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03-16-2011, 11:26 AM
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I call myself spiritual, I call myself a reader and a collector of tomes.
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You should only read the Bible. God advises against gathering knowledge:
Ecclesiastes 1:16-18:
I communed with mine own heart, saying, Lo, I am come to great estate, and have gotten more wisdom than all they that have been before me in Jerusalem: yea, my heart had great experience of wisdom and knowledge.
And I gave my heart to know wisdom, and to know madness and folly: I perceived that this also is vexation of spirit.
For in much wisdom is much grief: and he that increaseth knowledge increaseth sorrow.
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Morality is set in the eye of the beholder, just as faith is.
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That is complete nonsense. God does not accept us to follow our own morality instead of the Law of the Bible:
Deuteronomy 29:19-20:
And it come to pass, when he heareth the words of this curse, that he bless himself in his heart, saying, I shall have peace, though I walk in the imagination of mine heart, to add drunkenness to thirst:
The LORD will not spare him, but then the anger of the LORD and his jealousy shall smoke against that man, and all the curses that are written in this book shall lie upon him, and the LORD shall blot out his name from under heaven.
Additionally, neither is faith in the eye of the beholder. Christianity is the only acceptable religion:
2 John 1:9-11:
Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son.
If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed:
For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds.
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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Re: Japs get their due! -
03-16-2011, 12:54 PM
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What a pile of B.S. You offend baby Jesuses nose with that malarkey.
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Oh? And what proves this? Where is it that I am at fault and yet you are correct? The only groups of people in the world I can think of that refuse to even hear the other side's argument with anything beyond scorn are the Democratic Party and the Westboro Baptist Church.
Disciple, again I state that this is your belief, your faith. You may share it with many others and many others in this country would most certainly agree with you that Christianity is the only true religion. And I do not gather knowledge or horde it, these are just records and tales of fancy from ages long since passed.
And morality is in the eye of the beholder, otherwise we would not have laws in our Nation. Or police to enforce them, we would be left to God's laws or anarchy. Human instinct drives the creation of laws, as things go further against it, more will you try to prevent it.
Psalm 58:3 The wicked are estranged from the womb: they go astray as soon as they be born, speaking lies
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03-16-2011, 01:11 PM
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Disciple, again I state that this is your belief, your faith. You may share it with many others and many others in this country would most certainly agree with you that Christianity is the only true religion. And I do not gather knowledge or horde it, these are just records and tales of fancy from ages long since passed.
And morality is in the eye of the beholder, otherwise we would not have laws in our Nation. Or police to enforce them, we would be left to God's laws or anarchy. Human instinct drives the creation of laws, as things go further against it, more will you try to prevent it.
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This is not just my belief. It is the belief of everyone who believes in the Bible in its entirety. If you believe something different, then you are no Christian, because you ignore what Jesus said in Matthew 5:17-19. That's how it is.
And again, Deuteronomy 29:19-20 states that we shouldn't follow our own moral compass. You can keep denying that, but then you're just denying the Words of God in the Bible. Read more about this here.
The laws of the nation are partially inspired by God's Law. Those that aren't are evil, secular attempts to corrupt America. After all, God says we should kill witches (Exodus 22:18). The American law says we shouldn't. If you, then, claim that American law is moral on this one, then you automatically claim that God's Law is immoral. How can you, then, call yourself a Christian?
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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03-16-2011, 01:26 PM
Once again, where have I claimed to be a Christian? I haven't and I have said that twice on the minimum that I am not. And following a moral compass would be incorrect, as a compass can be thrown off. I'm referring to human instinct, such situations would revolve around murder or rape and etc, etc.
Such as you believe that a woman should make herself inferior and if she does wrong you should strike her justly, but no more than she deserves. In my instinctual response I would strike you thrice as hard for such action and many would support me, for an action such as striking a woman would stand directly against their instincts, their feelings.
