[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

VICTORY: Steam to remove games that teach date-rape tactics like "be nice to women".

BREAKING NEWS! Steam, the Walmart of online video game distribution...just contacted several videogame developers asking them to cover sexually graphic content in their games on Steam or face delisting. This sudden action by Valve, parent company of Steam, comes after a two-year aggressive campaign by the National Center on Sexual Exploitation, including the listing of Steam on the 2018 Dirty Dozen List.

National Center on Sexual Exploitation is a front group of Morality In Media. The "Dirty Dozen" is a list of the worst pornographers in the world, such as Men's Health Magazine. *

Steam is an online video game store where any child with a credit card can learn about dating.

Let's give ourselves a quick pat on the back and then see what lessons we can learn from this victory.

1. First of all, it's easy for True Christians to disguise ourselves as feminists. Just learn a bit of rhetoric, a few buzzwords really. Journalists never do research beyond twitter, so your cover will never get blown.

2. Carefully target small niche developers. No, that's not bullying, it's just smart tactics.

3. Vote Republican in midterms. A special thank you to the taxpayers who paid Morality In Media $300,000, and to Virginia voters who gave us the Republican Congressman that snuck in that earmark.

4. Keep an eye on the enemy: the nerds have a petition here.

What we're up against

The most popular game to be targeted is called "HuniePop", a combination of Tetris and a dating simulation.

Some of the brutal date-rape tactics taught by Huniepop, USED BY ACTUAL RAPISTS:

Players learn not to take a girl home until at least their fifth date

Players learn not to give her drinks unless she wants to drink

Players learn to pay attention to what she says, and be genuinely interested in her. If you ask her the same question twice, or forget what she said, it will be hard to make her consent to being raped.

Players learn not to ask shy women what their bra size is

If video-game nerds learn these tricks, they will able to convince more women to consent to rape. YOUR DAUGHTER might agree to let a nerd rape her.

Huniepop's rape tactics vs what the Bible teaches us about dating

The Bible has many stories that teach young men how to pick up women. Pay 50 shekels to her father, for one. (Deuteronomy 22:28-29). Invade her country and take her prisoner (Deuteronomy 21:10-14). Sack the city she lives in, and kill all her male relatives (Numbers 31:15-18). Or Do as Jesus did, stay unmarried, associating only with men and a prostitute or two.

Footnote: On Morality in Media VS Men's Health magazine

It is a well-known fact that homosexuals masturbate with "bodybuilding" and "health" magazines. These "beefcake" magazines have been infiltrated into school libraries: proof that the homosexuals are targeting your children!

To make things worse, Men's Health magazine gives advice on how to please women. Providing sexual pleasure is a trick often used by rapists to gain the consent of their victims.

"Satisfy her with Science"? The Bible does NOT call for science in the bedroom. Or satisfied women.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Morality in Media has an evidence file of just how filthy and exploitative Steam Games are. I can't even post most of the evidence here, because ladies and people in their twenties read this forum, but here's a few of the less-smutty screenshots from the Steam Store:



Got to give Steam credit for getting straight to the point. Gamers are actively engaging in immoral, exploitative acts of self-abuse.

Sometimes they wax poetic:



It gets worse.

Witness the crossdressing (Bow-ties are clothing that pertaineth to a man: Deuteronomy 22:5 ). Witness the bestiality committed upon that poor banana in Honnie Pop (sorry I misspelled it previously, but Morality in Media says it's spelled Honnie Pop. Clearly they are correct and the game developers are wrong.)

[DolliMoans]

Is this dreadful site responsible for all the "Cleveland Steamers" I keep hearing about?

[Pamela Smith]

Sad how grown men play games like this, imagine being that sad and lonely?

[MitzaLizalor]

He's got something on his trousers. It looks like talcum powder.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Originally Posted by Pamela Smith

Sad how grown men play games like this, imagine being that sad and lonely?

Don't even get me started on gamers. How pathetic it is to see full-grown adults still playing make-believe, acting as if they have relationships with imaginary heros, obsessing over magic powers, wanting to travel to other worlds, trying to add epic meaning to their otherwise pointless lives.

Gamers need to forget their "waifus", and forge a personal relationship with Jesus. They need to stop casting spells and start praying. They need to stop staring at maps of Middle-Earth and start following the straight and narrow path towards Heaven, away from Hell.

[Scoutman03]

I use Steam almost everyday, never seen this side of Steam. Honestly disturbed and confused. I think I'll stay over on the funner side of Steam (Stormworks, Terraria, Subnaunica, ect.) And not... this... side. Glad they're removing these games tbh.

