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Default AN OPEN LETTER TO ALL UN-MARRIED FORNICATORS ! - 09-24-2008, 07:45 AM

Friend,

Are YOU having Intercourse out of Wedlock? Well I have a message for you :

"YOU FILTHY GODLESS FREAK!!! I HOPE THE DEVIL RAPES YOU IN THE EYES AND TEARS OFF YOUR FLESH WITH BARBED-WIRE, YOU DISGUSTING SICKO PERVERT!!!!"

I was at the Bus-stop just the other night when I saw a couple of kids 'Making Out' as they call it. Tongues flapping like a couple of Conger eels, groping each other like a bunch of wild animals. Well, being a man of God I went over to ask them if they'd ever heard of Jesus Christ, and ask if they were planning to wed.... and that's when I realized the awful truth.... they were FAGGITS! Disgusting!

Needless to say, I told them to STOP before I was physically sick. But they just laughted. Laughed at ME????? I managed to flag down an Officer of the Law, and told him what was happening... but he just laughed at me too! Then HE had the NERVE to tell ME I would be arrested and charged with assault - if I 'took action' against these animals??? Just because I said I was gonna bust one of them in the mouth if he didn't do something??? YES, he REFUSED to help! Sickening! Gone are the days when everyday cops beat up queers and negras and other worthless creatures just for fun!

Friends, THIS is the World that we're living in! Full of fags, and fornicators and perverts and weirdos! Where a man can't carry out the Lords Justice without spending jail-time for smiting folks that deserve it!

So if you're planning to have Intercourse out of Wedlock - STOP! THINK ABOUT IT! God may not give you a second chance. HE SEES! He sees, and he knows, and He's gonna burn you in Hell for it! And I for one cannot wait till he does! Praise Jesus!

Amen.
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Default Re: AN OPEN LETTER TO ALL UN-MARRIED FORNICATORS ! - 09-24-2008, 08:52 AM

It is disguisting. But rejoice Brother, for they WILL face judgement one day. I am sure that as soon as John McCain is President, public fondling will be outlawed and all sinners will be arrested.

"Let death seize upon them, and let them go down quick into hell: for wickedness is in their dwellings, and among them." Psalm 55:15
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Default Re: AN OPEN LETTER TO ALL UN-MARRIED FORNICATORS ! - 09-25-2008, 02:56 PM

In the name of JESUS CHRIST our LORD, these DEMONS must be identified and cast out immediately:

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GENERAL SEXUAL DEMONS
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Fornication
Adultery (Also Marriage To Divorced Person)
Masculine Women, Lesbianism
Effeminate Men, Homosexuality
Evil Concupiscence
Lasciviousness, Lewdness, Lewd Emotions
Filthy Language: Obscenity, Blasphemy, Profanity
Masturbation
Abortion, Murder, Killing, Death
Ahab, Jezebel
Exposure, Uncleanness, Perversion
Pride, Ego, Vanity
Sexual Fantasies and Activities, Flirting
Nymphomania, Masochism
Immorality, Prostitution, Harlotry, Whore, Whoredom
Incest, Bastard
Rape, Fondling, Voyeurism
Bad Dreams, Bestiality
Deviation, Depravity
Frigidity, Impotence
Rage, Fear, Anxiety, Debilitating Guilt, Menopause
Manic Depression, Schizophrenia, Exhibitionism, Dementia
Domination, Control, Promiscuity
Shame, Insecurity, Hurt, Victim, Suicide
Cruelty, Hardness, Hate, Harshness, Unscrupulousness
Insanity, Degenerate Mind, Carnal Mind
Idolatry
Distrust, Lost Respect for Mate, Deceit
Undisciplined
Enmity Towards God, Works of Darkness, Mockery
Spiritually Dwarfed Manhood and Womanhood
Defiled, Degraded, Violated
Sexual Bargaining, Married Prostitute and Pimp
Fear of Homosexuality and Lesbianism
Love of Sex, Power and Money
Child and Adult Sexual Molestation
Abnormal and Deviate Sex and Impurities
Depraved Manners, Morals and Character
Subliminal Messages, Sub-audio Suggestions
Alcohol and Drugs
Ignorance, Irresponsibility, Boredom
Doubt, Condemnation, Pressure
Lewdness, Uncleanness, Sexual Liberty
Whore, Prostitute, Harlot, Sex Slave
Enviousness, Jealousy, Cheating
Deficient Thinking
Evil Companionship and Conversation
Useless, Putrid
Lack of Concern, Indifference
Masturbation
Paraphiliac, Rape, Bestiality, Exhibitionism, Fetish Objects
Debilitating Guilt

Abusers of themselves with mankind: Catamites, Arsenokoites and Sodomites; Oral and Anal Sex and all other related demonic families of sexual sins and diseases

Related Venereal Diseases: Insanity, Endocarditis, Staggering Gait, Weil's Disease, Soft Chancroid, Heart Disease, Granuloma Inguinal, Ulcerative Lesions, Yaws, Bejel, Mumps, Pinta, Venereal Lympogranuloma, Relapsing Fever, Tropical Ulcer, Rat-Bite Fever, Catscratch Fever

