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Default Re: How did the kiwi fly from New Zealand to the Arc of Noah? - 02-04-2010, 10:09 AM

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In the summer I mostly have short hair so I don't get migrains and it confuses people sometimes. I do wear skirts, but sometimes when its really cold and I go out, I put some jenes on to keep me warm.
But you do wear a long dress to hide those jeans from sight, I suppose?


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Default Re: How did the kiwi fly from New Zealand to the Arc of Noah? - 02-05-2010, 06:53 AM

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But you do wear a long dress to hide those jeans from sight, I suppose?
I wear a long skirt to cover them.


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Default Re: How did the kiwi fly from New Zealand to the Arc of Noah? - 02-05-2010, 08:45 AM

Dear Brothers, Sisters, and unsaved trash. I am disturbed by some of the pointless and irrelevant (not to say, irreverent, in some cases) speculation in this thread.

If the bible says that all the animals were on the Ark, then all the animals were on the Ark. How on earth anyone thinks this would pose a problem to the Lord God who created the heavens and the earth to begin with, I find mystifying.

There are many matters that we with our puny minds will not be able to fathom. Such matters are commonly referred to as "miracles". The Flood itself was a miracle, and so, if he desired, could God miracle Kiwis (or any other animal) aboard the Ark.

Attempts to apply worldly wisdom or knowledge to the wondrous works of God Almighty are futile.


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Default Re: How did the kiwi fly from New Zealand to the Arc of Noah? - 02-05-2010, 09:02 AM

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Dear Brothers, Sisters, and unsaved trash. I am disturbed by some of the pointless and irrelevant (not to say, irreverent, in some cases) speculation in this thread.

If the bible says that all the animals were on the Ark, then all the animals were on the Ark. How on earth anyone thinks this would pose a problem to the Lord God who created the heavens and the earth to begin with, I find mystifying.

There are many matters that we with our puny minds will not be able to fathom. Such matters are commonly referred to as "miracles". The Flood itself was a miracle, and so, if he desired, could God miracle Kiwis (or any other animal) aboard the Ark.

Attempts to apply worldly wisdom or knowledge to the wondrous works of God Almighty are futile.
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But in the days of the voice of the seventh angel, when he shall begin to sound, the mystery of God should be finished, as he hath declared to his servants the prophets.
And the voice which I heard from heaven spake unto me again, and said, Go and take the little book which is open in the hand of the angel which standeth upon the sea and upon the earth.
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Default Re: How did the kiwi fly from New Zealand to the Arc of Noah? - 02-05-2010, 12:13 PM

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In the summer I mostly have short hair so I don't get migrains and it confuses people sometimes. I do wear skirts, but sometimes when its really cold and I go out, I put some jenes on to keep me warm.
Oh, dear.

1 Cor. 11:14-15: Doth not even nature itself teach you, that, if a man have long hair, it is a shame unto him? But if a woman have long hair, it is a glory to her: for [her] hair is given her for a covering.

Please keep your hair long and seek faith healing for those migraines.


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Default Re: How did the kiwi fly from New Zealand to the Arc of Noah? - 02-05-2010, 10:55 PM

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Please keep your hair long and seek faith healing for those migraines.
My hair at its shortest is chin length and the longest it grows is shoulder length. So its stays longish.


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