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Yet another disgusting phallic symbol in Chinaland this time. -
05-04-2013, 05:56 AM
I know I am not just imagining it! The Chins have gone too far this time. They are spitting in the face of Jesus with this high rise penis monument!
I know I will have nightmares for months after seeing this massive thing being erected. Why don't the Chinese spare us all from being forced to see such filth and rubbish on the internet? I think I will write them to get it censored from the internet.
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
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Re: Yet another disgusting phallic symbol in Chinaland this time. -
05-04-2013, 06:08 AM
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
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Location: In the UAE.
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Re: Yet another disgusting phallic symbol in Chinaland this time. -
05-04-2013, 06:30 AM
Leave it to the slant-eyes to ruin everything that is decent and good by inserting penises and vaginas into places where they don't belong. Not only do they offend me on a personal level, but they simultaneously besmirch the good name of Ben "Cooter" Jones, one of the very few God-fearing DEMONcrats in HELLywood. As long as Big Ben was willing, we'd have an inside man keeping an eye on those filthy liberal hippies. But, now with the name "Cooter" being associated for the first time ever with smut...I wouldn't blame him if he packed it up and went home. Thanks a lot Gooks!
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Senior Pastor
Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
Always Biblically correct
True Christian™
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Re: Yet another disgusting phallic symbol in Chinaland this time. -
05-04-2013, 11:08 AM
I am disgusted but not surprised. They worship tallywhackers in the Ornament.
The unsaved believe and do the most outlandish things.
This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
You kids get off his lawn!
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Re: Yet another disgusting phallic symbol in Chinaland this time. -
05-05-2013, 01:08 PM
Nothing good can come from a nation where all girls dress like sluts:
And where mocking Jesus is considered entertainment:
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Yet another disgusting phallic symbol in Chinaland this time. -
05-05-2013, 04:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man
Nothing good can come from a nation where all girls dress like sluts
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And are too stupid to use modern technology
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Yet another disgusting phallic symbol in Chinaland this time. -
05-05-2013, 04:51 PM
Clearly, the slopes are overcompensating for their racially dwarfed penises by erecting such obscene monuments! Jesus not only weeps, He vomits! 
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Re: Yet another disgusting phallic symbol in Chinaland this time. -
05-05-2013, 04:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
And are too stupid to use modern technology
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Revolting! Imagine the trouble these sluts would get into if they could also rotate their necks 180°!
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Re: Yet another disgusting phallic symbol in Chinaland this time. -
05-05-2013, 08:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Witch Hammer
Revolting! Imagine the trouble these sluts would get into if they could also rotate their necks 180°!
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Oh Witch Hammer, what a disturbing image! That thought will play itself out in my mind a thousand times by the time I go to bed tonight. The perverted things those chinks do!
Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
in 2016
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Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
About as Straight and Manly as you can get
Hates anal sex. And trees.
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Re: Yet another disgusting phallic symbol in Chinaland this time. -
05-05-2013, 09:48 PM
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Originally Posted by VictoryOS
Oh Witch Hammer, what a disturbing image! That thought will play itself out in my mind a thousand times by the time I go to bed tonight. The perverted things those chinks do!
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Only the most perverted and disgusting act of depravity could force a True Christian Lady™ like yourself to think about it over and over. Anal sex often does this to me. I am so revolted by it, that it plagues me day and night. The thought of man on man, penile/rectal contact, scrotums banging together, and the stench of feces, blood, and semen in the air and on your breath... Gross!
The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
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Re: Yet another disgusting phallic symbol in Chinaland this time. -
05-06-2013, 02:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins
Only the most perverted and disgusting act of depravity could force a True Christian Lady™ like yourself to think about it over and over. Anal sex often does this to me. I am so revolted by it, that it plagues me day and night. The thought of man on man, penile/rectal contact, scrotums banging together, and the stench of feces, blood, and semen in the air and on your breath... Gross!
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To be honest, it sounds like you're covering up your subconscious homosexual thoughts by pretending you hate it. Just saying
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Gushing for Jesus
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Re: Yet another disgusting phallic symbol in Chinaland this time. -
05-06-2013, 02:58 AM
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Originally Posted by baronvonbacon
To be honest, it sounds like you're covering up your subconscious homosexual thoughts by pretending you hate it. Just saying
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Hi, and welcome to our friendly forum! You sound like a first year psychology student with this "subconscious" talk! Why not introduce yourself HERE so we can greet you properly! You can read all kinds of helpful information ON THIS THREAD for newcomers like yourself. If you’d like to share your opinion, kindly provide the Scriptural Support where we can see how wonderfully God said it first. Finally, your rights on our forum can be found HERE.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
True Christian™
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Re: Yet another disgusting phallic symbol in Chinaland this time. -
05-06-2013, 02:58 AM
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Originally Posted by baronvonbacon
To be honest, it sounds like you're covering up your subconscious homosexual thoughts by pretending you hate it. Just saying
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Billy Bob Jenkins hates anal sex more than anyone I know. I believe you owe him an apology.
Now, instead of coming in here and accusing True Christians™ of being disgusting rump rangers, how about starting a thread of your own in the Introduction Forum? We want to get to know you!
Yours in Christ,
Z. Smyth
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Re: Yet another disgusting phallic symbol in Chinaland this time. -
05-06-2013, 03:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Mary Etheldreda
Hi, and welcome to our friendly forum! You sound like a first year psychology student with this "subconscious" talk! Why not introduce yourself HERE so we can greet you properly! You can read all kinds of helpful information ON THIS THREAD for newcomers like yourself. If you’d like to share your opinion, kindly provide the Scriptural Support where we can see how wonderfully God said it first. Finally, your rights on our forum can be found HERE.
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I appreciate your politeness, but you are a woman. Please do not tell me what to do
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Re: Yet another disgusting phallic symbol in Chinaland this time. -
05-06-2013, 03:09 AM
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Originally Posted by baronvonbacon
I appreciate your politeness, but you are a woman. Please do not tell me what to do
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She may only be a woman, but she is a True Christian™ and you're just some maggot off the street. Treat her with the respect she deserves or I'm afraid you will be asked to leave.
YiC,
Zech
P.S. Don't forget that introductory thread.
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Re: Yet another disgusting phallic symbol in Chinaland this time. -
05-06-2013, 04:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Zechariah Smyth
She may only be a woman, but she is a True Christian™ and you're just some maggot off the street. Treat her with the respect she deserves or I'm afraid you will be asked to leave.
YiC,
Zech
P.S. Don't forget that introductory thread.
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you my friend, are also incredibly feminine
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Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
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Re: Yet another disgusting phallic symbol in Chinaland this time. -
05-06-2013, 05:05 AM
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you my friend, are also incredibly feminine
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Your queersexual advances won't work on me, pal.
YiC,
Zech
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