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Smile respawned again Gamer4Christ 2.0 ready to PWN the N00BS of Satan! - 09-02-2010, 09:10 PM

I repent, brothers!

For too long I have tried to play life without the Bible, the walkthrough provided by the programmer, debugger, and playtester of the universe! But I have been respawned again!

Yes, consider the old Gamer4Christ to be a failed beta test, and today's Gamer4Christ a whole new build, a Gamer4Christ 2.0 - a complete reboot! For I have seen that HELL HAS NO RESET BUTTON!

Brothers, I have sent my tithe (and it's no microtransation) volunteer my services as a missionary to the gamers. Together we will pwn the n00bs of Satan!


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Default Re: respawned again snailsnot 2.0 ready to PWN the N00BS of Satan - 09-02-2010, 09:54 PM

HAIL SATAN NOOB!
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Default Re: respawned again snailsnot 2.0 ready to PWN the N00BS of Satan - 09-02-2010, 10:09 PM

It's a good try. I'd like to get an advance copy to study to make sure that it is OK for Christian children.


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Default Re: respawned again snailsnot 2.0 ready to PWN the N00BS of Satan - 09-02-2010, 10:56 PM

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Fine one to talk NOOB. Christ POWNs you little Satanist script kiddy behinds even with all the cheats you try.

As they say in the Christian Gamer Missionary service L2P (Learn to Pray).



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Default Re: respawned again snailsnot 2.0 ready to PWN the N00BS of Satan - 09-02-2010, 11:15 PM

Praise, friend. Would you care to share with us the story of how you came to vanquish Satan's hold over you?


O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.


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Default Re: respawned again snailsnot 2.0 ready to PWN the N00BS of Satan - 09-03-2010, 03:30 AM

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Fine one to talk NOOB. Christ POWNs you little Satanist script kiddy behinds even with all the cheats you try.

As they say in the Christian Gamer Missionary service L2P (Learn to Pray).
Tough talk but as I recall reading alittle passage you should consider when it comes to the origin of Satan.

Surprisingly, most of what people believe about Satan does not come from the Bible. For instance, the common image of Satan as a forked-tailed horned demon with a goat's body from the waist down derives more from the Greek god Pan than anything biblical. What, then, does the Bible say about Satan?
The Hebrew name Satan (pronounced sa-tan) actually means "adversary," and most often in the Hebrew Bible it is prefaced by the direct object, meaning "the adversary" rather than a distinct personal name. Satan's role grows more developed both in scope and magnitude through time, and, thus, in the earlier writings of the Hebrew Bible, Satan exists not so much as an individual character but as an adversarial position occupied by both humans and angels.
For example, the word satan is used for a human potential adversary in the Philistine army (1 Samuel 29:4), and two kings God raises to be Solomon's adversaries (1 Kings 11:14, 23). An angel of the LORD is called satan when he blocks the path of Balaam (Numbers 22:22, 32). Satan becomes more developed as a character in later writings of the Hebrew Bible, though he only appears a few times. He at times causes humans to do bad things, as he incites King David to conduct a census (1 Chronicles 21:1).
Satan also acts as a heavenly prosecuting attorney, bringing charges against sinners before God's heavenly court. For example, in Psalm 109:6 the author asks Satan to bring an enemy to trial. Also in Zechariah 3:1-2, Satan stands at the right hand of an angel to bring charges against the High Priest. Satan has a similar role in the opening chapter of Job, where he appears in the heavenly court with the sons of God to bring charges against Job.
In the New Testament, Satan plays a much larger role. Here Satan, also frequently called the Devil (from Greek diabolos, also meaning "adversary") is a proper name for the one who opposes God. Satan is also identified in the New Testament with the deceitful serpent in Eden, as well as many other names including Belial, the evil one, the ruler of the demons, the enemy, the ruler of this world, and Beelzebul (Beelzebub, meaning "Lord of the flies," is a pun on the name Beelzebul, meaning "Prince Baal").
Many scholars attribute Satan's development from an adversary to the archenemy of God to the influence of the Persian religion Zoroastrianism. This religion is a lot like Star Wars, in which two opposing forces, one good and the other evil, struggle for control of the universe. Yet, the New Testament preserves the Hebrew Bible's notion of Satan as far inferior to God and needing to get God's permission before "raising hell" on earth (see, for example, Luke 22:31). Following the biblical period, Medieval theologians reinterpreted passages such as Isaiah 14 and Ezekiel 28, in which Babylonian and Phoenician kings are condemned for pride, as descriptions about Satan. In fact, the name Lucifer comes from a Latin translation of Isaiah 14:12, in which the Babylonian king is linked to a fallen Morning Star, called in Latin lucern ferre ("bearer of light").


