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Default Re: When is it right to beat a woman? - 09-05-2008, 11:48 PM

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if you were sinless you too could atone for the sins of your fellow men. I think you should think of helping others instead of calling them non believers.

Is charity not the work of god.

I may not be a true believer in christ but i know my bible stories.
You don't even know how to use your "shift" key.

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Default Re: When is it right to beat a woman? - 09-05-2008, 11:57 PM

If I did not know how to use the shift why is everything else capitalized other than that one letter.

How does me not using a shift key effect what I have to say. How does it make what I say any less valid or reasonable. Is that all that you can say to prove me wrong? Tell me that I can not use a shift key when I have proven that I can? Or to tell me that this is not a debate? Your point is not seen to me. I am here to help you. To help you understand what you are really saying.
All you have been saying has even more decreased the thought, in my mind, that there could be a God. Because if this is the way he wanted us to live I would not follow.
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Default Re: When is it right to beat a woman? - 09-06-2008, 12:01 AM

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If I did not know how to use the shift why is everything else capitalized other than that one letter.

How does me not using a shift key effect what I have to say. How does it make what I say any less valid or reasonable. Is that all that you can say to prove me wrong? Tell me that I can not use a shift key when I have proven that I can? Or to tell me that this is not a debate? Your point is not seen to me. I am here to help you. To help you understand what you are really saying.
All you have been saying has even more decreased the thought, in my mind, that there could be a God. Because if this is the way he wanted us to live I would not follow.
Okay, does anyone understand what this chink is talking about? I can't make heads nor tails of his gibberish.


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Default Re: When is it right to beat a woman? - 09-06-2008, 12:10 AM

Well if you can not understand what I am saying then you might want to learn to read. Or maybe you need to read what I was answering, that would be the statement that you posted. Would you like me to put it in layman's terms for you?

You don't even know how to use your "shift" key.

This is not a valid argument. It does not prove me wrong or you right in anyway. Also, I have used the shift key constantly, excluding that one instance. For that I am sorry that I am a human and that I can make mistakes.
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Default Re: When is it right to beat a woman? - 09-06-2008, 12:12 AM

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Well if you can not understand what I am saying then you might want to learn to read. Or maybe you need to read what I was answering, that would be the statement that you posted. Would you like me to put it in layman's terms for you?

You don't even know how to use your "shift" key.

This is not a valid argument. It does not prove me wrong or you right in anyway. Also, I have used the shift key constantly, excluding that one instance. For that I am sorry that I am a human and that I can make mistakes.
Apology accepted.

Now then, why don't you go ahead and make your own introduction in the proper section, as I have asked you to do previously? Tell all about yourself, and how much smarter you fancy yourself to be than us, and how you know God's Plan better than True Christians™. I'm sure we'd all be entertained interested in learning more about you.


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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: When is it right to beat a woman? - 09-06-2008, 12:16 AM

If you do not believe that I am smarter than you check your spelling. I am able to spell simple words such as "do." No one can say the same for you? I expect a true apology from you, and not the sarcastic one that I gave you.
So are you not human? Because of the context of you accepting my apology you have called yourself something other than human. Human is god's creation, not the beast that you are.
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Default Re: When is it right to beat a woman? - 09-06-2008, 12:24 AM

So that is what you do? You can insult me but when I do the same to you I get banned? Hypocrite.
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Default Re: When is it right to beat a woman? - 09-06-2008, 01:37 AM

what gives you the right to patronize and mock someone about what they believe and feel? isn't that being a little hypocritical of you? you shove your primitive, barbarick beliefs on people..telling them that it is God's will that a man strike a woman, but when someone comes up with a rebutal, you insult them and ignore them. is that God's will?
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Default Re: When is it right to beat a woman? - 09-06-2008, 01:45 AM

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what gives you the right to patronize and mock someone about what they believe and feel? isn't that being a little hypocritical of you? you shove your primitive, barbarick beliefs on people..telling them that it is God's will that a man strike a woman, but when someone comes up with a rebutal, you insult them and ignore them. is that God's will?
I am a True Christian ™ Pastor, Saved© by the Grace of God and thus sin-free.

