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Jesus Kindly Prepare to be Raptured to Heaven — Sooner Than You Think! - 11-18-2023, 10:10 PM

Well, I must say, dear Brothers and Sisters of : with all of the fuss and mess in the Middle East — what with the Joos and Moo-slimes bombing each other — it is only natural that the should make dramatic move, and rapture all believers to safety in Heaven — and it could happen today!

Revelation 22:20 "He which testifieth these things saith, Surely I come quickly. Amen. Even so, come, ."

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New York Times bestselling author Jerry B. Jenkins is urging Christians to be ready because, he says, the pre-rapture End Times prophecies have been fulfilled.

Jenkins, who is well known for his End Times real series Left Behind, is also the author of The Chosen books, which coincide with his son’s hit series “The Chosen,” for which he's completed the third novel.

With war breaking out between Israel and Hamas, Jenkins believes Christians are watching and living through the prophetic timeline.

"It's clear, we're heading for something and it seems sooner than ever now,” he told CP. “The prophecies do say that Israel will be attacked from all sides, which seems like that's happening now. And then it says that the Great Bear of the North and the great army from the East will also attack.

"Dr. LaHaye, who's now been gone for seven years, he believed that the bear was Russia, and the army from the East was China. And I think there's some real evidence for that. We really need to keep an eye on that.”

"Nobody knows the day or the hour, not even the Son of Man. He (Jesus) didn't know, so it's sort of folly for us to try to predict the day or the hour. But also, I think all the prophecies have been fulfilled that need to be before the rapture, so it could be today,” Jenkins added.

"Now that should be an urgent call for us to keep making sure that people aren't left behind and telling them the truth,” he added.
https://www.christianpost.com/news/l...rophecies.html

What glorious news this is. Imagine! We could be seeing sooner than we think, and living with in Heaven forever. Can you just picture the overwhelming joy when He escorts each of us to our mansion, on gold-paved streets? Oh, it will be just like when Dorothy and Toto reached the Emerald City — only better!

John 14:2 "In my Father's house are many mansions: if it were not so, I would have told you. I go to prepare a place for you."

Revelation 21:18-21:
18 And the building of the wall of it was of jasper: and the city was pure gold, like unto clear glass.
19 And the foundations of the wall of the city were garnished with all manner of precious stones. The first foundation was jasper; the second, sapphire; the third, a chalcedony; the fourth, an emerald;
20 The fifth, sardonyx; the sixth, sardius; the seventh, chrysolyte; the eighth, beryl; the ninth, a topaz; the tenth, a chrysoprasus; the eleventh, a jacinth; the twelfth, an amethyst.
21 And the twelve gates were twelve pearls: every several gate was of one pearl: and the street of the city was pure gold, as it were transparent glass.



May the Almighty be praised for wondrous love, and for unending care to servants — here, at !




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Default Re: Kindly Prepare to be Raptured to Heaven — Sooner Than You Think! - 11-18-2023, 10:48 PM

Thank you so much, Sister, for sharing what (if true) must be the best news since the rather disappointing covidian so-called-pandemic.

I don't think that we need Jerry B. Jenkins, whoever he may be, to urge us to be prepared. But it is an act of kindness to alert the UnSaved to their imminent fate.


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Jesus Re: Kindly Prepare to be Raptured to Heaven — Sooner Than You Think! - 11-18-2023, 11:46 PM

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Thank you so much, Sister, for sharing what (if true) must be the best news since the rather disappointing covidian so-called-pandemic.

I don't think that we need Jerry B. Jenkins, whoever he may be, to urge us to be prepared. But it is an act of kindness to alert the UnSaved to their imminent fate.
Oh, you are entirely welcome, dear Sister Joanna; and, you are quite correct: WE do not need to be reminded to be prepared, because we people ARE prepared — prepared, and ready for the glorious Rapture! It's those other sad-sack, fake "Christians" who need to worry, though; such as the ones who make fun of this very important and terribly serious event — people who think it's funny to laugh about the Will of Almighty !










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Default Re: Kindly Prepare to be Raptured to Heaven — Sooner Than You Think! - 11-18-2023, 11:52 PM

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Oh, you are entirely welcome, dear Sister Joanna; and, you are quite correct: WE do not need to be reminded to be prepared, because we people ARE prepared — prepared, and ready for the glorious Rapture! It's those other sad-sack, fake "Christians" who need to worry, though; such as the ones who make fun of this very important and terribly serious event — people who think it's funny to laugh about the Will of Almighty !

Let sinners laugh at end of times prophesy. We are ready. We will have the last laugh.


Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Well, those sinners can laugh all they want, dear Brother Mayor Hold, but they will not be laughing when the blessed Rapture does happen. They will know misery and sorrow unlike anything they've ever experienced before!

