[Brother_Percy]

Friends,

Everyday children as young as 6 years old are being exposed to the evils of Internet Pornography! Sick websites strewn across the Interwebs portraying sex like it was some sort of deranged perverted sport! When making babies is supposed to be something sacred, between a husband and his wife, these sick freaks take human reproduction, and turn it into a mockery of what our Lord intended. How do we stop this? How can we protect our children from the evil depravity poisoning the net?

It's a well known FACT that over 80% of children who watch pornography will turn gay! It doesn't matter if these perverted videos contain both a man AND a woman having sexual relations. By watching another man's naked body in an aroused sexual state, you can turn into a homosexual (or bi-sexual, which is just the same thing).

It's also a well known fact that 99.9% of rapists or potential rapists watch internet pornography on a daily basis. People who watch pornography are perverts and sexual deviants. They are NOT normal people! Their perversion will continue to grow and consume them, until one day their so-called 'normal' pornography will fail to satisfy. It's a slippery slope, and we all know where it leads - pedophilia, animal rape, incest, bondage, sadism and sexually molesting dead bodies.

Most folks who start watching pornography at an early age, end up raping babies, having intercourse with animal skulls, raping pregnant women, digging up corpses to sodomize, eating their own excrement, and masturbating into the Holy Bible - Because they hate God. It causes what I like to call 'a sickness of the soul'. People who watch pornography should be locked up for their own good.

Pornography is a tool of Satan! Do NOT forget that. If you find your child watching internet pornography, you must take action, and FAST! Their Salvation depends on it!

[Bob4God]

Amen, Brother Percy, amen!

If you ask any convicted sex criminal, they will tell you that they started out watching pornography and masturbating!

Charles Manson, Ted Bundy, OJ Simpson, Jeffrey Dahmer, Hilary Clinton... All masturbators!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Amen brothers. Please don't forget to refer any porno-addicts to my helpful advice on overcoming masturbation HERE.


Jesus finds that habit revolting, and He knows when you do it. Anytime you view pornographic images, Jesus is sitting right there next to you, watching them too. And he has to see your perverted grimaces and listen to your your demonic grunts and groans as you do your filthy business!

I ask you, is momentary pleasure worth spending eternity in the fires of hell over?

[HatePeace]

94 percent of men masturbate and about 85% of men look at internet porn. Only 10% of the world is homosexual. So people who watch porn all become gay? I don't understand your logic, friend.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by HatePeace

94 percent of men masturbate and about 85% of men look at internet porn. Only 10% of the world is homosexual. So people who watch porn all become gay? I don't understand your logic, friend.

All True Christians™ know that if a boy touches himself, even in the shower, he is a homersexural. So just shut up about it and accept the fact that you are going to burn in HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY! "Fantasizing" about the "body parts" of female sluts is never an excuse! Since a boy is touching a male unmentionable member, that makes him HOMERSEXURAL! THIS MEANS YOU!

[Yahweh_is_Yahgay]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

All True Christians™ know that if a boy touches himself, even in the shower, he is a homersexural. So just shut up about it and accept the fact that you are going to burn in HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY! "Fantasizing" about the "body parts" of female sluts is never an excuse! Since a boy is touching a male unmentionable member, that makes him HOMERSEXURAL! THIS MEANS YOU!

Pastor, I'm going to be honest with you, that is some sound HOMOSEXICAL logic. Amen!

[CasualKarma]

What about people who masturbate, but don't become sexual predators?
And what is a "homersexual?" Someone who feels an attraction to Greek epics?

[Jed_Cassidy]

Originally Posted by CasualKarma

What about people who masturbate, but don't become sexual predators?
And what is a "homersexual?" Someone who feels an attraction to Greek epics?

No such thing, Heathen. In the words of you damned Darwinists, PROVE IT.

[Tertius The Scribe]

Originally Posted by CasualKarma

What about people who masturbate, but don't become sexual predators?
And what is a "homersexual?" Someone who feels an attraction to Greek epics?

The mandatory masturbation age is 65; and when you do it, you are to only think about Jesus Christ! If you masturbate prematurely and/or not while thinking about the Lord, it is a GRAVE SIN! Sexual predation is nowhere near as wrong as masturbation! I mean, just look at Genesis 19:30-36, where both of Lot's daughters where sexual predators (who, may I remind you, were ladies of the Lord that didn't feel a need for such evil pleasures!): *"30-And Lot went up out of Zoar, and dwelt in the mountain, and his two daughters with him; for he feared to dwell in Zoar: and he dwelt in a cave, he and his two daughters. *31-And the firstborn said unto the younger, Our father is old, and there is not a man in the earth to come in unto us after the manner of all the earth: *32-Come, let us make our father drink wine, and we will lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father. *33-And they made their father drink wine that night: and the firstborn went in, and lay with her father; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose. *34-And it came to pass on the morrow, that the firstborn said unto the younger, Behold, I lay yesternight with my father: let us make him drink wine this night also; and go thou in, and lie with him, that we may preserve seed of our father. *35-And they made their father drink wine that night also: and the younger arose, and lay with him; and he perceived not when she lay down, nor when she arose. *36-Thus were both the daughters of Lot with child by their father."

And now, look at Matthew 5:27-30, where Jesus makes a call against all evil masturbators that will suffer without end: "27-Ye have heard that it was said by them of old time, Thou shalt not commit adultery: *28-But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart. *29-And if thy right eye offend thee, pluck it out, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell. *30-And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell."

And so the message is clear: sexual molestation of one family member(s) with intent of impregnation is obviously a virtue, whereas masturbation is one of the blackest sins there is, punishable by eternal anguish and hellfire!

Lord be praised!!!

And as for homersexuals, they are unspeakable abominations! They MUST perish in hell if they do not accept that homosexuality is the worst choice there is!

And you may be referring to "Homer", another name for the Pagan Antichrist! That untamed mongrel wrote "epics" that were obviously allusions to killing Christians! It is a good thing that God ensured he, along with all other ancient unremorsefuls like Plato and Aristotle, are now unendingly tormented by the Minions Of Satan!

LORD BE PRAISED!!!

[1missing]

I had no idea that homosexuality was a choice. Intriguing!

[Brother Lazarus]

Originally Posted by 1missing

I had no idea that homosexuality was a choice. Intriguing!

Your first post should have been on the introduction forum. It's obvious you're not very bright since you are unaware that homosexuality is a choice, so I will give you clear instructions.

Read the Pastors Rules and Announcements. Pay particular attention to the "noobs" thread. THEN you are to post your introduction on the introduction thread.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Save_My_Soul]

Hi, i don't think there is fair at all, i view porn daily, and i do maturbate, im not gay, and i don't apreciate your attitude saying i am, what makes you think it's right to dictate how others live?, have you ever masturbated? if not, then you have no evidence what so ever that you shouldnt do it.

Gud Game.

[Nobar King]

Well, you are. If you could take your hand out of your pants for ten seconds, you might be able to learn some actual information.

[Save_My_Soul]

Originally Posted by Nobar King

Well, you are. If you could take your hand out of your pants for ten seconds, you might be able to learn some actual information.

have you ever masturbated? if not, don't even try to judge me, how can you say that what im donig is bad if you have never done it, it's like saying pancakes taste bad, yet you have never eaten them, and no, i don't want to take my hand out of my pants for 10 seconds, because it feels good, unless of course you want to use your hand instead. old ignorant fool.

[Nobar King]

I'm going to take your advice and just ignore you.