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Default Re: Hey ho! - 11-14-2023, 05:03 AM

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What up! My name's Brenda Dyckman (pronounced dike-MANN not dick-MANN), my pronouns are they/she/gendy nooch. I'm from Boston go to Magic Carpet Alternative Faith Centre, I'm the protective services and woman's refuge outreach coordinator for Violence Against Girls Is Not Acceptable. We do counseling, CBT therapy, rehabilitation and intervention for women and girls in existential and domestic distress at the hands of men. Did you know 1 in 3 women (35.6%) in the US have experienced rape and/or physical violence by a male partner? That's crazy!

I see you guys are Christians, I dig it, but some stuff on here is pretty wild, and inappropriate. Ngl, I'm not your "traditional" woman. I don't do kitchen stuff, I can barely make grilled cheese without burning myself. I read the Bible when I was teen, no particular verse stands out, definitely flicked the bean to Song of Solomon, that was a moment.


I come to your site as a force of love. So much hurt and trauma here. I found Jesus and see Her face up close. I'm about to get real, so if you don't want to read this, look away:

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Know this Landover, and stumble over your ancient scrolls and everything you thought you knew, because the truth WILL BLOW YOUR MIND!


Not a fan of man on woman violence I see. What is your opinion about chicken on chicken violence though?


Cockfighting is an American tradition, and our GOD GIVEN RIGHT!

Genesis 1:26 "And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth."

PETA, and The Humane Society are sworn enemies of God!
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Default Re: Hey ho! - 11-14-2023, 07:12 AM

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I'm a complex person and my mind works on an abstract spectrum. Don't let it intimidate you.
All mental processes are abstract. Neurological processes are concrete: moving nerves (or parts of nerves) – and how often does it get brought up here that demonic activity is in fact neurological and that devils aren't real?

Now a devil may not be concrete, in the way a nerve or a haystack is concrete, but that doesn't mean that they're not real any more than claiming a mental process is not real because it's not concrete. It's abstract. (There is no abstract spectrum, either something is abstract or it isn't.)

Interactions with the concrete world are interesting. "There is no communication without movement" would be the go-to axiom here. And yet abstract concepts can be communicated.
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Maniacs will spout nonsense about how can one know one is not utterly isolated in the universe i.e.  the universe one perceives and that whole life experiences are not simulations programmed in somehow [the word "somehow" is doing a lot of work there] with you and me and King Charles and Mister Xi simply being elements ["objects" in the programming sense] of an overall strategy? This is irrelevant because whether interactions ["subroutines"] are between strings of data ["variables" in an object-oriented programming language pulled out from some sort of block memory to be operated upon] or not, the interaction itself would be unaffected. It is wholly contained within whatever definition of reality or simulation or hallucination one prefers.
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If devils can levitate an oak table, a concrete thing not amenable to magnetic fields, how much simpler would it be to levitate a few nerve cells, which are? And right there: is it more common for tables to fly about or for people to hear voices? God explains that in the latter times—that means now—seducing spirits† will promote devilish ideas relating to marriage, meat, The Truth and thanksgiving. In order for these ideas to be communicated, whether we're isolated vat-brains in a programmed universe requiring something even more complex to run it or not, some movement is necessary. A table could be made to glow and levitated very fast over a pattern forming words:
I'm sure you get the idea: but this is very uncommon. Far simpler to simply move the few nerves required to evoke an auditory perception. Amongst those devils' murmurings, could the voice of The Lord be heard? That would depend on the extent to which you'd embraced them. Jesus not only heard the voice but accompanied the speaker up a mountain, where He was offered riches and concubines, gemstones, hashish, banquets and fine wine – get this though: He declined to embrace the offer and remained in touch with what you probably call His Higher Self. NOT doing that, identifying the voices as somehow part of oneself, IS embracing them. God calls this partaking of the table of devils‡ enabling us to say that, no, The Lord surely does not speak amongst the voices you've described.

I hope this is helpful for you.

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Not a fan of man on woman violence I see. What is your opinion about chicken on chicken violence though?

If you get a good omlette, who cares if the chicken likes you?
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Default Re: Hey ho! - 11-14-2023, 03:38 PM

Sister Brenda

I am so pleased that Great Granny White is ministering to you. I ask that you show her every courtesy not only because I am one of her heirs but because she is an example for all women in her purity and devotion to Christ. Her wealth is secondary to me but always crosses my mind as I journey through this life.


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Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
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Default Re: Hey ho! - 11-14-2023, 03:49 PM

I know I'm a stranger here still, but Larry, maybe, you can convince her to leave a codicil for me, if you get my drift.
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I know I'm a stranger here still, but Larry, maybe, you can convince her to leave a codicil for me, if you get my drift.
Sweetie, Sister Isabella's estate belongs to Jesus. She might be planning to throw some scraps to Brother Larry, but it is the Landover Baptist Church that inherits most of it. Pastor Zeke's () mission trips don't pay for themselves, after all.
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I know I'm a stranger here still, but Larry, maybe, you can convince her to leave a codicil for me, if you get my drift.
What in Heaven's good name is the meaning of this intrusion, Miss Brenda?! I am grateful to Sister Basilissa for correcting you here — you, you ungrateful ingrate! And, I will have you know that dear Brother Larry would do no such thing as to let your grubby fingers hands get near anything that is related to my estate!

