THIS IS THE FINAL POLL BEFORE PRESIDENT TRUMP'S VICTORY!
Only a
few weeks remain until the Big Day when
America will be made Great Again, again. For this final and
most informative poll the Landover University Creation Science Team has fine-tuned its methods to be as perfect as
God's fine-tuning of the universe. Once again, this is an
open poll that includes
all significant members of the Landover Baptist Church True Christian™ Community. Hence,
N=1 and the respondent is known to us as "
E.F., pastor extraordinaire". The
response rate was 100% and the
confidence level for him equally high, 100%. This new method was brought to us by
Jesus through His best-selling autobiography, the
King James Bible!
Proverbs 1:5
A wise man will hear, and will increase learning; and a man of understanding shall attain unto wise counsels:
One wise man and His counsel! The results of this
Wise Counsel can be seen below!
As we can see, our own
President Trump leads by
100 points. West, Putin, Larguez, Hellary, the Kamala Woman, Reagan, Un and Pierce will lose by a
landslide. Biden will just
disappear as rapidly as the Covid plague has disappeared. Due to the demographics of this new polling method, we have no separate data for
females and thus no other diagram is presented or needed. It's looking
mighty good for the re-election based on these data. The respondent, who is called "
E.F., Pastor extraordinaire" commented that his "choice for the vice president or
at least a new houseboy is obviously
Brock Pierce".
This concludes the pre-election polling of Landover University. The Creation Science Team recommends voting by proxy, and as established here, a suitable candidate to advice you in your crucial decision is available at the "E.F. residence".
Yours in Christ,
Elmer