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Default Re: respawned again snailsnot 2.0 ready to PWN the N00BS of Satan - 09-03-2010, 04:31 AM

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Tough talk but as I recall reading alittle passage you should consider when it comes to the origin of Satan...
Exactly which part of that wall of improperly credited c&p has anything to do with the price of tea in China, aside from demonstrate that on this forum, at least, you are quite the n00b?

Yes, Beelzebub/Satan/Prince of Darkness/Lucifer/The Devil takes many guises throughout the Bible. He's God's on-call bitchsap.

So stop derailing OP's intro. There are appropriate places for your queries, AFTER you've used the search function, k?


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Default Re: respawned again snailsnot 2.0 ready to PWN the N00BS of Satan - 09-03-2010, 05:25 AM

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Exactly which part of that wall of improperly credited c&p has anything to do with the price of tea in China, aside from demonstrate that on this forum, at least, you are quite the n00b?

Yes, Beelzebub/Satan/Prince of Darkness/Lucifer/The Devil takes many guises throughout the Bible. He's God's on-call bitchsap.

So stop derailing OP's intro. There are appropriate places for your queries, AFTER you've used the search function, k?
They say ignorance is bliss. Tell me is that true? Do a search of the origin yourself .
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They say ignorance is bliss. Tell me is that true? Do a search of the origin yourself .
Do a search of ad hominem yourself. It's called a fallacy. You lose.


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Default Re: respawned again snailsnot 2.0 ready to PWN the N00BS of Satan - 09-03-2010, 06:22 AM

Raine, you've lost by your own inglorious, wretched standards of atheist formulaic logic. Not only do you lack salvation through GOD, you lack recognition from your fellow blasphemers.

Now you're completely alienated.


Is this what it takes for you to see the Truth of His Word? It's right in front of you. All you need to do is accept it and repent - cleanse yourself of all of the wretched garbage that's accumulated within your soul. Everyone you've ever known and loved has lied to you - you must admonish yourself, vomit away your wretched apostate standard, and see the word of Our Lord, as it is THUSLY GIVEN IN SCRIPTURE.

Romans 5:8
"But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us."

God is good, God is love; any other moral standard is broken and inferior - and condemnable with hellfire.

Digressing:

Praise indeed, snailsnot - your penitence is commendable. I don't know much about video'd games, but I'll have to give that one a whirl.
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HAIL SATAN NOOB!
Well you're finally being honest. When you came here you claimed to be a Christian. You appeared to be a semi well in tended false Christian. It appears you were lying about that.

At least it is clear now that you are a satanist. Enjoy hell!


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Thanks for the awards, but how can I be a double-virgin? Does the second one refer to cyber-sex?
That means you are a virgin and you will remain a virgin for the rest of your life.


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Default Re: respawned again snailsnot 2.0 ready to PWN the N00BS of Satan - 10-03-2010, 10:42 PM

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Together we will pwn the n00bs of Satan!

Let's pretend you're really sincere and Jesus has called you here to join us.
How could we as True Christians TM refer to you as Brother Snailsnot ???
That handle has an unGodly stain upon it. Could you make it somewhat more palatable by re-naming yourself Escargot Trail or something?


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