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Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE! -
12-28-2009, 04:33 PM
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Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE! -
01-03-2010, 03:20 PM
Nothing better than concrete proof to praise the lords work. Amen, brother.
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Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE! -
01-04-2010, 11:40 AM
Of course our Lord Jesus is white! He is a handsome lad, but I just wish he'd get a haircut. Sets a bad example for my Jeremiah, Jonas, Jebediah, Joseph and the rest of them.
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Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE! -
01-04-2010, 06:40 PM
how do you know what god looks like?
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Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE! -
01-04-2010, 06:48 PM
God created Man in His own image (Genesis 1:27). However, I interpret this loosely, as Man has so much variation, particularly in color what with all these negros and such we have running around these days, that God could not have created Man precisely in His own image, but rather a loose template based on his general appearance. This can not include color. Because of this, the color of Man is no indication of the color of God. To determine that, we must use other logic.
God can only be one color, and the only color that makes sense for Him to be of is white. How could He be black? I refuse to accept that. Furthermore, the mother Mary must have been light-skinned as well, because a wise and all-knowing God would not have chosen a dark-skinned woman to impregnate. Having two light-skinned parents would generally cause a man to have light skin. Jesus had to have been white.
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Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE! -
01-04-2010, 06:50 PM
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SHOUT GLORY! That was a beautiful sermon Pastor!
Of course he was white. How could anyone with skin the color of feces be holy?
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you cant help what region of the globe your born on
the closer you are to the equator determines the amount of melanin(which determines what color you are) in your skin,black people dont choose to be black just like white people dont choose to be white.
that in no way proves that jesus was white
your hypothesis does not support your theory
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Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE! -
01-04-2010, 06:55 PM
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you cant help what region of the globe your born on
the closer you are to the equator determines the amount of melanin(which determines what color you are) in your skin,black people dont choose to be black just like white people dont choose to be white.
that in no way proves that jesus was white
your hypothesis does not support your theory
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I lived in Costa Rica for a while, I was white as a sheet the entire time.
Some nigras are born in the UK, why are the always black?
Eskimos are kind of gritty looking yet they are surrounded by pure white snow.
And I damn well do choose to be White!!
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE! -
01-04-2010, 08:09 PM
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you cant help what region of the globe your born on
the closer you are to the equator determines the amount of melanin(which determines what color you are) in your skin,black people dont choose to be black just like white people dont choose to be white.
that in no way proves that jesus was white
your hypothesis does not support your theory
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In order to have been born black, someone must have sinned and angered God inside of the womb, as their skin color was determined before birth. They made the choice to sin, and thus must pay for it. It was entirely their choice.
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Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE! -
01-04-2010, 08:42 PM
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how do you know what god looks like?
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Lawd, seems we got our -selves another dummy. We got his picture done on black velvet right here on da wall of da livin room. The man at da flea market said it Jeezuz his-self. If dat ain't proof of what he be lookin like, nothin is!
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Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE! -
01-04-2010, 08:52 PM
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Have you ever looked at a picture or painting of a black Jesus and thought to yourself, “This just doesn’t feel right?” You ask yourself, “Is the painter joking? Is he making fun of Jesus?” The answer is yes, the artist is being sarcastic and that artist is surely burning in hell’s fire as I type this.
Jesus was white. Yes, He was born in the Middle East, but His father was not Middle Eastern, He was God. God is NOT Middle Eastern. When was the last time you saw a painting of God with a Turban wrapped around His head? Never? Exactly.
God is white. God has always been white. Every depiction, every description and every painting I have seen of God has been white. God impregnated Mary, NOT Joseph. Therefor, Jesus is white.
That is what drew people to Him in the first place. A white skinned man in the Middle East 2000 years ago was surely a miracle and Jesus was and is a miracle worker.
Now look at Heaven. Heaven is mostly made of feathery white clouds with rays of light shooting through them, which according to most Christians I know, would make the inhabitants white.
Also, white is amazingly proficient at reflecting light, which is very important when living in Heaven because it’s much closer to the sun than living on the Earth. This white skin prevents you from getting cancer in Heaven and I’m sure stops many other diseases in their tracks.
So, next time you start babbling on about how, “Jesus was Middle Eastern and couldn’t have been white”, save yourself the embarrassment and look at the Facts!
God Bless!
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Does it matter in the end what color Jesus was? You don't like black people, therefore you reject all ideas that Jesus was any other color than your own; white.
John 8:10-11
Jesus straightened up and asked her, "Woman, where are they? Has no one condemned you?" "No one, sir," she said. "Then neither do I condemn you," Jesus declared. "Go now and leave your life of sin."
