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Default Re: Hello! - 01-10-2024, 05:08 PM

Oh, Great Granny, how I cherish your recommendation. I am willing to extend a .05 percent discount if she has need of my services. Of course I will also service her husband if he prefers to handle my business.

Funny story about when I did Camilla's cleaning. It caused quite a stir when I thought the horse was King Charles. As sister Vasey can attest, it might be a while before I am called upon to service their studs or mares. And by the way that Harry Sussex is a stud.


Oh well. Gay Paris is only a train ride away.


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Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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Default Re: Hello! - 01-10-2024, 05:23 PM

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Greetings in the Purest Name of Names: That of Jesus Christ.

I must gently rebuke you for referring to your husbandman as lovely and your father as pop. Neither are befitting of a Christian female of the weaker gender, and imply disrespect for us obviously stronger and more intelligent males .


Rebuke finished.


I have visited your village of Beckley and stayed in one your lodging institutions. I dined at a restaurant across the street where 3 burly handsome and masculine men implied I was a gay person because my shirt and shoes were pink. Being one of the most straight people you could meet, I was mortified and vowed never to minister there again.


You see, my calling in life other than horse dentistry is bringing men to their knees wherever I travel. I love hearing them cry out to God as I lay my hands all over- um- on them.


I see my dear sweet great granny Isabella has greeted you. Did I mention how generous she is? It is one of her special qualities. You would do well to use her as a mentor, as her knowledge of propriety is impeccable.


I offer you a spot on my prayer list after a 3 week probationary period. I assure you my intentions are pure as I am sinless for the most part.


May our Lord continue to work on you, madam, and give my best to your spouse.


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Hello, Brother Larry. My husband read your comment to me and has told me to abstain from those words when referring to him or my father. I have vowed to remove those words from my vernacular all together. Thank you for your guidance under the provision of the LORD. He sends his best back to you and your family.


I find your experience in Beckley surprising! I cannot imagine what it was like in your shoes. P'shaw on those "men" (who may not even be MEN with how people are nowadays tied with the fact that they cannot clearly spot a heterosexual MAN when they see one...) for making such assumptions about an individual devoted to the LORD. I pray you receive the solace to thrive in the LORD'S LIGHT after such a situation!


Your beloved granny shows many aspects of being a great mentor, devoted sister, and follower of the LORD, and I extend gratitude to you and her for your welcome on this site.


I noticed you mentioned equestrian life in your statement. My husband, Joseph, and I own three ponies that he inherited from his father. Would you like to see them? They sure would need a GOD-FEARING dentist shortly!


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Default Re: Hello! - 01-10-2024, 07:36 PM

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Definitely not. The islamo-bin-liner look directly opposes God (although perhaps not the foibles of their gurus) and is associated with prostitution.

No comment is necessary from me to highlight these facts: they're right there in The Bible: maximal tarts, minor trollops, common – they all covered their faces. A single chapter is necessary; Judah has been doing whatever and comes upon this dame all tarted up (the mind boggles but a visit to Morocco would be illuminating)
Genesis 38:15-16 When Judah saw her, he thought her to be an harlot; because she had covered her face. And he turned unto her by the way, and said, Go to, I pray thee, let me come in unto thee . . . And she said, What wilt thou give me, that thou mayest come in unto me?
• more here – https://www.kingjamesbibleonline.org/Genesis-Chapter-38/

The upshot is, do you want to look like a or do you want to be attractive for your owner? Covering to the LORD'S standards does NOT include coverings purposed to conceal faces. His standard clearly differentiates prostitutes from normal people. And that is achieved by degrees of covering, head, knees or other.
Dear Sister, I appreciate your TRUTH-filled response to the question. I do NOT want to be associated with ANY actions a HARLOT would indulge in. The thought of it alone is enough to make a GOD-FEARING woman shiver.


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Bible Re: Hello! - 01-10-2024, 07:57 PM

I must thank you, dear Mrs. Jones, for your kind words. It is my prayer that you will learn much during your time at . As the daughter of a Pentecostal evangelist, I have been in the church for many decades, and it won't be all that long until I enter a new decade. There is much to learn here, and we are only too happy to share it with you.

Titus 2:3-5:
3 The aged women likewise, that they be in behaviour as becometh holiness, not false accusers, not given to much wine, teachers of good things;
4 That they may teach the young women to be sober, to love their husbands, to love their children,
5 To be discreet, chaste, keepers at home, good, obedient to their own husbands, that the word of be not blasphemed.

In my earlier postings, I had intended (but forgot) to invite you to browse through the many uplifting, practical and useful messages at Auntie Flo's Prayer Shack for Women. There, you will find many topics that will help you with your home life, raising a family, cooking, etc. The link to that forum is here:

https://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=14

Oh! And, speaking of cooking, I do thank you ever so much for your stew recipe. It sounds absolutely delicious, and I am sure that it will be so tasty during the cold months of winter. I like how you have so kindly pointed out the significance of the various ingredients. If I may, I should also like to mention that the wine could be a reminder of the great sacrifice that made on Calvary's cross, when He shed his blessed as payment for our sins.

I John 1:7 " But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the of Son cleanseth us from all sin."

Well, I must be off for now, Dear. The ladies are about to arrive for this week's McGill Street Ladies' Wednesday Afternoon Bible Study, Prayer Meeting and Tea & Social. I am sure that we will chat again soon. May the bless you.




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Default Re: Hello! - 01-11-2024, 04:59 PM

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Hello, dear Brother. Upon consultation with my husband, he agreed to let me share the ingredients to my mother's "Salvation Stew" which incorporates biblical elements alongside in the mix!
Dear, what Brother Toole was gently trying to tell you, was to venture out of your introductory thread and post in other forums. With your current status you can post wherever you wish, you just cannot create new threads.
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Default Re: Hello! - 01-13-2024, 12:57 AM

She is clearly a woman as it takes her a while to understand. I am certain as soon as she asks her husband she will figure it out.


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James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Default Re: Hello! - 01-13-2024, 09:03 AM

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I do NOT want to be associated with ANY actions a HARLOT would indulge in.
Shivering aside, you raised some interesting points: they could be developed here: https://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=1315420#post1315420



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