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Why is Hawaii Burning -
08-17-2023, 02:02 PM
Hawaii is a soggy place. How could it be burning?
It can only be God's wrath. God is angry because that island is the drag center of the world. Beaches are drag heaven. Men in grass skirts and you name it. To stop the fires Hawaii needs to stop the drag.
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Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Why is Hawaii Burning -
08-17-2023, 05:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
Hawaii is a soggy place. How could it be burning?
It can only be God's wrath. God is angry because that island is the drag center of the world. Beaches are drag heaven. Men in grass skirts and you name it. To stop the fires Hawaii needs to stop the drag.
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Yes, yes, and yes, dear Brother Mayor Hold! Hawaii is burning because they refused to obey the  Almighty. By not taking the glorious  seriously, those Hawaiian perverts have invited the wrath of  !
Romans 1:18 "For the wrath of  is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who hold the truth in unrighteousness;"
Galatians 6:7 "Be not deceived;  is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap."
Well, that's just the way it goes: ignore the warnings from  , and then pay the price. Isn't there an expression that says something similar? "Fool around, and find out", or something like that. Well, it's just too bad for Hawaii. They had their chance, and now they're regretting it. Goodbye, Maui!
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the  of  "
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Re: Why is Hawaii Burning -
08-17-2023, 11:25 PM
I hear that this is the best time to visit Maui. There might be a lingering smell of burnt bacon, though.
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Re: Why is Hawaii Burning -
08-18-2023, 08:04 PM
God is punishing Hawaii for RACE MIXING, plain and simple. It is the most mongrelized state in the American nation, which makes Jesus weep.
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Re: Why is Hawaii Burning -
08-20-2023, 08:13 AM
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Originally Posted by WWJDnow
God is punishing Hawaii for RACE MIXING, plain and simple. It is the most mongrelized state in the American nation, which makes Jesus weep.
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If by weep, you mean burn 1000 people alive in their homes then I agree Brother Dnow. God does not play. Sometimes He will play - like with Job - but the next time He'll condemn entire villages, and ethnic races, for reasons that aren't clear to us. (That's why we have Pastors!). There's no solution except to follow His exact word at all times.
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Mayor of Freehold
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Re: Why is Hawaii Burning -
08-20-2023, 02:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole
There's no solution except to follow His exact word at all times.
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God made two genders. Hawaii has none. Let the fires burn.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Why is Hawaii Burning -
09-20-2023, 12:13 PM
This is a joke. Are you people part of thae Westboro baptsit group?
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Re: Why is Hawaii Burning -
09-20-2023, 01:56 PM
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This is a joke. Are you people part of thae Westboro baptsit group?
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Here's a fun little exercise: see if you can find out what the Bible says about women wearing pants (like Westboro does). Or women preaching.
Both are really easy Google searches.
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Re: Why is Hawaii Burning -
09-20-2023, 03:48 PM
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This is a joke.
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Is the Bible a joke? We at Landover Baptist consider it to be a key foundational document of Western Civilization. Therefore, we take the study of it pretty seriously. (This does not mean that we are lacking in humor.)
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Are you people part of thae Westboro baptsit group?
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No. We are NOT affilated with Westboro Baptist. We disdain them for a number of reasons, including their sloppy Biblical scholarship. (Also, I personally find that the signs they hold up during their protests are equally sloppy and amateurish. It's called production values, people!)
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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Re: Why is Hawaii Burning -
09-20-2023, 05:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Didymus Much
Here's a fun little exercise: see if you can find out what the Bible says about wome preaching.
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My my, haven't you heard the news? The women of Westboro lost all of their influence right after Reverend Phelps died. It is however such a big shame, after all the have such a beautiful voice.
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Re: Why is Hawaii Burning -
09-20-2023, 10:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Jason Brickall
This is a joke. Are you people part of thae Westboro baptsit group?
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No, we are not a part of that Westboro Baptist cult, dear Mr. Brickall. You might know that they are just one big family that hates almost everybody else. Rest assured; you will have no dealings with the WBC crackpots here. And, here at  , you will find only  believers (for the most part). We do have some atheists and trolls who drop in from time to time, but those of us who are washed in the  of  are entirely different from the Westboro dissidents.
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the  of  "
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Re: Why is Hawaii Burning -
09-20-2023, 11:15 PM
Ms White u make it sound like you"re better than other churches. Some people fell for that with Jimmy Swagert and Jim Baker. Im not easily tricked so what makes you think people should beleive you ?
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Re: Why is Hawaii Burning -
09-21-2023, 12:04 AM
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Ms White u make it sound like you"re better than other churches...
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All churches believe that, and all churchgoers (of all religions) do, too.
If you thought someone else had a better answer, wouldn't you go there, instead?
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Re: Why is Hawaii Burning -
09-22-2023, 02:34 PM
/ Dids - I need proof b4 I commit. Ideas are ok bu not if theyre not researched proprely.
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Re: Why is Hawaii Burning -
09-22-2023, 03:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Jason Brickall
/ Dids - I need proof b4 I commit. Ideas are ok bu not if theyre not researched proprely.
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So why aren't you looking at the evidence provided, i.e. reading the Bible? Wouldn't it be better to know what you're talking about, instead of always taking someone else's word for what it says?
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Re: Why is Hawaii Burning -
09-23-2023, 01:21 PM
Duds, why am i not reading the bible ? I like books that show real proof. why do u care its not like ur a belieever or aything.
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Re: Why is Hawaii Burning -
09-23-2023, 03:07 PM
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... why do u care its not like ur a belieever or aything.
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This forum is about the contents of the King James Bible. I had been hoping that we'd welcome a new, intelligent, INFORMED voice to the conversation, but you'd rather just share ignorant opinions.
Why read the Bible? That's when you find out just how little of their own holy book most "Christians" are even aware of, let alone follow.
Case in point: what is God of the Bible's name? It's in Exodus.
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Re: Why is Hawaii Burning -
09-23-2023, 03:26 PM
Listen up Dudsy , the only gods im interested in are Diana Ana & Deca & u cn read about them here https://insidebodybuilding.com/steroids-bodybuilding/# if ur such an arrogrant athetits then why r u here ?. xians dont like athesits u know
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Re: Why is Hawaii Burning -
09-23-2023, 03:41 PM
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... if ur such an arrogrant athetits then why r u here ?....
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This is the only I've found where I can discuss the Bible with people who know what it really says, because they've read it. And ... they accept what it says. All of it. Even the not-so-nice stuff. They discuss what it clearly says in plain English, with none of the hand-waving "oh, this is what it really means" (proceeds to insult intelligence of all listeners) that you get at every other place (who are much more interested in getting money in the collection plate than what Deuteronomy 22 says about killing rape victims).
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Gee, I hadn't noticed the string of awards under my name.
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Re: Why is Hawaii Burning -
09-23-2023, 03:45 PM
awards ? u want a chest to pin them on 2 ? & do u thnk the xians here reallyh care what u think ?
Later dude iim off to the gym got clients on the way. Hows about u get urself to a gym too instead of sitting on ur lardy backside all day ?
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