Gonorrhea: Pelvic Inflammatory Disease, Blindness, Oral and Anal Sex, Anal Gonorrhea, Pelvic Inflammatory Disease (PID)

Chlamydia: Urethritis, Cervicitis, Epididymitis, Pelvic Inflammatory Disease, Conjunctivitis, Sterility, Nonspecific Urethritis, Rectal Infections, Infertility

Genital Warts: Human Papilloma Viruses (HPV), Cervical Cancer, Penile Warts

Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome: AIDS, HIV, ARC, PCP, Pneumonia, Meningitis, Herpes Simplex, Intravenous Drug Users, Addicts, Hemophilia, Homosexual and Bisexual Men and Sex Partners, Blood Transfusions, Candidiasis, Viral Infections, Kaposi's Sarcoma

Syphilis: Homosexual and Bisexual Men and Sex Partners, Heteroxexuals, Chancre (Shanker), Paralysis, Senility, Blindness, Congenital Syphilis

Genital Herpes: Cervical Cancer, Prostatic Cancer

Vaginitis: Fungal Vaginitis, Hemophilus, Gardnerella

Other Sexually Transmitted Diseases: Body Lice and Mites, Vaginal and Urinary Tract Infections

Hepatitis: Viral Hepatitis, Homosexuality, Liver Cancer

Intestinal Parasites: Spirochetal Infections

Sexual Dysfunctions and Injuries
Premature Ejaculation, Impotence, Retarded Ejaculation, Erectile Dysfunction, Anorgasmia, Dyspareunia, Prolapse, Endometriosis, Ovarian Tumors, Vaginisumus, Accidents, Structural Damage, Deformities, Hormonal Abnormality

PRAYER

Please forgive me for being a sexual partner with AIDS. I forgive anyone that would have infected me with AIDS in the following categories: anyone who has ever injected narcotics or non-prescribed drugs; any male who has ever had sex with another male; anyone who has ever engaged in sex for money or drugs; and anyone who has had sexual contact with a prostitute. I ask this in the Name of Jesus Christ: Lord, Master and Savior. I command the spirits to manifest, identify and reveal themselves. I command the families of abnormal sexual behavior to come out as your name is called.

LIST OF SPIRITS
Homosexuality, Bisexual, Transsexual, Transvestite, Gay, Lesbian, Masturbation, Bisexuality, Prostitution, Voyeurism, Exhibitionism, Fetishism, Sexual Fetishism, Zoophilia, Sexual Sadism, Sexual Masochism, Necrophilia, Klismaphilia, Lewdness, Telephone Scatologia, Urophilia, Apotemnophilia, Coprophilia, Coprophagia, Pedophilia, Toucheurism, Frotteurism, Sexual Asphyxia, Rape, Gerontophilia, Pyromania, Bestiality, Air Embolism, Aspiration of Semen

ASSOCIATED DEMONS
Buggery / Anal Intercourse
Occasional / Exploratory Homosexual
Situational / Deprivation Homosexual
Facultative / Latent Homosexual
Peer / Compulsive Homosexual

Bondage, Flagellation, Weapon Worship, Going in Drag, Fairy Hawk, Fairy Flats, Dream Boat, Dirt, Gay Dirt, Dykes, Butch, Machismo and all other related demons and their works!



Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.

1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .

A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .

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Default Re: AN OPEN LETTER TO ALL UN-MARRIED FORNICATORS ! - 09-25-2008, 08:06 PM

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Friend,

Are YOU having Intercourse out of Wedlock? Well I have a message for you :

"YOU FILTHY GODLESS FREAK!!! I HOPE THE DEVIL RAPES YOU IN THE EYES AND TEARS OFF YOUR FLESH WITH BARBED-WIRE, YOU DISGUSTING SICKO PERVERT!!!!"

I was at the Bus-stop just the other night when I saw a couple of kids 'Making Out' as they call it. Tongues flapping like a couple of Conger eels, groping each other like a bunch of wild animals. Well, being a man of God I went over to ask them if they'd ever heard of Jesus Christ, and ask if they were planning to wed.... and that's when I realized the awful truth.... they were FAGGITS! Disgusting!

Needless to say, I told them to STOP before I was physically sick. But they just laughted. Laughed at ME????? I managed to flag down an Officer of the Law, and told him what was happening... but he just laughed at me too! Then HE had the NERVE to tell ME I would be arrested and charged with assault - if I 'took action' against these animals??? Just because I said I was gonna bust one of them in the mouth if he didn't do something??? YES, he REFUSED to help! Sickening! Gone are the days when everyday cops beat up queers and negras and other worthless creatures just for fun!

Friends, THIS is the World that we're living in! Full of fags, and fornicators and perverts and weirdos! Where a man can't carry out the Lords Justice without spending jail-time for smiting folks that deserve it!

So if you're planning to have Intercourse out of Wedlock - STOP! THINK ABOUT IT! God may not give you a second chance. HE SEES! He sees, and he knows, and He's gonna burn you in Hell for it! And I for one cannot wait till he does! Praise Jesus!

