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Jesus Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion - 01-29-2019, 04:00 PM

A few years ago, I had some of these clown freaks show up at my motel. I was sitting in the lobby and I knew something was wrong when a junker car pulled up with the rap music blaring. Logically, I assumed that they were negroes, so you can imagine my shock when two white men got out of the car. Juggalos, not jigaboos. They were dressed like coons with the baggy pants and gold chains, but they had their faces plastered in ridiculous makeup. I didn't know about the juggalo menace at the time, so I didn't know what to make of these wigger clowns. They came into my lobby reeking of sweat and what I can only assume is marijuana smoke, swigging bottles of something called "Fag-o" and cursing. I can tell you, at this point these boys had very little chance of getting a room key.

"Yo ninja," said one of them. I scanned the shadows for a sneaky Jap and then returned my attention to these circus freaks. "We on our way to the gathering. You down with the clown, son?" I asked them if they'd been in a car accident, because they seemed to be brain damaged, and offered to call them an ambulance. "You're the one that's gonna need an amber-lamps, beotch!" the carnie shrieked. At this point, he starting threatening me with a friend he called the "hatchet man," so I brought my rifle to bear, ready to stand my ground. Those sissy thugs hightailed it out the door and sped off in their little clown car.


I called the police and reported them. They were arrested on counts of marijuana possession and driving while intoxicated. I pressed charges for the death threats as well. They ended up being convicted and served three years in prison. The story has a happy ending: one of them was shanked by a member of the Aryan Brotherhood and died. The other one abandoned the ICP cult and became a born again Christian. Shout glory!


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Scared Re: Juggalo - Another False Religion - 01-30-2019, 12:01 AM

I am sure this was a harrowing experience. Praise Christ the King for His Perfect Protection! This is worse than the time I was walking along and two Mormon missionaries tried to pass me a Book of Mormon. Frightening, but disgusting. I rebuked them in Jesus Name.




PS: If I were you, I would put a sign saying "ABSOLUTELY NO LDS ALLOWED IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT!" You might want to use more than one exclamation point. The reason I say LDS instead of Mormon is that so many of them identify that way thinking people won't know what it is. Sneaky little heretics.


Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
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PS: If I were you, I would put a sign saying "ABSOLUTELY NO LDS ALLOWED IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT!" You might want to use more than one exclamation point. The reason I say LDS instead of Mormon is that so many of them identify that way thinking people won't know what it is. Sneaky little heretics.
Great suggestion, Brother Larry. I already have a similar sign, but I could always add to it. The Lord's enemies are legion.



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