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Default Re: hello outer world dwellers - 09-10-2023, 12:17 PM

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teleportation magic which is in no way related to portals
In what way is a tele-port unrelated to a non-tele port?

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a time portal, which you seem to think is literally a door made of the fabric of spacetime
What, like a wooden portal is not literally a door made of wood?

But you were saying the portal effect, however it works, is as concrete as facts in The Bible. From my own experience I've explained that Bible facts are literally in existence now (and then) so that since you equate the two, and since Bible facts are real, the portal effect must be real too. You might as well try to convince me that a flowering plant has nothing to do with literal flowers!
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Default Re: hello outer world dwellers - 09-10-2023, 06:05 PM

you don't travel the space in between point A and B when you teleport from point A and B


You have to walk through a doorway to use a doorway, which requires traveling the space in between the doorway


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Default Re: hello outer world dwellers - 09-11-2023, 05:18 AM

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you don't travel the space in between point A and B when you teleport from point A and B


You have to walk through a doorway to use a doorway, which requires traveling the space in between the doorway
We have already covered the etymology of words like teleportation.

teleportation

Your interesting point about space and therefore distances may be addressed in some other familiar words.

intercommunicability .. RELATES TO: communication between

intracommunicability .. RELATES TO: communication within

telecommunicability .. RELATES TO: communication across*
* Separation from Malaysia in 1965 allowed Singapore to become independent as a sovereign state . . . As of 2022, there are two English and Mandarin language channels for free-to-air television and one Malay and one Tamil language channel . . . the airing of Mandarin advertisements on English language channels [is cited] as an instance of Chinese privilege, which is then exacerbated when these advertisements are not subtitled . . . Unintelligible telecommunicability is therefore cited as an example of Chinese privilege .. https://www.journals.uchicago.edu/doi/10.1086/722622
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you don't travel the space in between point A and B when you teleport from point A and B


Nevertheless, points A and B have different locations. Regardless of how one relocated from A to B, one finishes up at a different location. Say if I departed where I am (A) and teleported to where you are (B) although no space would have been traversed—due to the portal—if you were 1 light year distant, surely you'd be a year older when I arrived than when I entered the portal? And upon my return, everything at (A) would have aged 2 years? I follows then that regardless of our timeframes, the pervading darkness from its perspective would be arriving instantaneously. Are you speaking on behalf of the pervading darkness or on behalf of its emergence in the inner world? You seem to be suggesting that it's in transit. (I doubt that pervading darkness has what would normally be called location.)
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Default Re: hello outer world dwellers - 09-16-2023, 07:45 PM

how do you think I should be saved


are the pentecostals right, or the catholics, or the eastern orthodox?


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Default Re: hello outer world dwellers - 09-16-2023, 08:12 PM

Not having any particular interest in the matter myself, I asked my younger children if they had an answer to your first question:
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I think the best response came from Thomas (aged 5) who suggested "in a pickle jar".

The answer to your second question is very much simpler. It is "No."


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Default Re: hello outer world dwellers - 09-16-2023, 09:17 PM

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Not having any particular interest in the matter myself, I asked my younger children if they had an answer to your first question: I think the best response came from Thomas (aged 5) who suggested "in a pickle jar".

The answer to your second question is very much simpler. It is "No."
Oh, my! Your Thomas is quite clever — and amusing — I must say, dear Sister Joanna. I mentioned this to my sister (Agatha), and Aggie's response to Miss Brat is, "has she never heard of mummification?"




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are the pentecostals right, or the catholics, or the eastern orthodox?
As a former Pentecostal, I can assure you that it's best to stay away from that cult. My dear Daddy was a Pentecostal evangelist for decades, holding both indoor church services and revival meetings in tent services. So, I am — most assuredly — a very reliable source of knowledge about what those services are like. For one thing, the dancing with rattlesnakes becomes a bit tedious after a while. I don't know how many times we had to replace the carpeting in the church because of blood stains as the bodies were carried out! Then, there is the babbling and mumbo-jumbo that goes on, with people crying and fainting, and getting carried away with excessive emotion. And, for another thing, the vast majority of Pentecostal preachers are complete kooks. There. I've said it. Yes, they are kooks (Daddy was a rare exception), just like this certified crackpot:



Now, then; as for the Cathyolicks, well, everybody knows that they are going straight to , which is precisely where they belong for making their parishioners worship Mary instead of the . One need only to read some of Mr. Romeo Rovagnati's ramblings on this very site to see how deluded he is, just like the rest of the Cathyolicks!



And, the Eastern Orthodox sect? Well, they're just another form of Cathyolistic nonsense, with their priests wearing female attire (gowns, big hats, you name it.)



The only solution for you, dear Miss Brat, is here: at , ! Won't you let the Lord into your life, as you promise to serve faithfully, and to honor Father, Almighty , in all that you do?

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Default Re: hello outer world dwellers - 09-17-2023, 04:17 AM

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are the pentecostals right, or the catholics, or the eastern orthodox?
There's a fence.

It's not red or white,
Left or right,
False or true -
Which side are you?
On.

Some folk are dense.

They have this book,
They take a look,
Don't like it much -
"It's just a crutch!"
They say.

Their lives are tense.

But if you think the book is real,
Then pain and grief is what you'll feel,
Till one dark day you drop down dead -
Saved at last by words popes said?
Not.

Here's my two cents.

The book has laws,
You read each clause,
"Which place keeps these?"
Yes, it's that eas
Y.


Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.
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