[Texas Hold]

Originally Posted by Basilissa

Is this Appalachian dialect or something? Please learn to speak proper American, because I don't understand what you are trying to say.

Statistically speaking, there are more insane than there are Sane in the world. Granted that most of the but cases are Christian.

P.S: if a child masterbated would god technically be watching child porn?

[BibleReader2231]

Originally Posted by Scoutman03

Ok, if you guys love stereotypes...

Christians are rude and extreme
Christians like to attack everyone who doesn't agree
You frickin' love labels
You're hypocrites
Sie haben aus irgendeinem Grund etwas gegen andere Sprachen. Especialmente el espanol.

Do you have any factual evidence to back up these claims? Your findings are totally subjective and opinionated. Those who wish to make valid arguments must be objective in what they say if they wish to convince others. You sir, do not have me convinced in the slightest.

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by Texas Hold

Well Atheists believe in what we know...

Why would you have to "believe" something if you KNOW it's true?

[Dennis Lukes]

Originally Posted by Texas Hold

Statistically speaking, there are more insane than there are Sane in the world.

Citation needed.

Originally Posted by Texas Hold

Granted that most of the but cases are Christian.

Not sure what this translates to in American exactly, but citation needed nonetheless.

Originally Posted by Texas Hold

P.S: if a child masterbated would god technically be watching child porn?

Many children (non-Christians and false Christians, mostly) DO self-abuse. If we look to the Bible, we will find that God sees everything (Proverbs 5:21). Therefore, God is watching every single time a child masturbates anywhere in the world. In fact, He is in all probability forced to watch thousands of these events simultaneously at all times.

[Brother Gonzalez]

Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes

Many children (non-Christians and false Christians, mostly) DO self-abuse. If we look to the Bible, we will find that God sees everything (Proverbs 5:21). Therefore, God is watching every single time a child masturbates anywhere in the world. In fact, He is in all probability forced to watch thousands of these events simultaneously at all times.

And that is why masturbation is a sin. And so is homosexuality.


Many liberals say "that is a private act of adult people, so no one should care".


Of course, I wouldn't care if my next door neighbor is shaking in the dark, but that is not the point. The point is you are forcing Jesus to watch you. You are a flasher to Jesus if you do it, no matter where you are.


If you do it in front of a lady in a supermarket, you will be jailed (do not ask me how I know that). But if you do it in front of God, you are encouraged by doctors, psychologists, and democrats.


God gets angry and sends earthquakes. Wouldn't you be angry if you were forced to watch all the degenerations on Earth 24/7?

[Texas Hold]

Originally Posted by Brother Gonzalez

And that is why masturbation is a sin. And so is homosexuality.


Many liberals say "that is a private act of adult people, so no one should care".


Of course, I wouldn't care if my next door neighbor is shaking in the dark, but that is not the point. The point is you are forcing Jesus to watch you. You are a flasher to Jesus if you do it, no matter where you are.


If you do it in front of a lady in a supermarket, you will be jailed (do not ask me how I know that). But if you do it in front of God, you are encouraged by doctors, psychologists, and democrats.


God gets angry and sends earthquakes. Wouldn't you be angry if you were forced to watch all the degenerations on Earth 24/7?

I will actually Jerk off to a cross tonight. Maybe gods got a thing for children. Would explain all the Priest Pedophiles

[Texas Hold]

Originally Posted by Scoutman03

Ok, if you guys love stereotypes...

Christians are rude and extreme
Christians like to attack everyone who doesn't agree
You frickin' love labels
You're hypocrites
Sie haben aus irgendeinem Grund etwas gegen andere Sprachen. Especialmente el espanol.

Amen!

[Brother Gonzalez]

Originally Posted by Texas Hold

I will actually Jerk off to a cross tonight. Maybe gods got a thing for children. Would explain all the Priest Pedophiles

I cannot believe your grammar. Are you from Australia? That would explain a lot.