Psalm 58:3 The wicked are estranged from the womb: they go astray as soon as they be born, speaking lies
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03-16-2011, 01:51 PM
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Once again, where have I claimed to be a Christian? I haven't and I have said that twice on the minimum that I am not.
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What are you then? A moon-worshiping wiccan?
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And following a moral compass would be incorrect, as a compass can be thrown off. I'm referring to human instinct, such situations would revolve around murder or rape and etc, etc.
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Yeah, of course, human instinct can impossibly be wrong when making moral decisions. How silly of me not to realize that!
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Such as you believe that a woman should make herself inferior and if she does wrong you should strike her justly, but no more than she deserves. In my instinctual response I would strike you thrice as hard for such action and many would support me, for an action such as striking a woman would stand directly against their instincts, their feelings.
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Strike back "thrice?" Sounds like the law of threefold return to me. Again, I call wiccan.
Anyway, what you are saying is opposed to what God says in the Bible, and I will follow God's Word over the ramblings of a teenage witch anytime.
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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Re: Japs get their due! -
03-16-2011, 02:08 PM
Human instinct can definitely be wrong, but the problem is since you cannot remove it, many people abide by it. Instinct is inescapable and absolute, going against it is going against yourself and whoever created you, which depends on how you believe.
And three wrongs, 1. I am not a teenager. 2. I am not a wiccan. 3. Thrice is the proper English for three times. Example: You hit a woman, I hit you thrice (three times) as hard. Proper English has since degraded but there are still many who understand it.
And as a note, The Rule of Three is popularly believed by many Wiccans to be based upon Karma and even Christian Morality, i.e the Golden Rule or Matthew 7:12 if you prefer.
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Re: Japs get their due! -
03-16-2011, 02:49 PM
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Human instinct can definitely be wrong, but the problem is since you cannot remove it, many people abide by it. Instinct is inescapable and absolute, going against it is going against yourself and whoever created you, which depends on how you believe.
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You are wrong. Instinct is not inescapable and absolute. The Bible often goes against our instincts, for example, so we don't have to abide by our instincts.
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And three wrongs, 1. I am not a teenager. 2. I am not a wiccan. 3. Thrice is the proper English for three times. Example: You hit a woman, I hit you thrice (three times) as hard. Proper English has since degraded but there are still many who understand it.
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I know that "thrice" means three times, silly woman. What makes you think I didn't?
Anyway, what are you? a boodhist?
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And as a note, The Rule of Three is popularly believed by many Wiccans to be based upon Karma and even Christian Morality, i.e the Golden Rule or Matthew 7:12 if you prefer.
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You are confusing the "golden rule" with the "law of threefold return." But never mind, that wasn't my point.
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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03-16-2011, 03:06 PM
I do believe I said based, based upon the Golden Rule as the popular belief goes. And I am not a woman. I am not a Buddhist either, where you came to that conclusion is interesting but irrelevant. So guessing around in the dark is not exactly your strong suit.
And instinct cannot be ignored. Just because you can make someone with acrophobia climb a tree, or make someone with claustrophobia sit in a locked closet doesn't make those go away. Instincts are the base of all human emotion and action, its why you breath air without thinking. Or eat food when you hunger or drink when you thirst.
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03-16-2011, 03:07 PM
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have I claimed to be a Christian?
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I Certainly Hope not. Your long, windy anti-JESUS rants are beginning to rot my socks.
I mean, Pantyhose
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03-16-2011, 03:19 PM
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I Certainly Hope not. Your long, windy anti-JESUS rants are beginning to rot my socks.
I mean, Pantyhose
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I haven't claimed to be anti Jesus either milady.
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03-16-2011, 03:26 PM
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I haven't claimed to be anti Jesus either milady.
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Do you mean to say you like Jesus, then? Maybe even lurve him a little bit?
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03-16-2011, 03:31 PM
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Do you mean to say you like Jesus, then? Maybe even lurve him a little bit?
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In every religion and text referring to him points him out to be a good and honest man worth of respect and praise. Who would not like an honest man with good intentions?