[MitzaLizalor]

Christians are never confused. Christians have Jesus.

[Dennis Lukes]

Originally Posted by Scoutman03

I use Steam almost everyday,

The first step to solving a problem is admitting that you have it. You've just done that. Congratulations! The next step is accepting Jesus Christ as your personal savior.

Originally Posted by Scoutman03

never seen this side of Steam. Honestly disturbed and confused. I think I'll stay over on the funner side of Steam (Stormworks, Terraria, Subnaunica, ect.) And not... this... side. Glad they're removing these games tbh.

Why? How are these games any different from any other? There's not a single game that is in line with the KJV 1611 Bible, and thus not a single game that doesn't make Jesus want to vomit with rage.

[Scoutman03]

Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes

The first step to solving a problem is admitting that you have it. You've just done that. Congratulations! The next step is accepting Jesus Christ as your personal savior.



Why? How are these games any different from any other? There's not a single game that is in line with the KJV 1611 Bible, and thus not a single game that doesn't make Jesus want to vomit with rage.

Does this look anything like the dating games? Not all games are created equal.

[MitzaLizalor]

Given the number of species humans are "born having romantic urges towards" (according to the weirdo agenda) surely your example could have been better chosen? Circled in between the prongs of an embedded appliance, within your unequally created game, what is obviously a lion prowling for strange or maybe a spotted hyaena which is even more revolting escaped your notice?

[Scoutman03]

Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor

Given the number of species humans are "born having romantic urges towards" (according to the weirdo agenda) surely your example could have been better chosen? Circled in between the prongs of an embedded appliance, within your unequally created game, what is obviously a lion prowling for strange or maybe a spotted hyaena which is even more revolting escaped your notice?

Oh, I see what you're pointing out. It's actually just a support beam of the base, such as the one below.

[Dennis Lukes]

Originally Posted by Scoutman03

Does this look anything like the dating games? Not all games are created equal.

I've Googled this game, Subnautica. Apparently it takes place on an "alien planet" called "4546B." If you can't understand why this is blasphemous, clearly you've never read the Bible, because THE FIRST DARN SENTENCE clearly explains that "God created the heaven and the earth" (Genesis 1:1). Where in the Bible does it say that He created other worlds? Just because this image is not in itself sexually perverted (though I wouldn't be shocked if human-on-alien bestiality was a feature of this "game") does not mean that it isn't blasphemous and sinful. The only extraterrestrials are the angels and demons! E.T., Spock, Chewbacca and other such vile trash are Satanic lies made up by liberal elites, Hollywood, and the scientific community to undermine the truth of the Bible and turn children away from Christ. Save yourself before it's too late!

[Scoutman03]

Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes

I've Googled this game, Subnautica. Apparently it takes place on an "alien planet" called "4546B." If you can't understand why this is blasphemous, clearly you've never read the Bible, because THE FIRST DARN SENTENCE clearly explains that "God created the heaven and the earth" (Genesis 1:1). Where in the Bible does it say that He created other worlds? Just because this image is not in itself sexually perverted (though I wouldn't be shocked if human-on-alien bestiality was a feature of this "game") does not mean that it isn't blasphemous and sinful. The only extraterrestrials are the angels and demons! E.T., Spock, Chewbacca and other such vile trash are Satanic lies made up by liberal elites, Hollywood, and the scientific community to undermine the truth of the Bible and turn children away from Christ. Save yourself before it's too late!

Ok, sure. It's just a Ocean based survival game. And this is in a virtual world. The closet thing of it to being "evil" Is the Reaper Leviathan and Ghost Leviathan. Which are severely creepy and scary looking, enough to give any player anxiety when even going into their territory.

[Dennis Lukes]

Originally Posted by Scoutman03

Ok, sure. It's just a blah blah blah

Oh yes, it's just a game. It's just a wicked sin. It's just an affront to God's Creation. It's just an eternity of fire and brimstone. It's just an 18 inch spiked tallywhacker shoved up your rectum as Satan takes you from behind in Hell.

Originally Posted by Scoutman03

survival game.

REAL LIFE is a survival game for your soul, son. The winners get into Heaven, and the losers go to Hell. There's even a handy walkthrough for the game called the Holy Bible. Make your choice.

Originally Posted by Scoutman03

The closet thing of it to being "evil" Is the Reaper Leviathan and Ghost Leviathan. Which are severely creepy and scary looking, enough to give any player anxiety when even going into their territory.

