[Johny Joe Hold]

Republicans in Florida have an opportunity to elect Republican Patricia Krentcil. I'm wondering if we should endorse her and help her campaign.

Patricia is REALLY big on spending time in a tanning booth. A few years ago she was in the news for putting her five-year-old daughter in one. There was a huge outroar of protest. But Patricia gained the title "Tanning Mom" and has been in the news ever since.

We Republicans need candidates that have been in the news. Name recognition helps. And, blonde tanned women are attractive candidates.

[handmaiden]

Forgive my cynical nature, Brother Mayor, but is Mrs. Krentcil really a tanned blonde woman or a brown woman with dyed blonde hair?

[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by handmaiden

Forgive my cynical nature, Brother Mayor, but is Mrs. Krentcil really a tanned blonde woman or a brown woman with dyed blonde hair?

Sister Handy--I think she is Florida and California's version of blond. I don't live there so can't say more.

[WWJDnow]

I did some digging. Her policies are good, but she was divorced (she remarried, but husband number 2 died).

I can't support the candidacy of a divorced woman, and I'm sure our candidate for President, Donald Trump, wouldn't want a divorcee on the ballot to drag the ticket down.

Also, there's this:



I don't want a harlot representing our beloved Republican party, no matter how famous or physically appealing she might be.

Finally, her name rhymes with pencil. That's just ridiculous. So I say thumbs down.

[Unfalsifiable]

It all reminds me of this verse:


Ecclesiastes 1:1-5



1 The words of the Preacher, the son of David, king in Jerusalem.
2 Vanity of vanities, saith the Preacher, vanity of vanities; all is vanity.
3 What profit hath a man of all his labour which he taketh under the sun?
4 One generation passeth away, and another generation cometh: but the earth abideth for ever.
5 The sun also ariseth, and the sun goeth down, and hasteth to his place where he arose.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Let's be careful about how we discuss vanity here. President Trump gets quite angry at people to accuse him of wearing makeup and using hair dye. He does neither, of course.

[WWJDnow]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

Let's be careful about how we discuss vanity here. President Trump gets quite angry at people to accuse him of wearing makeup and using hair dye. He does neither, of course.

Many insecure men, especially those with latent homosexual tendencies, attack President Trump because they are jealous of his abundant self-confidence, his keen intellect, his athletic build, his full head of hair, and his naturally masculine good looks.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

As a medical doctor, I can tell from these photos that this woman is brain dead. The blue lips and glassy dead eyes give it away. If she were to present in my office like that, I would order her to the morgue straight away.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

A few years ago she was in the news for putting her five-year-old daughter in one. There was a huge outroar of protest. But Patricia gained the title "Tan Mom"

I think this picture, taken recently, shows that the daughter has had no ill-effects at all.

It is clear that Ms Krentcil's judgement is excellent and defies the nay-saying, big government, Demoncrats.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire

I think this picture, taken recently, shows that the daughter has had no ill-effects at all.

It is clear that Ms Krentcil's judgement is excellent and defies the nay-saying, big government, Demoncrats.

The little girl is cute. Tanning Mom Patricia is her usual glam self. White women who are tanned and blond are beautiful.

[WWJDnow]

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold

The little girl is cute. Tanning Mom Patricia is her usual glam self. White women who are tanned and blond are beautiful.

Indeed. That little girl will make someone a great wife in five or six years. It's true, the acorn doesn't fall far from the tree.