Oh, and maybe you can find a partner and perform a sexual act. That will be a sin too, but at least you won't look like a loser, masturbating by yourself. Think about it.

[Texas Hold]

Originally Posted by Brother Gonzalez

I cannot believe your grammar. Are you from Australia? That would explain a lot.

Oh, and maybe you can find a partner and perform a sexual act. That will be a sin too, but at least you won't look like a loser, masturbating by yourself. Think about it.

You basically just told me to commit fornication. who is the sinner now eh?

P.S: Praise Gwyn, Lord Of Sunlight

[Brother Gonzalez]

Originally Posted by Texas Hold

You basically just told me to commit fornication. who is the sinner now eh?

P.S: Praise Gwyn, Lord Of Sunlight

Nah, you were a sinner before, and I am not the one to make you go into the right path. God is. If you don't understand this, I can make a draw.


Don't you understand that we True Christians are perfect and cannot sin?

[Texas Hold]

Originally Posted by Brother Gonzalez

Nah, you were a sinner before, and I am not the one to make you go into the right path. God is. If you don't understand this, I can make a draw.


Don't you understand that we True Christians are perfect and cannot sin?

You sound like such a jackass right now. perfection does not exist. for we always try to do more. that leads us to Hubris

[JimmTheSinMaster]

Originally Posted by Texas Hold

Statistically speaking, there are more insane than there are Sane in the world. Granted that most of the but cases are Christian.

P.S: if a child masterbated would god technically be watching child porn?

So Technically God Should have a Warrant out for his arrest He is the biggest Child Sex Offender Of all time screw George Pell God is the true sex offender

[Texas Hold]

Originally Posted by JimmTheSinMaster

So Technically God Should have a Warrant out for his arrest He is the biggest Child Sex Offender Of all time screw George Pell God is the true sex offender

Preach Father Jimm!

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by Texas Hold

perfection does not exist. for we always try to do more. that leads us to Hubris

Wrong. Lemme do some copypasta:

Originally Posted by Levi Jones

In fact, the Bible more often preaches on perfection and holiness than the idea that we are all worthless sinners.
Psalm 119:1-4 Blessed are the undefiled in the way, who walk in the law of the LORD.
Blessed are they that keep his testimonies, and that seek him with the whole heart.
They also do no iniquity: they walk in his ways.
Thou hast commanded us to keep thy precepts diligently.

Here God tells Abraham that perfection is achievable.

Genesis 17:1 I am the Almighty God; walk before me, and be thou perfect.

I can hear some panties getting into a twist over these scriptures. Perhaps you think, that's Old Testament. The Bible says, "for all have sinned." That was prior to our Salvation. I would like to draw your attention to:

1 John 5:18 We know that whosoever is born of God sinneth not; but he that is begotten of God keepeth himself, and that wicked one toucheth him not.

How could we not be perfect if Jesus himself admonishes us to be perfect?

Matthew 5:48 Be ye therefore perfect, even as your Father which is in heaven is perfect.

In the Book of Luke, Jesus tells us that in becoming perfect, we are like God.

Luke 6:40 The disciple is not above his master: but every one that is perfect shall be as his master.

In many of the Epistles, the authors tell us that we are perfect and can be unblameable in holiness, free from sin and a new creation as our Master Who is in Heaven wants us to be.

2 Corinthians 5:17 Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new.

Ephesians 4:22-24, 26
22 That ye put off concerning the former conversation the old man, which is corrupt according to the deceitful lusts;
23 And be renewed in the spirit of your mind;
24 And that ye put on the new man, which after God is created in righteousness and true holiness.
26 Be ye angry, and sin not: let not the sun go down upon your wrath:

Romans 6:20-23 For when ye were the servants of sin, ye were free from righteousness.
21 What fruit had ye then in those things whereof ye are now ashamed? for the end of those things is death.
22 But now being made free from sin, and become servants to God, ye have your fruit unto holiness, and the end everlasting life.
23 For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.