You are a wad of unsaved scum, lost, hellbound, deluded and steeped in perverted sin.

That's what gives me the right. Amen!


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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: When is it right to beat a woman? - 09-06-2008, 01:49 AM

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I am a True Christian ™ Pastor, Saved© by the Grace of God and thus sin-free.

You are a wad of unsaved scum, lost, hellbound, deluded and steeped in perverted sin.

That's what gives me the right. Amen!

you presume to know so much about me based on one opinion of mine. and how can you say such venomous, spiteful, evil things to a complete stranger and expect God to just be ok with you condeming one of his children...for all you know i could be a child of salvation, born by the grace of God
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Default Re: When is it right to beat a woman? - 09-06-2008, 01:08 PM

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Believe me boy-o, there is nothing of yours that I wish to rub.
That's an obvious lie. Did you know that one of my Bibles is autographed by Pastor Al E. Pistle himself? How could anyone not want to rub that?
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She has the right to defend herself because you attacked her, you misogynist idiot.
Where does it say any of this in the Bible? I suppose when we attack Iran, you'll claim the towelheads have the right to defend themselves as well? I knew you were a despicable Freedom-hater, but openly calling for the killing of American troops is a new low, even for you.
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I don't allow anyone to hit me.
Allow? You seem to have misunderstood something here. When Jesus tells me someone needs a black eye, I don't ask their permission first.
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There is a reason that no one cast a stone, including jesus christ.
Are you really claiming Jesus doesn't punish anyone? Have you read the Bible? Have you ever even heard of it?
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Do you abide in your christ every day, hour, second?
No, but He watches over us every second of every day. That is what keeps us from sin.
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I'm confused. Are you claiming that Pastor Ezekiel is the only person who have ever achieved perfection? Friend, while I understand that he is quite reminiscent of Jesus, they're not actually the same person, and you'd do well to remember that before you start praying to Ezekiel like some bizarre Baptist Papist.
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If I did not know how to use the shift why is everything else capitalized other than that one letter.
If you know how to use the English language why do your questions not finish with question marks?
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How does it make what I say any less valid or reasonable.
Friend, it would require a monumental effort to make what you're saying any less valid or reasonable.
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I am here to help you.
Great. When I need my shopping bagged, I'll let you know (or else just get that woman to do it. Despite being female, and currently having one arm in a sling, she still seems more competent than you).
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All you have been saying has even more decreased the thought, in my mind, that there could be a God. Because if this is the way he wanted us to live I would not follow.
I think "thought" and "mind" might be slightly strong terms to use when describing the inside of your head. Why do you hate Christ?
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I am sorry that I am a human.
Apologising for not being a monkey or a dog? This is where evilutionism gets you, people: Vegan terrorists like this imbecile running around the place apologising to everyone in sight for the fact that they have opposable thumbs. Do you poop on the floor and fling it at passersby in imitation of your monkey gods?
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No one can say the same for you?
So is your policy to make up for not ending questions with question marks by randomly dumping them at the end of sentences that aren't questions, in the hope they'll balance out on average? That's not how it works, friend. Are you a dadaist? God hates that.
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God created the animals as well. Everything is God's creation. If Pastor Ezekiel was a worm, he'd still be God's worm, and don't you forget it!
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but when someone comes up with a rebutal, you insult them and ignore them.
That's not even possible, you daft wench! Do you know what the word "ignore" means?
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you presume to know so much about me based on one opinion of mine. and how can you say such venomous, spiteful, evil things to a complete stranger
Venomous? Spiteful? Evil? Friend, I started this thread because I had a very troubling dilemma and needed to seek spiritual advice from my Brothers In Christ. You and your freedom-hating buddies came in here and started making personal attacks on us. Who's the spiteful one here?
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Default Re: When is it right to beat a woman? - 09-06-2008, 04:05 PM

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If I did not know how to use the shift why is everything else capitalized other than that one letter.