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03-26-2011, 04:05 PM
Do you guys really think that USA is the one and the only best country in world? You need to get your asses out of your head SERIOUSLY ! ...
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03-27-2011, 03:58 AM
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Do you guys really think that USA is the one and the only best country in world? You need to get your asses out of your head SERIOUSLY ! ...
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Dear Hatemonger:
God wants us to be richly rewarded for our faith.
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2 Samuel 22:21
The LORD rewarded me according to my righteousness: according to the cleanness of my hands hath he recompensed me.
2 Chronicles 15:7
Be ye strong therefore, and let not your hands be weak: for your work shall be rewarded.
Psalm 31:23
O love the LORD, all ye his saints: for the LORD preserveth the faithful, and plentifully rewardeth the proud doer.
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The United States is the single most powerful and wealthy nation in the world. Shout GLORY!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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03-30-2011, 12:21 AM
I realize that a lot of people here are glad to see the Japs suffering. I admit, it's hard to think of them as human given their strange appearance, given the fact that they eat seaweed (using two over-sized toothpicks), plus their alien writing system that apparently came from another planet:
たわごと食べると津波の犠牲者が死ぬ
Nevertheless, as good charitable Christians, in times of disaster it's our mission to help even sub-humans. My heart goes out to all those dogs and cats made homeless by the tsunami. And remember, donations need not be charity - there are some real world benefits for doing the right thing (ie military bases, forcing open a new market for our products, contracts for rebuilding Japan, charging ruinous interest rates for emergency loans, converting the traumatized victims into Christians). Plus if you shorted the Japanese stock market just before we triggered that underwater nuclear bomb...erh, forget I said that.
Anyway, as a caring, sharing responsible company, Uranus Corporation is ready, willing and able to help. When we heard that the Japanese tsunami victims were without electric power and thus could not withdraw money from ATMs, we immediately airlifted Diebold voting machines (which are just hacked ATMs) attached to diesel generators and a satellite link so the homeless starving Japs could get the funds they needed. Of course, that was expensive - which is why we imposed a US$300 fee on every withdrawal. The ATMs also doubled as pachinko machines, which helped us claw back over 50% of the money the disaster victims withdrew. In some cases people didn't have sufficient funds in their account, but if they clicked on "I agree" we approved them for an instant subprime loan at 800% interest, using as collateral the title of their homes and naming us the beneficiary on their life insurance policies.
Although many of our new customers succumbed to the lack of potable water, food, exposure to cold and radiation, we felt really good about how we relieved their suffering by bringing them pachinko during their dying days. It's these small but meaningful gestures that separate a good Christian from those whining homo liberals who constantly criticize our great capitalist system.
Lucky winners receive an invitation to appear on the Glenn Beck Show
Praise Jesus!
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03-30-2011, 12:38 AM
PRAISE HIM! Our just, merciful, and compassionate LORD has finally sent them the wake-up call they deserve! They've needed this awakening ever since Jewish Chairman Mao Zedong lead Japan back in Bible times!
Also, did you know that Pokemon teaches EVILUTION!?!?! It sure does, my pastor said so himself! It teaches that monsters can grow from lesser forms to greater forms. This is NOT something our children need to learn; that's why I've pulled my children out of LIE-beral-dominated and controlled public school.
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03-30-2011, 01:13 AM
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Do you guys really think that USA is the one and the only best country in world? You need to get your asses out of your head SERIOUSLY ! ...
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I've tried telling them this for a while. doesn't work
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03-30-2011, 01:16 AM
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I've tried telling them this for a while. doesn't work
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Yet you live here... where they don't cut your tongue out for saying that.
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03-30-2011, 01:21 AM
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Yet you live here... where they don't cut your tongue out for saying that.
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Amen, Pastor, Amen!!
But whosoever shall deny me before men,
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Re: Japs get their due! -
05-01-2011, 01:08 PM
If they've commited many crimes alot why doesnt Jesus that cunt die for their sins? Oh wait! He doesnt exist!
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