1 Thessalonians 3:13 To the end he may stablish your hearts unblameable in holiness before God, even our Father, at the coming of our Lord Jesus Christ with all his saints.

Colossians 1:22 In the body of his flesh through death, to present you holy and unblameable and unreproveable in his sight:

Colossians 1:28 Whom we preach, warning every man, and teaching every man in all wisdom; that we may present every man perfect in Christ Jesus:

1 Peter 5:10 But the God of all grace, who hath called us unto his eternal glory by Christ Jesus, after that ye have suffered a while, make you perfect, stablish, strengthen, settle you.

Philippians 3:15 Let us therefore, as many as be perfect, be thus minded: and if in any thing ye be otherwise minded, God shall reveal even this unto you.

And most importantly,

1 John 3:5-9 And ye know that he was manifested to take away our sins; and in him is no sin. Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.
Little children, let no man deceive you: he that doeth righteousness is righteous, even as he is righteous.
He that committeth sin is of the devil; for the devil sinneth from the beginning. For this purpose the Son of God was manifested, that he might destroy the works of the devil.
Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.

And here is another

1 Peter 2:9 But ye are a chosen generation, a royal priesthood, an holy nation, a peculiar people; that ye should shew forth the praises of him who hath called you out of darkness into his marvellous light:

I don't know about you, but I feel pretty darn good knowing I am PERFECT without sin or blemish. I can't wait until we sit on the right hand of God himself and judge the world come rapture time, my perfect brothers and sisters.

No one was perfect except Jesus!

Wrong! I wanted to add a list of a few perfect people in the Bible besides Jesus for those you who don't believe there was anyone else who was ever perfect.

Luke 1:5-6 THERE was in the days of Herod, the king of Judaea, a certain priest named Zacharias, of the course of Abia: and his wife was of the daughters of Aaron, and her name was Elisabeth.
And they were both righteous before God, walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.

Genesis 17:1 And when Abram was ninety years old and nine, the LORD appeared to Abram, and said unto him, I am the Almighty God; walk before me, and be thou perfect.

God speaking to Ezekiel.

Ezekiel 28:15 Thou wast perfect in thy ways from the day that thou wast created, till iniquity was found in thee.

David speaking to God.

Psalm 101:2 I will behave myself wisely in a perfect way. O when wilt thou come unto me? I will walk within my house with a perfect heart.

And

2 Samuel 22:22-24 For I have kept the ways of the LORD, and have not wickedly departed from my God.
For all his judgments were before me: and as for his statutes, I did not depart from them.
I was also upright before him, and have kept myself from mine iniquity.

Originally Posted by JimmTheSinMaster

So Technically God Should have a Warrant out for his arrest He is the biggest Child Sex Offender Of all time screw George Pell God is the true sex offender

Please show me where in the Bible does it say that there's a minimum age for sex. Or anything about consent.

After you're done searching (and not finding anything), I'll be more than happy to show you verses which clearly show that sex with minors is totally OK, as long as these minors are of the opposite sex and are either your spouses or sex slaves.

Actually, here is just a couple for starters:

Numbers 31:17-18
17 Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him.
18 But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves.

Deuteronomy 20:13-14
13 And when the Lord thy God hath delivered it into thine hands, thou shalt smite every male thereof with the edge of the sword:
14 But the women, and the little ones, and the cattle, and all that is in the city, even all the spoil thereof, shalt thou take unto thyself; and thou shalt eat the spoil of thine enemies, which the Lord thy God hath given thee.

There's much more where these came from!

[Mary Etheldreda]

Originally Posted by Texas Hold

P.S: if a child masterbated would god technically be watching child porn?

No. For something to be pornographic it must illicit a sexual response. The LORD does not have sexual responses, so He cannot find anything pornographic. We know this because man was made in his image. Mr. Etheldreda will be the first to tell you a man's responsibility to copulate with his wife requires great courage and will, and cannot be accomplished without the fruit of the spirit to endure longsuffering (Galatians 5:22).