How does me not using a shift key effect what I have to say. How does it make what I say any less valid or reasonable. Is that all that you can say to prove me wrong? Tell me that I can not use a shift key when I have proven that I can? Or to tell me that this is not a debate? Your point is not seen to me. I am here to help you. To help you understand what you are really saying.
All you have been saying has even more decreased the thought, in my mind, that there could be a God. Because if this is the way he wanted us to live I would not follow.
English isn't your first language then ?




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Default Re: When is it right to beat a woman? - 09-06-2008, 04:10 PM

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If you do not believe that I am smarter than you check your spelling. I am able to spell simple words such as "do." No one can say the same for you? I expect a true apology from you, and not the sarcastic one that I gave you.
So are you not human? Because of the context of you accepting my apology you have called yourself something other than human. Human is god's creation, not the beast that you are.
English really isn't something you're used to is it ?

By the way... if you're going to make stupid statements, back them up...
All that donkey's rear endedness you posted about spelling !

If you read round it you would find that spelling has zero status as an indicator of intelligence.
If you don't believe me just ask any dixslecsis preson.




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Default Re: When is it right to beat a woman? - 09-06-2008, 08:22 PM

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That's an obvious lie. Did you know that one of my Bibles is autographed by Pastor Al E. Pistle himself? How could anyone not want to rub that?

You go ahead and rub it all you want. I'll pass.

Where does it say any of this in the Bible? I suppose when we attack Iran, you'll claim the towelheads have the right to defend themselves as well? I knew you were a despicable Freedom-hater, but openly calling for the killing of American troops is a new low, even for you.

Actually, yes, they do have the right to defend themselves.

Allow? You seem to have misunderstood something here. When Jesus tells me someone needs a black eye, I don't ask their permission first.
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Believe me boy-o, there is nothing of yours that I wish to rub.

And who here has given you permission to use our Emoticons? I might have wished to use that particular one myself.
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Default Re: When is it right to beat a woman? - 09-06-2008, 08:48 PM

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Believe me boy-o, there is nothing of yours that I wish to rub.

And who here has given you permission to use our Emoticons? I might have wished to use that particular one myself.

are you saying that because they have used that particular Emoticon, now you can't? I don't really follow your logic (or lack there of it)
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Default Re: When is it right to beat a woman? - 09-06-2008, 08:52 PM

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Just remember - I hit back.
If that is the case, you have rebelled against GOD farther than we all thought.

It would then be prudent for three or four Godly True Christian men to gather around you and chastise you thoroughly until the devil had been driven away from you.

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Default Re: When is it right to beat a woman? - 09-06-2008, 08:55 PM

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If that is the case, you have rebelled against GOD farther than we all thought.

It would then be prudent for three or four Godly True Christian men to gather around you and chastize you thoroughly until the devil had been driven away from you.

Bones and muscles will heal, but damage to your soul is forever!

So to you, chastize is just another word for a gang beating? I feel so badly for you, truly I do, my heart goes out to you for you to think so demonic acts are alright and encouage by God
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So to you, chastize is just another word for a gang beating? I feel so badly for you, truly I do, my heart goes out to you for you to think so demonic acts are alright and encouage by God
It's chastise not, 'chastize,' you unsaved idiot!

Now, a more educated Christian person would know that chastise means to punish for the purpose of correction. In the same way that a parent must strike a child to set his feet upon the path of holiness, so we men must occasionally strike our women to keep them pure.

If Bucket of Spit has rebelled so far as to fight back against the loving but stern hand of a Christian man, she is possessed by satan!!!

Would you rather be sore for a few days on earth or spend eternity in a literal lake of fire?



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Default Re: When is it right to beat a woman? - 09-06-2008, 09:13 PM

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It's chastise not, 'chastize,' you unsaved idiot!

Now, a more educated Christian person would know that chastise means to punish for the purpose of correction. In the same way that a parent must strike a child to set his feet upon the path of holiness, so we men must occasionally strike our women to keep them pure.

If Bucket of Spit has rebelled so far as to fight back against the loving but stern hand of a Christian man, she is possessed by satan!!!

Would you rather be sore for a few days on earth or spend eternity in a literal lake of fire?

How can you presume to know that I will be damned for all eternity for a spelling error? What about men who aren't religious but just beat their wives for recreation where do you stand on that?
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