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Skull God Smites Vampire Freaks with the Gay Plague! - 05-01-2019, 09:11 PM

Praise Jesus in all His glory! The perversity of the modern sinner knows no boundary, but God is putting His foot down on one particularly vile group of heathens: Vampires!

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...ns/3637391002/





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Two people were infected with HIV likely when they got "vampire facials" at a now-closed New Mexico spa, and the statehealth department is now offering free testing for the spa's former clients.
Notice that it says "likely," not "definitely." This is a tacit admission that persons likely to bathe in blood are also likely to engage in anal sex and share drug needles.


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The New Mexico Department of Health said it was investigating two cases of HIV infection among clients of the VIP Spa, which closed in September after officials found that it could potentially be spreading blood-borne diseases such as HIV or hepatitis.
See how they usurp the prerogatives of the Creator? Jesus is a Very Important Person, not these diseased, Satanic fiends!


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The health department said this week that it had not found any potential exposures for the two people with HIV other than their injection-related procedures at VIP Spa.
Or the wrath of God.


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"Additional laboratory testing on specimens from the two clients indicates recent infection with the same HIV virus – increasing the likelihood that the two HIV infections may have resulted from a procedure at the VIP spa," state health officials said in a statement.
If they'd spent less time on laboratory testing and more time on reading the scriptures, maybe this wouldn't have happened. Science is the Antichrist!


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A "vampire facial" is a treatment in which a person's blood is isolated to obtain platelet-rich plasma, then injected into that person's skin using a microneedling process.
Here we see the inevitable results of "my body, my choice." If a woman can execute a fetus because it is part of "her" body, not its own, then why shouldn't she be able to reinject "her" unborn, stem cell-rich blood into her skin? What's next on the slippery slope? Women giving birth and then using the newborns as prostitutes because its still attached to the mother and is therefore "her" body? This is what Planned Parenthood ultimately wants. Remember, that body doesn't belong to the mother, or to the baby. It belongs to God (1 Corinthians 6:15)!


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The "facial" gained popularity after celebrities such as Kim Kardashian shared their experiences with the trendy treatment. However, Kardashian has since said she regretted getting it because of the pain, according to allure.com.
Anyone taking the advice of this baboon-rumped, race-mixing, attention whoring skank is just asking to get thrown into Hell. God, in His infinite grace, clearly sought to chasten Kardashian by inflicting this punishment upon her (Job 33:19). Apparently she has chosen not to heed Him. I look forward to her death and damnation.


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The two people who were infected with HIV received treatments with injections at the spa between May and September 2018, the health department said.
Now what was it that happened during that time that made God so angry? Was it Prince Harry's marriage to a negress? Maybe Saudi Arabia letting women drive? Could it have been Buddhists using black magic to free those kids from that cave? I don't know, but the Lord knows all (1 John 3:20).


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In September, spa owner Luly Ruiz toldAlbuquerque's KOAT-TVthat she used only disposable needles. "I open them in front of my clients every time they come," Ruiz said at the time.
Interesting. Let us recall an earlier statement:
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The health department said this week that it had not found any potential exposures for the two people with HIV other than their injection-related procedures at VIP Spa.
This leaves us with but one explanation. Think about it. A patient without HIV is injected with an unused, sterile needle. A closed system with no scientific possibility of HIV infection, and yet it happens anyway, not once, but twice. There's a word for this: a miracle. Nothing but God could have given these women AIDs.


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State health officials are now offering free testing for HIV and hepatitis B and C for any former clients of the spa. "While over 100 VIP Spa clients have already been tested, NMDOH is reaching out to ensure that testing and counseling services are available for individuals who received injection related services at the VIP Spa," Kathy Kunkel, the health departments' cabinet secretary, said in a statement.
There are hundreds of vampires in the state of New Mexico alone, that's the main takeaway from this article.


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"Testing is important for everyone as there are effective treatments for HIV and many hepatitis infections."
Correct, there is:





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