
Yes Mistress Cookie, it is despicable. The reason they want gay marriages is not because they are concerned about hurmanitarian issues, No, the reason is far more insidious. You see once they get permission for gay marriages they can charge exorbitant fees for marrying both straight people and gay people. They are concerned about the bottom line. It is greed so they can finance their drunkenness using firewater.


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Default Re: "Native American" Squash-People Approve Gay "Marriage" - 05-29-2023, 08:26 PM

"Manjuice" is a free music search engine that allow users to fornicate in sync with there favorite musics. I luv it and men. I am man and your all going to hell.
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Default Re: "Native American" Squash-People Approve Gay "Marriage" - 05-30-2023, 01:25 PM

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"Manjuice" is a free music search engine that allow users to fornicate in sync with there favorite musics. I luv it and men. I am man and your all going to hell.
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How dare you say mexican people dont work!!! how dare you say all they want is to steal jobs.
It's extremely unlikely that they WANT to steal jobs. But whatever work anyone takes on is a job somebody else then can't do. Is that what you're getting at?
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"Manjuice" is a free music search engine that allow users to fornicate....
People need software to fornicate? The fornicating is the easy part. The torture that the fornicators will experience forever as they burn in Hell is the part that requires a better music soundtrack.


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Default Re: "Native American" Squash-People Approve Gay "Marriage" - 05-30-2023, 11:36 PM

I must have misunderstood!
I thought he was saying that one needs to be SEARCHING for music in order to fornicate.

“Now where is that Bibg Vrosby record?” sort of thing.

“Maybe it was early: I'd better check the 78RPM collection.”

(can't find it there)

“I know! It might be on the webtubes.”
Serendipity

(looks on the webtubes)

“Oh! Oh! It's Lillie Delk Christian.” (forgets about Bibg) “Stop it. Stop it!”

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