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Default Best Guns for Poll Watchers - 10-03-2020, 11:59 PM

As recording secretary of the Southern Manhattan Proud Boys Chapter (and a corresponding member of the Landover Baptist Proud Boys), I'm often asked "what kind of gun should I carry when I'm patrolling the polling places for Donald Trump?" While there is no right answer for everyone, here are my suggestions:

AR-15 rifle. You definitely want to have an assault rifle, for two reasons. First, it looks really manly. Second, you never know when some band of Antifa terrorists will try to jump you, and the AR-15 is super-easy to convert to a fully automatic weapon for that kind of situation. Of course, it still retains single shot mode in case you need to take out an individual, unarmed black youth or hippie protester. The AR-15 is inexpensive, accurate, reliable, easily modifiable, and comes with numerous options to suit your personal style of assault warfare. There's a reason this is the number one weapon of choice among America's armed patriots.

Be sure that at least one man in each squad carries the grenade launching version--it comes in handy when dealing with crowds of disruptive minorities.




Uzi submachine gun with the folding stock. I may be a bit old school, but having a couple of these in your poll watching squad will make all the difference when the dog doo really hits the fan. You can take down hundreds of minority voters every second in close quarters with one of these bad boys. Sure, it's a Jew weapon, but why let those Christ-killing b*stards have all the fun?






Glock 43 9 mm pistol. You definitely want to carry a personal backup weapon in case your assault rifle or submachine gun jams or runs out of ammo. I find the Glock 43 to be the ideal combination of portability and firepower. Yes, you might prefer a larger caliber weapon to take down the more aggressive bulls when they try to vote, but I'd rather carry the lighter gun and more ammo for my main weapon.



In the final analysis, almost any gun will do unless you're in the toughest neighborhoods in swing states, such as inner-city Cleveland or Philadelphia or Phoenix. But you want to carry the best when you're making sure that the darker skinned races and their left wing white enablers like Joe Biden don't steal the election in the toughest warzones precincts. You can't go wrong with any of the choices listed above. They'll make you Stand Proud when the order comes from the President to Stand Up.


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