You know what's really "severely creepy and scary looking?" Demons. Monstrous beasts from Hell who exist for the sole purpose of brutally torturing you without pity or mercy for all eternity. You ought to feel anxiety about that instead of your stupid high score, and get it through your head that you need to fear God, because if you don't, it's the lake of fire for you.

[Scoutman03]

Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes

Oh yes, it's just a game. It's just a wicked sin. It's just an affront to God's Creation. It's just an eternity of fire and brimstone. It's just an 18 inch spiked tallywhacker shoved up your rectum as Satan takes you from behind in Hell.



REAL LIFE is a survival game for your soul, son. The winners get into Heaven, and the losers go to Hell. There's even a handy walkthrough for the game called the Holy Bible. Make your choice.






You know what's really "severely creepy and scary looking?" Demons. Monstrous beasts from Hell who exist for the sole purpose of brutally torturing you without pity or mercy for all eternity. You ought to feel anxiety about that instead of your stupid high score, and get it through your head that you need to fear God, because if you don't, it's the lake of fire for you.

I don't think real life gives the thrill of escaping a reaper, I don't think real life gives you the scare of almost drowning and losing everything, Real life doesn't give you the mystery of what shot down the Aurora or who the Precursors were. There is no high score in Subnautica, just the fact of your 3rd Seamoth might get destroyed by the Ghost Leviathan. Games like Subnautica is an escape from reality, even if it's only for an hour or two a day. Have you ever thought that you just over analyze things?

[Dennis Lukes]

Originally Posted by Scoutman03

[HEATHEN BABBLING REMOVED] Games like Subnautica is [sic] an escape from reality, even if it's only for an hour or two a day. Have you ever thought that you just over analyze things?

"Reality" as you call it, is a brief microsecond of our existence that determines how the subsequent vast expanse of eternity will go. There's not a moment to waste playing games like a simple-minded toddler. You should be studying the Bible, following God's laws to the letter, and readying yourself for death because it could come at any time and you don't want to go to Hell. Let me repeat this because of its great importance: YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO HELL. If you do, you're the one who's going to get analized. By the devil!!!

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Originally Posted by Scoutman03

Have you ever thought that you just over analyze things?

No.

[Scoutman03]

Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes

"Reality" as you call it, is a brief microsecond of our existence that determines how the subsequent vast expanse of eternity will go. There's not a moment to waste playing games like a simple-minded toddler. You should be studying the Bible, following God's laws to the letter, and readying yourself for death because it could come at any time and you don't want to go to Hell. Let me repeat this because of its great importance: YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO HELL. If you do, you're the one who's going to get analized. By the devil!!!

Yes. That's reality. The real world. How does playing games make me like a simple minded toddler? I've read the bible, and decide I would rather live my life doing what I love. Drawing, coding,traveling, and learning to become a Veterinary doctor. Then I play games to lower the stress that comes from that and other parts of daily life.

[Dennis Lukes]

Originally Posted by Scoutman03

Yes. That's reality. The real world.

We don't call it "reality," because we're not atheists. The proper Biblical term is "Creation." You live in your fairy tale reality and we live in the real world that was created by the Lord thy God 7,000 years ago.

Originally Posted by Scoutman03

How does playing games make me like a simple minded toddler?

Games are for babies. I haven't played a game since 1988 (it was "pin the tail on the devil" on the occasion of my 12th birthday, in case you were wondering) because I'm a grown man. You are a manchild, which is why you're a virgin who lives in his parents' basement and smokes the marijuana.

Originally Posted by Scoutman03

I've read the bible, and decide I would rather live my life doing what I love.

So you're not just an ignorant sinner, you're a full-blown apostate. Have fun spending less than 0.000000000000000000001% of eternity doing what you love and the rest of it burning in Hell because you rejected Jesus. I'll spend the same amount of time in self denial and prayer, and the other over 99% of it in paradise looking down on you and laughing.

Originally Posted by Scoutman03

Drawing,

Exodus 20:4

Originally Posted by Scoutman03

and learning to become a Veterinary doctor.

Leviticus 20:15-16

Originally Posted by Scoutman03

Then I play games to lower the stress that comes from that and other parts of daily life.

Prayer would be far more effective for your body and, more importantly, your soul (Philippians 4:6-7).


The fact that you are still on this forum and haven't been repelled by the blinding light of our Godliness indicates that there is hope for you yet, and that Jesus is nudging you onto His path. Tonight, I will pray for you, which will availeth you much (James 5:16).

You're welcome.