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i got a devantart acount if u lyk my poetry -
03-05-2008, 04:43 PM
http://1fallenangel1.deviantart.com/
i even wrote a poem just 4 u at landover.
http://1fallenangel1.deviantart.com/...dover-78951634
u r evil!!!!!!! they shout
ur going 2 hell!!!!!!!!!!
but the burning times r over
n there not gonna return
ezikel screams loudest
mary marie wants 2 throw rocks
but this witch laffs back
n casts a spell of forgivness
asking the godess 2 show them
that luv is better then hate
n every1 is special
n every1 dserves 2 live
temperance looks angry
so does billy ruben
nobar king wants 2 burn me
but the stake wont light
coz the godess keeps me safe
the burning times r over landover
why cant we live in peace?
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Re: i got a devantart acount if u lyk my poetry -
03-05-2008, 05:07 PM
Hey, I dig your page at deviantART. I'm also digging your latest poem. You seriously need to be published. Keep it up.
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Re: i got a devantart acount if u lyk my poetry -
03-05-2008, 05:24 PM
Why am I not surprised you can't spell my name? Anyway, I'd rather tie you to a post surrounded by kindling than stone you because God's law requires it, but fortunately for "u" we must also follow suckular law, so you get to live until Jesus decides it's time to smite you.
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Re: i got a devantart acount if u lyk my poetry -
03-05-2008, 09:37 PM
Author's Comments (Fallen Angel)
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landover baptist church is a scarry place that hates witchs gays n every1 but themselves. i kno not every christain is like them but i try 2 go there n show them its ok not 2 hate. i posted sum poems there n got a good review from dwayne who isnt 1 of them but post there neway so i decided 2 get a deviantart account n start posting here. this poem is 4 the ppl of landover n if it opens just 1 eyes then im happy.
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Learn to spell...
(2 Peter 3:10)
But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.
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Re: i got a devantart acount if u lyk my poetry -
03-05-2008, 09:57 PM
Ugh, angst filled blatherings of a mentally ill gothtard. Sorry, sugar, but that don't tickle my fancy. You understand, surely.
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Re: i got a devantart acount if u lyk my poetry -
03-06-2008, 12:20 AM
Your poetry is terrible, seriously. You need to give up on being an artist and get a real job doing something you can make money at. Something that your type can excel at like pornography, prostitution or interracial welfare mothering.
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Re: i got a devantart acount if u lyk my poetry -
03-06-2008, 12:24 AM
Or get a job as a lolcatz designer... oh, wait, that's not a job.
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: i got a devantart acount if u lyk my poetry -
03-06-2008, 12:27 AM
Am I understanding this right...are you saying that, since we hate your terrible poetry, that means you don't have a deviantart account? What a pointless thread.
And in what way do I look angry? If I looked any less angry, people would start calling me Bobby-Joe!
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.
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Re: i got a devantart acount if u lyk my poetry -
03-06-2008, 02:15 AM
I've read your page at devientart, and your poems are terrible, sorry
1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...
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Re: i got a devantart acount if u lyk my poetry -
03-06-2008, 03:09 AM
When I was younger I ate some Alpha-bits and got sick.
Your poetry reminded me of that.
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Re: i got a devantart acount if u lyk my poetry -
03-06-2008, 04:49 AM
i dun care coz i kno u true christainstm r gonna b mean neway. dwayne likes it n so do my freinds n family so im happy with it.  it feels good 2 rite so im gonna keep doing it n if ne1 else likes it they kno where 2 find my poems now. n ill b doing other stuff 2 so u dun need to just read the poems.
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Re: i got a devantart acount if u lyk my poetry -
03-06-2008, 04:55 AM
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Originally Posted by Fallen Angel
i dun care coz i kno u true christainstm r gonna b mean neway. dwayne likes it n so do my freinds n family so im happy with it.  it feels good 2 rite so im gonna keep doing it n if ne1 else likes it they kno where 2 find my poems now. n ill b doing other stuff 2 so u dun need to just read the poems.
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(2 Peter 3:10)
But the day of the Lord will come as a thief in the night; in the which the heavens shall pass away with a great noise, and the elements shall melt with fervent heat, the earth also and the works that are therein shall be burned up.
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Re: i got a devantart acount if u lyk my poetry -
03-06-2008, 05:00 AM
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i got a photo maniplation i did up of a fense i took a picture of n i want 2 do other maniplations 2 if i can get good pictures 2 work with or use my own.
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Re: i got a devantart acount if u lyk my poetry -
09-22-2019, 10:26 AM
Hi there! I'm not sure what to call you, so I'll call you Rebbecca since your deviant art says so.
Your poetry is nice! It's new and unique, and I'm quite a fan of art that doesn't fall into norms. I've mostly noticed repetition in your verses, which is one of my favorite rhyme schemes! I'm a big fan of free verse as well, which your work falls into nicely as well.
Keep making your art! There may be others who want to discourage you, but please remember that there are those of us that love your work more than their hate! <3 Good luck with your musings!
If I were anything other than unsaved trash, I'd like to share my poetry here as well.... but alas!
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Re: i got a devantart acount if u lyk my poetry -
09-22-2019, 11:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Fritzy
Hi there! I'm not sure what to call you, so I'll call you Rebbecca since your deviant art says so.
Your poetry is nice! It's new and unique, and I'm quite a fan of art that doesn't fall into norms. I've mostly noticed repetition in your verses, which is one of my favorite rhyme schemes! I'm a big fan of free verse as well, which your work falls into nicely as well.
Keep making your art! There may be others who want to discourage you, but please remember that there are those of us that love your work more than their hate! <3 Good luck with your musings!
If I were anything other than unsaved trash, I'd like to share my poetry here as well.... but alas!
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You know, the only being authorized to raise the dead is Jesus. This thread was last posted in 2008 (11 years ago.....)
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: i got a devantart acount if u lyk my poetry -
09-22-2019, 01:16 PM
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You know, the only being authorized to raise the dead is Jesus. This thread was last posted in 2008 (11 years ago.....)
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Oops! That's a mistake on my part, I apologize. I never check the dates of posts, bad habit of mine.
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Re: i got a devantart acount if u lyk my poetry -
09-22-2019, 08:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Ditzy
If I were anything other than unsaved trash, I'd like to share my poetry here as well.... but alas!
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Dear Miss Ditzy: If your "poetry" is anything like your other "artwork", then you might like to think twice before posting it. I doubt very much that it glorifies the  , and we do have our highest standards to uphold here at  , you know.
Sincerely, Isabella W.
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