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Default Re: Stoning As Capital Punishment - 02-19-2010, 01:40 AM

This is a very cruel punishment, and it puts us in league with MUSLIMS. I do not think that trial by stoning is the best way to deal His justice. We should instead burn at the stake, and cleanse by holy fire.
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Default Re: Stoning As Capital Punishment - 02-19-2010, 02:01 AM

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This is a very cruel punishment, and it puts us in league with MUSLIMS. I do not think that trial by stoning is the best way to deal His justice. We should instead burn at the stake, and cleanse by holy fire.
Burning at the stake is good. Audiences love it, and I expect it will increase ticket sales. However, if Obama's Cap&Trade passes, we might be forced to buy carbon credits to do a burning, which will increase costs. Remember, stoning is a green technology.


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Default Re: Stoning As Capital Punishment - 02-19-2010, 02:16 AM

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Burning at the stake is good. Audiences love it, and I expect it will increase ticket sales. However, if Obama's Cap&Trade passes, we might be forced to buy carbon credits to do a burning, which will increase costs. Remember, stoning is a green technology.
It is a shame, but shouldn't tax exemption apply? I don't think we should yield to green fascism
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Default Re: Stoning As Capital Punishment - 02-20-2010, 12:09 AM

We could always stone them during the burning process. Burning would save the cost of a burial. I see that as good free market thinking. The people who like stonings get to stone and the people who like burnings get what they want. It's a win win situation.

I would love it if we had gospel music performed during the stoning/burning and plenty of mocking of the sinners as an example to young people not to sin.

Once again we see an example of the Godly magic of the free market.



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Default Re: Stoning As Capital Punishment - 02-20-2010, 01:40 AM

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I would love it if we had gospel music performed during the stoning/burning and plenty of mocking of the sinners as an example to young people not to sin.
Hmm...Actually, you've got some good ideas there. I do see business potential in execution aftermarket products. DVDs of the stonings/burnings, accompanied by gospel music - we could sell those in the Christian bookstores. I might add that we could throw in some advertisements in the background - you know, "product placement" ads. So the executioners could be wearing Levi jeans, sipping on a Starbucks coffee, while behind them there's a Ford F-150 pickup truck.



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Default Re: Stoning As Capital Punishment - 02-20-2010, 01:56 AM

I think there is a lot of potential especially if it were the stoning/burning of famous Liebruls like Al Gore for their treasonous and unChristian acts. You could put that one on pay per view.



We could turn the low class Mooslim style of stoning into a class act that would make the Super Bowl look like a tiddly winks match. The marketing potential is endless.

I do have one concern. It would be a great deterrent and eventually will will only have retards to stone. What do we do when we run out of people to stone to death?



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Default Re: Stoning As Capital Punishment - 02-22-2010, 11:06 PM

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What do we do when we run out of people to stone to death?
I don't think you need to worry, Brother!
I've read Leviticus carefully, and I've concluded that that day is still very far away. Remember, we're not only talking about witches, but also about homosexuals, disobedient children, people who worship false gods, people who follow other religions, adulterers, rapists, rape victims, blasphemers, murderers, people who violate the sabbath, and people guilty of quite a lot of other crimes I can't recall at this moment.
I'd say, we could easily make a weekly or even a daily show out of this!


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I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

Amen.

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Default Re: Stoning As Capital Punishment - 02-24-2010, 06:47 PM

You are right. There are so many sinners and so few righteous.

STONE HARD! STONE OFTEN! Make it a family thing.



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STONE HARD! STONE OFTEN! Make it a family thing.
Brother TC, that touches my heart. Reminds me of the Operation Rescue lynch mobs that I lead.

Many times I've seen whole families turn out for our rallies, and pelt sluts coming out of abortion clinics with balloons filled with pig's blood, while chanting, "Baby murderer, baby murderer, you will burn in Hell!"


Fun for the whole family!

Just brings a lump to my throat to see a whole family having fun. You know what they say, "The family that crusades together, stays together."


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Many times I've seen whole families turn out for our rallies, and pelt sluts coming out of abortion clinics with balloons filled with pig's blood, while chanting, "Baby murderer, baby murderer, you will burn in Hell!"
Yes, I've always liked that! I hope that, when I'm getting a bit less busy with my current business, I will able to do these things again. They were such great fun!


Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

Amen.

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Default Re: Stoning As Capital Punishment - 04-15-2017, 11:47 PM

I think Easter is a great time for a necrothread. Old posts coming back to life, as a way to praise and remember our Lord.

Anyway... I have been thinking and stoning is the most merciful act we can do.


With the injection, things happen too fast and the sinner has no time to repent. So he goes to hell.


With a 2 day stoning, at some point the guilty has an opening, and lets Jesus come inside him. So he goes to Heaven.


Secularist scientists are so worried about suffering in this life, that they forget the suffering in the other side. And this other life is forever.


Let's hope Donald authorizes stoning and we can have this tool of God back!


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I think Easter is a great time for a necrothread. Old posts coming back to life, as a way to praise and remember our Lord.

Anyway... I have been thinking and stoning is the most merciful act we can do.


With the injection, things happen too fast and the sinner has no time to repent. So he goes to hell.


With a 2 day stoning, at some point the guilty has an opening, and lets Jesus come inside him. So he goes to Heaven.


Secularist scientists are so worried about suffering in this life, that they forget the suffering in the other side. And this other life is forever.


Let's hope Donald authorizes stoning and we can have this tool of God back!
You make a great point Brother. While the sinner is being stoned to death he could still be saved. All he has to do is accept Jesus. Salvation through grace is a great deal!




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