Amen.
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In the name of JESUS CHRIST our LORD, these DEMONS must be identified and cast out immediately:


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Default Re: AN OPEN LETTER TO ALL UN-MARRIED FORNICATORS ! - 09-26-2008, 04:12 AM

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I managed to flag down an Officer of the Law, and told him what was happening... but he just laughed at me too!
Where were you at, Brother? Here in North Carolina, pretty much anywhere outside of a few liberal dens like Carrboro or Blowing Rock, those homos would have been arrested on a lewd conduct charge.

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Default Re: AN OPEN LETTER TO ALL UN-MARRIED FORNICATORS ! - 09-29-2008, 03:09 AM

Maybe it's because you are a man Brother Percy.

Why, just the other week I walked over to a screaming kid in a shopping cart in the Super Walmart and SMACKED her right on the forehead with my over-sized KJV1611 Bible! Then I got right in her face and screamed at the top of my lungs that the DEMON IN HER BE GONE!!!

Everyone around me gasped then started to applaud. That lil snot was making quiet the fuss. It must have worked because that lil child got a wide-eyed, startled look on her face and stopped her screaming immediately. The demon was gone! SHOUT GLORY!!!! Believe you, me! They don't call me "Thumper" for nothin'!!

Next time sucker punch those homers in the nose and then if the cops show up start screaming RAPE!!! They will probably haul the silly little faggit off to jail where he belongs!

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Maybe it's because you are a man Brother Percy.

Why just the other week I walked over to a screaming kid in a shopping cart in the Super Walmart and SMACKED her right on the forehead with my over-sized KJV1611 Bible! Then I got right in her face and screamed at the top of my lungs that the DEMON IN HER BE GONE!!!

Everyone around me gasped then started to applaud. That lil snot was making quiet the fuss. It must have worked because that lil child got a wide-eyed, startled look on her face and stopped her screaming immediately. The demon was gone! SHOUT GLORY!!!! Believe you, me! They don't call me "Thumper" for nothin'!!

Next time sucker punch those homers in the nose and then if the cops show up start screaming RAPE!!! They will probably haul the silly little faggit off to jail where he belongs!

Lve, Sister Thumper

That kid's parents should have grabbed that Bible and knocked YOU in the head with it. You have no right to go about hitting other people's kids.

And screaming RAPE!! when you aren't being raped is bearing false witness, which I'm pretty sure is against one of the rules you claim to follow.


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That kid's parents should have grabbed that Bible and knocked YOU in the head with it. You have no right to go about hitting other people's kids.

And screaming RAPE!! when you aren't being raped is bearing false witness, which I'm pretty sure is against one of the rules you claim to follow.
Sister Thumper can hit whoever she wants, witch! And as for the 'false witness' garbage, everyone knows homers all want to rape straight folks and Christians. So how would I be lying?
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Sister Thumper can hit whoever she wants, witch!

And the parents would have every right to defned their child from her assault. In fact, they have an OBLIGATION to defend their child from assault.

And as for the 'false witness' garbage, everyone knows homers all want to rape straight folks and Christians. So how would I be lying?
First of all, not all gay men are potential rapists, any more than all straight men are.
Second, even if a gay man did want to rape you, WANTING to rape someone is not a crime - it's only a crime if a physical attempt is made.


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Have you ever watched To Catch a Predator??? They arrest all of those guys and none of them ever even touched the decoy. They all wanted to, though. So it is a crime.


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Have you ever watched To Catch a Predator??? They arrest all of those guys and none of them ever even touched the decoy. They all wanted to, though. So it is a crime.

They conspired to commit statutory rape by making arrangements to meet a minor for sexual purposes. That's a crime.

Looking at someone and thinking, "I'd like me a piece of that." is not a crime.


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They conspired to commit statutory rape by making arrangements to meet a minor for sexual purposes. That's a crime.

Looking at someone and thinking, "I'd like me a piece of that." is not a crime.
I don't see the difference in these two things.


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I don't see the difference in these two things.

You don't see a difference between an adult attempting to seduce a child and a person privately thinking that another person is attractive, but not acting on the thought?


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You don't see a difference between an adult attempting to seduce a child and a person privately thinking that another person is attractive, but not acting on the thought?
Jesus doesn't:

Matt. 5:28: But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.

Then again, you probably think that you're a better judge of right and wrong than He is.


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Jesus doesn't:

Matt. 5:28: But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.

Then again, you probably think that you're a better judge of right and wrong than He is.

If he would punish people for random thoughts, then yes, I do think I am a better judge of right and wrong than he is.


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If he would punish people for random thoughts, then yes, I do think I am a better judge of right and wrong than he is.
That's because you keep having "Random Thoughts" about Old Man Hatchett.





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That's because you keep having "Random Thoughts" about Old Man Hatchett.

The only thoughts I have about that old pervert are "Ew." and "Ick."


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Brother,

Let me get this straight: There were TWO males SITTING ON A BENCH TOGETHER?!? AND THEY WERE KISSING!?!?

Disgusting! Whenever I see to members of the same gender sitting on a park bench together I rebuke them for being homosexual. If they are sitting less than twelve inches apart, they are gays!



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