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Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE! -
01-04-2010, 08:55 PM
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Does it matter in the end what color Jesus was?
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Yes.
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You don't like black people, therefore you reject all ideas that Jesus was any other color than your own; white.
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You are familiar with the concept of "The Children of Ham," no?
Genesis 9:20-29 is where Ham sees his father's (Noah's) tallywhacker and instead of covering it up or gouging his eyes out, he runs to tell his brothers. When Noah awakes, he curses all of Ham's descendants. This is why the blacks are black to this day, by the way. They are all "Cursed Children of Ham. Don't believe me, I just gave you the scripture, go read it!
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Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE! -
01-04-2010, 08:57 PM
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Yes.
You are familiar with the concept of "The Children of Ham," no?
Genesis 9:20-29 is where Ham sees his father's (Noah's) tallywhacker and instead of covering it up or gouging his eyes out, he runs to tell his brothers. When Noah awakes, he curses all of Ham's descendants. This is why the blacks are black to this day, by the way. They are all "Cursed Children of Ham. Don't believe me, I just gave you the scripture, go read it!
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I'm familiar with the concept of the children of Ham, it's your excuse to condemn black people.
John 8:10-11
Jesus straightened up and asked her, "Woman, where are they? Has no one condemned you?" "No one, sir," she said. "Then neither do I condemn you," Jesus declared. "Go now and leave your life of sin."
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Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE! -
01-04-2010, 09:11 PM
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I'm familiar with the concept of the children of Ham, it's your excuse to condemn black people.
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You think of God's acts and words as "an excuse?" What other of the Lord's acts and words do you think of as an excuse? Do you think that the Bible is NOT the word of God?
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Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE! -
01-04-2010, 09:15 PM
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You think of God's acts and words as "an excuse?" What other of the Lord's acts and words do you think of as an excuse? Do you think that the Bible is NOT the word of God?
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You interpret scripture in such a way that it is convenient to you. You hate black people, therefore you use the story to justify your malice. It no longer becomes YOUR hatred, it becomes God's will, which is ok in your mind. You are stubborn psychologically, and have no ability to think or process ideas for yourself.
John 8:10-11
Jesus straightened up and asked her, "Woman, where are they? Has no one condemned you?" "No one, sir," she said. "Then neither do I condemn you," Jesus declared. "Go now and leave your life of sin."
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Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE! -
01-04-2010, 09:50 PM
Now 'Bob', one here hates black people. We merely follow the word of God as outlined in the KJV1611 Bible. Show me the scripture that tells me that black people are the same as white people.
Please, do not be such a racist. We do not tolerate that here!
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE! -
01-04-2010, 10:07 PM
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You interpret scripture in such a way that it is convenient to you. You hate black people, therefore you use the story to justify your malice. It no longer becomes YOUR hatred, it becomes God's will, which is ok in your mind. You are stubborn psychologically, and have no ability to think or process ideas for yourself.
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You are being unresponsive. You just keep shouting that we are somehow "interpreting" the Bible so as to go against its plain meaning. Please show me scripture that proves your point about black people being teh same as whites.
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Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE! -
01-04-2010, 10:21 PM
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You interpret scripture in such a way that it is convenient to you. You hate black people, therefore you use the story to justify your malice. It no longer becomes YOUR hatred, it becomes God's will, which is ok in your mind. You are stubborn psychologically, and have no ability to think or process ideas for yourself.
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How could that passage be interpreted otherwise? If you can interpret the story in a way that says that being black is NOT a punishment from God, then you are interpreting it in a way that is convienent to YOU, because you do not hate black people. Dirty hypocrite
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Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE! -
01-05-2010, 06:09 PM
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You are being unresponsive. You just keep shouting that we are somehow "interpreting" the Bible so as to go against its plain meaning. Please show me scripture that proves your point about black people being teh same as whites.
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I am still waiting. I guess you are doing research?
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Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE! -
01-05-2010, 07:30 PM
It truly saddens me to see that no matter how much proof people are provided with, they still seem to make up their own minds regardless of the facts. Here we have a black and white example of people choosing what to believe and what to ignore just as it suits them, when the good Pastor Ezekiel has made it unnecessary to have to exercise any independent thought whatsoever.
The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine." Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL
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Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE! -
01-10-2010, 02:14 AM
This is a bit confusing to me.
You say you know Jesus is white, because his father is white.
Okay, but then how do you know if God is white...because you have seen a lot of creations try to paint the creator.
Plus it doesn't really matter weather he was white or middle-eastern...the message is still the same, and there is no point trying to prove what colour he is etc.
As far as I know, Jesus came from Hebrew decedents...and he was a Palestinian.
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