I Thessalonians 4:17 "Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the in the air: and so shall we ever be with the ."

Matthew 24:29-31:
29 Immediately after the tribulation of those days shall the sun be darkened, and the moon shall not give her light, and the stars shall fall from heaven, and the powers of the heavens shall be shaken:
30 And then shall appear the sign of the Son of man in heaven: and then shall all the tribes of the earth mourn, and they shall see the Son of man coming in the clouds of heaven with power and great glory.
31 And he shall send his angels with a great sound of a trumpet, and they shall gather together his elect from the four winds, from one end of heaven to the other.

Sister Rexella explains it all so very carefully in the video below, so there will be no excuse when those wretched sinners stand before on the Day of Judgment!

Matthew 12:36 "But I say unto you, That every idle word that men shall speak, they shall give account thereof in the day of judgment."





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Default Re: Kindly Prepare to be Raptured to Heaven — Sooner Than You Think! - 11-19-2023, 02:20 AM

Dearest Great Granny White,

I can't help but think that signing that power of attorney is all the more urgent considering the rupture that could happen even before you read this. In the name of Rexella, it would only take a few moments for me to handle your estate properly before the joo lawyers of Landover squander it all.


These are truly the End Times despite how often we have heard this before. You know mother and dad are sinful papists who will be left behind so I am sure the state will take my inheritance when the devil rules this world. I will need something to comfort me. Have I not been your precious little darling cuddly sweet toddling little great grand baby all these years?


Don't you savor all the memories of years past concerning me despite being separated from me until we found each other through Landover?


I need your love my most honored and saintly sweet great granny. You're so much more to me than a relative. You are a cherished bank account uh-I mean friend. I am sure you are weeping as the memories are flowing.


I can be ready for signatures and all that in moments. Don't let ruptures spoil the future.


Your innocent great man child,
BrotherLarry


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“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
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Default Re: Kindly Prepare to be Raptured to Heaven — Sooner Than You Think! - 11-21-2023, 12:47 AM

I am very old, my wife has been missing for ages, when I move everything hurts, when I don't move everything hurts, Biden makes me pay taxes.

It makes me very happy to hear the rapture will be here sooner than we think!

Deuteronomy 9:3 "Understand therefore this day, that the Lord thy God is he which goeth over before thee; as a consuming fire he shall destroy them, and he shall bring them down before thy face: so shalt thou drive them out, and destroy them quickly, as the Lord hath said unto thee."

It always warms my heart, God's awesome Holy Scripture!


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I am very old, my wife has been missing for ages, when I move everything hurts, when I don't move everything hurts, Biden makes me pay taxes.
Oh, poor you; dear, dear Brother Cranky. I can empathize — most certainly — with the aches and pains that one acquires as one gets a few steps closer to Heaven's door. And, I do hope that you will feel much better and receive blessed comfort soon. In ' Name I pray!




But, fret not, dear Brother. It will all be worth it when we see As you have so wisely said, "It makes me very happy to hear the rapture will be here sooner than we think!" That should be more than enough to relieve any agony that you are suffering. And, kindly remember: If the can heal water, then he can heal you, too.

II Kings 2:21 "And he went forth unto the spring of the waters, and cast the salt in there, and said, Thus saith the , I have healed these waters; there shall not be from thence any more death or barren land."

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It makes me very happy to hear the rapture will be here sooner than we think!

Deuteronomy 9:3 "Understand therefore this day, that the Lord thy God is he which goeth over before thee; as a consuming fire he shall destroy them, and he shall bring them down before thy face: so shalt thou drive them out, and destroy them quickly, as the Lord hath said unto thee."

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Default Re: Kindly Prepare to be Raptured to Heaven — Sooner Than You Think! - 11-23-2023, 06:11 PM

Alas, there has been talk of some sort of ceasefire over in Israel. Furthermore, interspersed with news stories of war and destruction, I keep spotting little accounts of Jewish people offering support to Arab-types. This is very disappointing. It seems like some Jews will go to any lengths to keep Jesus from returning.

Police arrested a man after videos appeared of him harassing a halal cart worker.


". . . what happened at the food cart has seemingly only brought people together.
'We have mostly Jewish customer in this building. [Two customers] made cake for us last night,' worker Bahaa Hassan said."

One point that needs to be made: The fellow doing the harassing was Jewish, and yet the person whom he was harassing was Arab. Arabs invented harassing, and Jews are naturally pushy. So, frankly, I don't see how any Arab could succumb to being harassed and I don't know how a person could distinguish normal Jewish behavior from what the police have labeled "harassment."


Either way, when Muslims and Jews start embracing the school of Kumbaya "Christianity", they're really just saying how much they hate Jesus.



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