[Witch Hammer]

Originally Posted by RunningInTheBeach

That doesn't sound romantic at all, a man normally asks "will you marry me?", because marriage should be about love. You have a very weird ideas about what relationships are

Go away, fag! This is a thread for celebration and congratulation, not for spreading your warped, satanic ideology!

[RunningMyMouth]

Originally Posted by Witch Hammer

Go away, fag! This is a thread for celebration and congratulation, not for spreading your warped, satanic ideology!

Saying married people should love each other is satanic? Why?

[Witch Hammer]

Originally Posted by RunningInTheBeach

Saying married people should love each other is satanic? Why?

Man should love woman as Christ loves the church...with an iron fist. Sickos like you who talk about romance equate love with sex. Get the hence, pervert.

[RunningMyMouth]

Originally Posted by Witch Hammer

Man should love woman as Christ loves the church...with an iron fist. Sickos like you who talk about romance equate love with sex. Get the hence, pervert.

Ugh, if someday I marry a man who thinks like you, I'll get divorced in no time. Marriage based in something that's not pure and simple love never ends well. I want a husband who loves me for who I am, a man who understand me, somebody who can also be my friend and specially somebody I can trust, somebody who acts according to what's truly right and never uses violence to solve problems. If I have that kind of marriage I'll be teaching my children how they're supposed to behave with a boyfriend or a girlfriend

[Witch Hammer]

Originally Posted by RunningInTheBeach

Ugh, if someday I marry a man who thinks like you, I'll get divorced in no time. Marriage based in something that's not pure and simple love never ends well. I want a husband who loves me for who I am, a man who understand me, somebody who can also be my friend and specially somebody I can trust, somebody who acts according to what's truly right and never uses violence to solve problems. If I have that kind of marriage I'll be teaching my children how they're supposed to behave with a boyfriend or a girlfriend

Look mister, you've already sullied the spirit of this thread enough, go plan your gay marriage someplace else and molest us Godly folk no more!

[RunningMyMouth]

Originally Posted by Witch Hammer

Look mister, you've already sullied the spirit of this thread enough, go plan your gay marriage someplace else and molest us Godly folk no more!

Sorry, but you're wrong, I'm a girl, and no, I have no plans of getting married soon, I rather wait for the right man, maybe I get married at 27 o 28, when I have my college degree and a good job, also enough savings to pay for the dress, the flowers, the party after the wedding and the honeymoon. The only thing I care about when the day comes is having a good man by my side

[Witch Hammer]

Originally Posted by RunningInTheBeach

Sorry, but you're wrong, I'm a girl, and no, I have no plans of getting married soon, I rather wait for the right man, maybe I get married at 27 o 28, when I have my college degree and a good job, also enough savings to pay for the dress, the flowers, the party after the wedding and the honeymoon. The only thing I care about when the day comes is having a good man by my side

Wow, you're all mixed up, chief.
I'll pray for you, its all I can do...

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by RunningInTheBeach

Saying married people should love each other is satanic? Why?

The Holy Bible doesn't say anything about the romantic love to which you are referring, dear.

[Esther B.]

Originally Posted by RunningInTheBeach

Sorry, but you're wrong, I'm a girl, and no, I have no plans of getting married soon, I rather wait for the right man, maybe I get married at 27 o 28, when I have my college degree and a good job, also enough savings to pay for the dress, the flowers, the party after the wedding and the honeymoon. The only thing I care about when the day comes is having a good man by my side

We're not wrong, you are. True Christians™ (like Brother Hammer) are always right.

Also, I find it incredibly appalling that you not only want to waste several of your prime child-bearing years AND work outside the home. God wants you to get married ASAP and have as many children as possible. The sooner you get married, the more children you'll have. Genesis 1:28

[RunningMyMouth]

Originally Posted by Esther B.

We're not wrong, you are. True Christians™ (like Brother Hammer) are always right.

Also, I find it incredibly appalling that you not only want to waste several of your prime child-bearing years AND work outside the home. God wants you to get married ASAP and have as many children as possible. The sooner you get married, the more children you'll have. Genesis 1:28

I'm not going to have lots of children right now just because you think that's ok, I want to have family, but in the right time and when I find the right man. And besides, that verse don't mentions women, it talks about being fruitful, not about if you're a woman you must marry quickly

[Esther B.]

Originally Posted by RunningInTheBeach

I'm not going to have lots of children right now just because you think that's ok, I want to have family, but in the right time and when I find the right man. And besides, that verse don't mentions women, it talks about being fruitful, not about if you're a woman you must marry quickly

If a woman waits until her late 20s to get married, she'll have wasted some of her fertile years and will have less children than she would have had if she had gotten married in her late teens. So the quicker a woman gets married, the more children she'll have.