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Sweetie, Sister Isabella's estate belongs to Jesus. She might be planning to throw some scraps to Brother Larry, but it is the Landover Baptist Church that inherits most of it. Pastor Zeke's () mission trips don't pay for themselves, after all.
Thank you ever so kindly, dear Sister Basilissa. We cannot be too careful here, especially when Satan has his clutches out to get that which is belonging to the !

I Peter 5:8 "Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour:"

Yes, it is true that much of my estate will be left to our beloved , as he so very greatly needs more funding for his private, jet aeroplane (and associated costs in maintaining this for ministerial purposes.) Oh, yes, and it is true that dear Great-Grandbaby Brother Larry will benefit from the proceeds from my collection of precious epergnes, tureens and gilded bird cages, but that is somewhat minor in comparison to the funding that will receive. As for Miss Brenda, well, in addition to her having the audacity in trying to influence dear Brother Larry, I doubt so very much that she would appreciate — or know — the difference between a soup tureen and a sauce tureen, in the first place!
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Default Re: Hey ho! - 11-14-2023, 05:17 PM

Hey, grub is grub, doesn't matter if it's served fancy or not.
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I suggest you to stop importunanting the users of this forum and instead do something about you sin of gluttony. Have you ever tought about fasting?
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Default Re: Hey ho! - 11-15-2023, 03:26 PM

Of course. All the gals at the Dykes N Bikes convention know how fast I am!
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My grandfather told me that Sister Isabella was considered quite the catch back in her day. She has truly aged most gracefully, especially for a woman. I hope I will be half as spry as she is when I am half her age.


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She's well-preserved. The mauve-rinse job is a bit dated, but I dig her stubble.
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My grandfather told me that Sister Isabella was considered quite the catch back in her day. She has truly aged most gracefully, especially for a woman. I hope I will be half as spry as she is when I am half her age.
Oh, my! Well, that is awfully nice and ever so kind of you to mention this, my dear WWJD; and, I do thank you immensely — from out of the unfathomable depths of the goodness of my heart!

I must say, that I come from a line of women who have always put first in their lives. And, as the first photograph shows, we are very determined and devout — unswayed! — in our beliefs and dedication. And, just for your information, that's Aunt Lulabelle on the left, with Mother's cousin, Victoria Rose, in the middle, and Mother on the right. You can see, quite easily, how I share Mother's no-nonsense approach to life. Now, then, when I was much younger, I was standing for the Gospel very strongly, and rebuking sinners, even in those days, as you shall see in the second photograph. So, the personal witnessing continues to this very day. And, I continue to do this, out of gratitude for the many, long years that the good has given to me. Praise blessed Name!

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Default Re: Hey ho! - 11-15-2023, 09:58 PM

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Oh, my! Well, that is awfully nice and ever so kind of you to mention this, my dear WWJD; and, I do thank you immensely — from out of the unfathomable depths of the goodness of my heart!

I must say, that I come from a line of women who have always put first in their lives. And, as the first photograph shows, we are very determined and devout — unswayed! — in our beliefs and dedication. And, just for your information, that's Aunt Lulabelle on the left, with mother's cousin, Victoria Rose, in the middle, and Mother on the right. You can see, quite easily, how I share Mother's no-nonsense approach to life. Now, then, when I was much younger, I was standing for the Gospel very strongly, and rebuking sinners, even in those days, as you shall see in the second photograph. So, the personal witnessing continues to this very day. And, I continue to do this, out of gratitude for the many, long years that the good has given to me. Praise blessed Name!

Proverbs 9:11 "For by me thy days shall be multiplied, and the years of thy life shall be increased."

Psalm 91:16 "With long life will I satisfy , and shew my salvation."
Dearest Great Granny


Wasn't that 2nd photo taken when the neighbor boy was playing devil music on his clarinet? I just seem to remember that expression when he was supposed to be playing Claire de Lune but he was instead playing You Shook me All Night Long.


Maybe it's just emblazoned on my memory.


I remember you had a similar look when Mama told you she was converting to Catholicism because of Daddy.


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Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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Default Re: Hey ho! - 11-16-2023, 12:34 AM

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Those old biddies look like they haven't had their beans flicked in centuries.
Can someone please translate this to American? I don't speak bean.


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James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Default Re: Hey ho! - 11-16-2023, 12:50 AM

Scenebean is sort of of 2010 millennial counterculture. I was too old for it, but doesn't stop me from attending raves and seeing all the cool goth chicks.
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Scenebean is sort of of 2010 millennial counterculture. I was too old for it, but doesn't stop me from attending raves and seeing all the cool goth chicks.
Goths? At a rave?


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Absentootenlootlie!

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Default Re: Hey ho! - 11-18-2023, 09:31 AM

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My ***actually, it's your brain that needs fixin'***.






How do I make myself presentable for men? Clearly this is a matter of faith, confidence and purity and I need solid advice from the learnt folk here. Please.

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