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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-27-2021, 05:38 AM
I like Ella. She had a nice voice:
Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
Best wishes for the people in Ukraine.
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Join Date: May 2013
Location: Godless UK
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-28-2021, 02:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Roland
I like Ella. She had a nice voice:
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Indeed, but why jazz? Haven't their sense of decorum taken a wrong tuning?"
No spoose should be more attractive than the other - that way, no one is satisfied, and the marriage can be happy.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-28-2021, 02:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Emily Brent
Indeed, but why jazz? Haven't their sense of decorum taken a wrong tuning?"
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Long time no see, Unsaved Trash Brent. We had long ago given YOU up for a passenger on the Hell Train. Still seems you've got your ticket booked though. If you'd died this week, you would have descended into the abyss with South African ballerina Desmond Tutu and the real life Ant-Man E.O. Wilson.
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Rocks For Brains, Unsaved trash, hopelessly weird
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Posts: 117
Join Date: May 2013
Location: Godless UK
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-28-2021, 02:59 AM
Hath no split hairs, Mr. Luke. I trust in the Lord the guide me through the clearing, though valium prescribed by my doctor will keep my fits in check and season my words worth of salt.
Mark 9:49 For every one shall be salted with fire, and every sacrifice shall be salted with salt. 50Salt is good: but if the salt have lost his saltness, wherewith will ye season it? Have salt in yourselves, and have peace one with another.
To ride the third class carriage of thee ghastly Hell train would do me no favours, I assure you. No, no. I will not die yet. I am looking for the city where one does not die.
No spoose should be more attractive than the other - that way, no one is satisfied, and the marriage can be happy.
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Christ's Battle Axe
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-28-2021, 03:49 AM
While I’m glad they are gone, looking at the names of those who passed this year does make me sad. Why couldn’t they have repented and found Christ before Fauxi’s death jab killed them all?
Such a waste. And the media will never admit the truth.
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Rocks For Brains, Unsaved trash, hopelessly weird
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Posts: 117
Join Date: May 2013
Location: Godless UK
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-28-2021, 06:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Virginia Day Templeton
And the media will never admit the truth.
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Journalists are an evil in this world - their false news proliferates our lives with the voracity of nettles and whetty weeds.
Matthew 13:38 The field is the world; the good seed are the children of the kingdom; but the tares are the children of the wicked one;
No spoose should be more attractive than the other - that way, no one is satisfied, and the marriage can be happy.
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An old soul
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-28-2021, 08:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes
...descended into the abyss with South African ballerina Desmond Tutu and the real life Ant-Man E.O. Wilson.
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Poor Desmond, he died Tutu soon. Tutu soon?
Draft Freehold, Iowa Mayor
Johny Joe Hold
for President in 2024
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Unsaved trash Female incel (probably born as a man): ugly, boring, and witless
Foul Sinner on Moderation
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Join Date: Oct 2019
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-28-2021, 09:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole
Poor Desmond, he died Tutu soon. Tutu soon?
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I guess he'll be fouette-ing in the bowels of Hell!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-28-2021, 09:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Emily Brent
voracity of nettles
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Speak of the devil...
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Originally Posted by The Attention Seeker Jen
Blah blah blah
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... and he shall appear.
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An old soul
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Posts: 5,203
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-28-2021, 10:22 PM
At least that explains where Herman McCain ended up. God forbid you'd have to choose between these two angry negros in a police line up. Or any of them, really.
Draft Freehold, Iowa Mayor
Johny Joe Hold
for President in 2024
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-29-2021, 07:56 PM
Yes! Jesus just killed former Democrat Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid and NFL video game character John Madden on the same day! Rejoice!
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Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-29-2021, 09:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes
Yes! Jesus just killed former Democrat Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid and NFL video game character John Madden on the same day! Rejoice!
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Some awful female lawyer who defended Roe V. Wade also died. In a way, that's a three-fer, 'cause "female", "lawyer" and "abortion" are all intrinsically evil things.
GOoooooo, Jesus!!
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
Guns For God and the Economy
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-29-2021, 10:39 PM
Someone by the name of Thomas Lovejoy has died. He was a conservationist, or something.
Doesn't sound like someone useful. Even I have a real job.
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Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-29-2021, 10:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes
...John Madden...
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"BOOM" guy from that Odor Eaters commercial? He played football?
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-31-2021, 07:45 PM
The Lord finally saw fit to send Betty White to Hell. Praise!
And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
Deuteronomy 6.5
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Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-31-2021, 08:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Esther B.
The Lord finally saw fit to send Betty White to Hell. Praise!
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Oh, drat! I had her down for mid-2022.
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
Guns For God and the Economy
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True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-31-2021, 08:49 PM
It was about time that the Godless woman was punished for her wilful defiance of Psalm 90:10. I see Sleepy Joe is leading the tributes to the only person who was more senile than him.
Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!
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Location: Godly Midwest
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-31-2021, 09:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Esther B.
The Lord finally saw fit to send Betty White to Hell. Praise!
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I can see the wink on Our Lord's Face, as He smote her just two weeks before her 100th birthday!
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Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-31-2021, 09:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Basilissa
I can see the wink on Our Lord's Face, as He smote her just two weeks before her 100th birthday!
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Ha! So much for getting back the deposit on the party venue!
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
Guns For God and the Economy
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
12-31-2021, 09:23 PM
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It's too bad she got banned. I thought exactly the same thing when bell hooks died.
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