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Re: Holocaust Jokes -
12-14-2011, 01:41 PM
A catholic preist & a rabbi were walking down the street, when they saw a young boy playung. The priest said , "Man I'd like to piffle him" the rabbi replied;.," Out of what" 
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Re: Holocaust Jokes -
12-15-2011, 09:10 AM
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Between rallying against Gays AND Palestine, he must have a busy schedule. Achmedinijad on the other hand has time to go to Disneyland.
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That Achmedinijad is looking for some little boys to play with.
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01-03-2012, 04:20 PM
What do you do with a Joo with ADHD? Put them in concentration camp!
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02-19-2012, 04:04 PM
how do you kill two jews?
throw a penny on the floor and they will fight to the death. 
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02-19-2012, 10:13 PM
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how do you kill two jews?
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Why are you French so racist? 
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Re: Holocaust Jokes -
02-22-2012, 10:21 PM
A Jew was playing with an ashtray, when Hitler comes by and asks: "Are you looking for someone?"
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02-23-2012, 04:36 AM
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Holocaust Jokes -
03-01-2012, 07:36 PM
What does a chinaman do when he has an erection?
He votes!
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03-01-2012, 07:37 PM
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What does a chinaman do when he has an erection?
He votes!
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Lawd this here fo Jew cause I done thought yous been sayin Chew, sorry
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Re: Holocaust Jokes -
04-19-2012, 04:34 PM
Hey come on now! Stop making holocaust jokes, they are so hurtful Anne Frankly I won't stand for it.
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04-20-2012, 04:29 PM
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What do you do with a Joo with ADHD? Put them in concentration camp!
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That is what you do to Joos anyway.
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04-20-2012, 05:17 PM
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What do you do with a Joo with ADHD? Put them in concentration camp!
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That is what you do to Joos anyway.
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True, they ARE easily distracted. Just flip a quarter past one and see what happens.
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04-20-2012, 08:32 PM
What did the brit gypsy say to the joo?
Well Done, chap! I heard your wife is a medium!
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
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Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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04-20-2012, 09:57 PM
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True, they ARE easily distracted. Just flip a quarter past one and see what happens. |
You are right. But why don't we gas them instead? 
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04-20-2012, 10:19 PM
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Um, are you being racist in a light hearted thread? 
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04-20-2012, 10:22 PM
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To be honest: Yes. Some might say that I should seek help, but I like living in my own hatefull bubble.
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04-21-2012, 01:56 AM
Q: Where did the Jew go after being separated from his family (who were used for medical experimentation), loaded onto a cattle car, subjected to forced labor until he lost 80 pounds, and gassed with Zyklon B along with 200 of his closest friends, with his skin being used to make lampshades, tapestries, and tiny little shoes afterward?
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A: THE FIERY PITS OF HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY, along with everyone else who rejects Jesus Christ's temporary sacrifice (John 3:18).
Psalm 2:4
He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the LORD shall have them in derision.
II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
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Re: Holocaust Jokes -
04-29-2012, 06:53 AM
Two kids are haveing a fight at a concetration camp.
One kids takes a handfull of gravel to toss at the other.
The other says: Hey! no getting parents involved!
Hitler stands on a cliffside telling a jew to position himself on the cliff edge:
"Now put your hands like this.. good." Hitler pushes the jew. another jew is forced in.
A nazi officer comes to hitler and says: "Sir we..."
Hitler cuts him off mid-sentence: "How many times i told you not to bother me while im playing tetris!"
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04-29-2012, 07:00 AM
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Hitler stands on a cliffside telling a jew to position himself on the cliff edge:
"Now put your hands like this.. good." Hitler pushes the jew. another jew is forced in.
A nazi officer comes to hitler and says: "Sir we..."
Hitler cuts him off mid-sentence: "How many times i told you not to bother me while im playing tetris!"
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That joke makes my brain hurt from having to think about it. Stop it! 
Santa is not a jew because he goes down the chimney, now THAT's funny!
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05-03-2012, 10:45 PM
 he was a Jew
There are real believers of God and there are stupid ignorant mormons like you!
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