[John Creeser]

Originally Posted by RunningInTheBeach

I'm not going to have lots of children right now just because you think that's ok, I want to have family, but in the right time and when I find the right man. And besides, that verse don't mentions women, it talks about being fruitful, not about if you're a woman you must marry quickly

God is not talking about giving birth to Banana's


You only have so much time to be fruitful....somewhere between 12 and 20, I think. According to my abacus, you can pump out 8 to 9 in that time.

[Samuel Hubbard]

Originally Posted by RunningInTheBeach

That doesn't sound romantic at all, a man normally asks "will you marry me?", because marriage should be about love. You have a very weird ideas about what relationships are

Our ideas about marriage aren't weird, yours are. As Sister Mary said, romantic love has no place in a True Christian™ marriage. The only love is between God, the husband, and the wife. The husband shows his love for his wife by correcting her when she makes a mistake and doing the unpleasant task of seeding her so she can have children and achieve Salvation (1 Timothy 2:15). The wife shows her love for her husband by submitting to him as commanded in Colossians 3:18.

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by Samuel Hubbard

...The husband shows his love for his wife by correcting her when she makes a mistake and doing the unpleasant task of seeding her so she can have children and achieve Salvation (1 Timothy 2:15). The wife shows her love for her husband by submitting to him as commanded in Colossians 3:18.

And God shows His love by not killing all of them before the successful procreation.

Maybe.

Or, maybe not.

Either way, it shows He loves you.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by RunningInTheBeach

I'm not going to have lots of children right now just because you think that's ok, I want to have family, but in the right time and when I find the right man. And besides, that verse don't mentions women, it talks about being fruitful, not about if you're a woman you must marry quickly

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[Esther B.]

Originally Posted by H. Montague Worthington

Congratulations, Esther. I know that you and Samuel will be very happy!! Just make sure to obey and follow instructions to the letter, and all will be joyous.

I consider myself blessed by God that I have had the love, faithful obedience, and loyal companionship of my wife Delores for the past 43 years now.

Our marriage is pretty much like any other, as we have learned to not push too strongly in the areas that cause undo tension, and we give each other enough space to explore our own particular areas of interest that aren't shared equally. These days she mostly sticks to her wing of the house except while serving me breakfast, lunch and dinner, and I stick to mine. She is not allowed in the basement (believe me-- she won't dare make THAT mistake again!!), and I steer clear of her arts and crafts studio. (One of her hobbies is making crude primitive cloth dolls that bear my resemblance and burning or destroying them in a bubbling sulfuric acid bath while speaking in tongues-- see why I have no interest in her hobbies?).

Of course we attend church together every Sunday and Wednesday night Bible study, and she is often asked to attend my business-related social events around town. We also have a standing Thursday night dinner and Sunday after church meal at Olive Garden. We took a trip together to Omaha for two days in 2005 to attend a funeral. She is mostly responsible for communicating with the children as I don't particularly care for two out of three of them. She has a list of six approved friends who are allowed to visit her at home during appropriate hours that don't interfere with her wifely duties, but she has only invited two of them, and that was quite some time ago.

So again, congratulations, and I hope you two are every bit as happy as we are!!

Thank you, Brother! I hope that Samuel and I will be as happy as your and your wife.

[BrotherLarry]

Congratulations to your soon to be (perhaps) husband on setting the wheels in motion for your nuptials. May he sire many males and may he grow strong in the Lord all his days. May God richly bless him with wisdom so that his discipline is righteous in the eyes of Jesus, and may he find comfort in the realization that he has found a help meet, someone to do his bidding and raise his children in the way that God would have them be raised.

I am wondering if someone younger might have been more appropriate for him but I suppose you'll do, Esther - if he wants an older woman that is his business and not mine. Men, should we speak to him about it?

[Samuel Hubbard]

Originally Posted by BrotherLarry

Congratulations to your soon to be (perhaps) husband on setting the wheels in motion for your nuptials. May he sire many males and may he grow strong in the Lord all his days. May God richly bless him with wisdom so that his discipline is righteous in the eyes of Jesus, and may he find comfort in the realization that he has found a help meet, someone to do his bidding and raise his children in the way that God would have them be raised.

I am wondering if someone younger might have been more appropriate for him but I suppose you'll do, Esther - if he wants an older woman that is his business and not mine. Men, should we speak to him about it?

Thank you, brother! If it was possible, I would have picked someone younger, but there aren't any available females of childbearing age who are younger than Esther. She is an excellent cook, a good teacher (just to my sister), and she has done a lovely job repairing my clothes that my mother and sister never got around to working on. Those factors, combined with her obedience, more than make up for the fact that a few of her childbearing years have been wasted. We will be married before the end of the year so we don't waste more of her childbearing years.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by Daisy Mae Johnson

Don't get carried away now....