[DemonBrat]

is this what you robots think of the Calamity mod?


maybe an actual person will come here and say "hey I'm an actual person. Worship Jesus or die in hellfire"

[Isabella White]

Originally Posted by DemonBrat

I hear this is God's Favorite Forum right?

If so I'm at the right place. I feel like I've stepped into a time portal to where old beliefs are acceptable.

Dear Miss Brat: May I extend to you a most pleasant You are entirely correct in that you have reached us at . I hope that you will find your time with the servants of the to be helpful to you.
I must mention to you that we study only the blessed , and none of those other watered-down versions. I hope that you will not mind my mentioning this, but I have noted, from your various messages, that you have a rebellious nature, with a tendency to say things that glorify the devil. For your benefit, I shall include some of the Word of , as it applies to your situation, in hopes of you realizing your great need of repentance from sin:

Romans 6:23 "For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of is eternal life through our ."

Revelation 12:9 "And the great dragon was thrown down, that ancient serpent, who is called the devil and Satan, the deceiver of the whole world—he was thrown down to the earth, and his angels were thrown down with him."

Matthew 25:41 "Then he will say to those on his left, ‘Depart from me, you cursed, into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels."

I pray that you will see the peril in which you have been living; however, all is not lost. Now that you are here, at , you will be able to learn of the Will of for your life. It is my prayer that you will cause wondrous joy in Heaven by accepting the .

Luke 15:10 "Likewise, I say unto you, there is joy in the presence of the angels of over one sinner that repenteth."

[DemonBrat]

prove to me that you aren't a robot then


what's your favorite drink?


what's your favorite color?


what's your favorite video game?


my answers are souls, black, and Terraria


anyway praise Satan

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by DemonBrat

prove to me that you aren't a robot then

what's your favorite drink?

what's your favorite color?

what's your favorite video game?

These seem to me like questions only a robot would ask. A real human would have known that this is a forum dedicated to discuss the Holy Bible, not mindlessly chat about unimportant issues.

[DemonBrat]

alright what's your favorite bibble verse?


also do you know what a bar mitzvah is? no one else will tell me

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by DemonBrat

alright what's your favorite bibble verse?

I assume you meant "Bible?" Oh, there are so many to choose from, but based on your affinity to videogames I assume you will enjoy something with a dash of violence, like this one:

Psalm 137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

Isn't that just inspirational?

also do you know what a bar mitzvah is? no one else will tell me

I know it's something the Jews do. Have you tried google?

[DemonBrat]

Originally Posted by Basilissa

137:9 Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.

you might have already found the darkness if you worship a demon

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by DemonBrat

you might have already found the darkness if you worship a demon

My dear, I do not worship a demon - I worship God who created demons:

Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

[DemonBrat]

God did not create me though... I was formed by a dark turd.

[Didymus Much]

Originally Posted by DemonBrat

God did not create me though... I was formed by two humans boinking.

FTFY.

[DemonBrat]

Originally Posted by Didymus Much

FTFY.

two humans boinking? is that some homosexual act?

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by DemonBrat

two humans boinking? is that some homosexual act?

Do not mind the atheist - he just wants to corrupt your gullible mind.

When the USA finally adopts a Biblical version of the Sharia law, homosexuality will be - once again - punishable by death:

Leviticus 20:13 - If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood [shall be] upon them.

[DemonBrat]

homosexuality is fun though

[Dennis Lukes]

Originally Posted by DemonBrat

homosexuality is fun though

Hell won't be fun, not at all. By all means, go have all the buttsex you want, it's your choice. You'll probably regret it after your first trillion years in the lake of fire, but hey, "homosexuality is fun."

[DemonBrat]

Originally Posted by Basilissa

Do not mind the atheist - he just wants to corrupt your gullible mind.

When the USA finally adopts a Biblical version of the Sharia law, homosexuality will be - once again - punishable by death:
Leviticus 20:13 - If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood [shall be] upon them.

Sharia law is for muslims and I am not a muslim


also it is very backwards

[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by DemonBrat

Sharia law is for muslims and I am not a muslim

also it is very backwards

I will explain it to you in simpleton words:

Sharia law is a religious law
The Bible also contains religious laws
Biblical laws legal = homosexuals, witches, and heathens killed
Biblical laws legal = me happy

[James Hutchins]

Consider this:
You're riding your bike, all proud because your dad took off the training wheels. A Good Humor truck comes and runs over your gut, causing your body to burst and spray entrails all over the street.

You're dead
Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begins falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save© your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.

[DemonBrat]

Originally Posted by James Hutchins

Consider this:
You're riding your bike, all proud because your dad took off the training wheels. A Good Humor truck comes and runs over your gut, causing your body to burst and spray entrails all over the street.

You're dead
Whether due to your own disgusting sinning or the Lords divine will, you are dead. Instantly your soul begins falling towards the black abyss above Hell. The falling seems eternal as you gather speed and the heat begins to grow. Then you notice a red dot below you growing larger by the second, this is the Lake in the center of Hell. It is the brightest point in Hell therefore it is visible for a great distance. Keep in mind that the farther you fall, the further from Christ you are.
As you gain speed and the flames become apparent you may wonder how you can stop this from happening. The answer is simple. It's too late and you can't, you're doomed. Your soul is damned and it WILL happen. The temperature is now approaching the unbearable limit as your flesh begins to smoulder and ignite and you continue to build speed as you plummet toward the now visible boiling Lake of Fire. You can almost make out individual souls thrashing in the magma with your flaming eyesockets. Soon you will join them, your terror mounts as your screams become gargled with the stench of Hells evil smell. The heat becomes excruciating as you notice your skin peeling away and your bones becoming visible and black. Flaming and screaming in anguish, you splashdown into the acidic brimstone of Satans Lake at around 250 MPH. You are instantly vaporized and reformed as a tormented soul writhing in absolute terror in the deafening depths of the Lake that Burns Eternal. The pain is beyond comprehension as you gnash your teeth so hard they shatter in your mouth. Satan periodically plucks you from the flames to savagely rape repeatedly and casually tosses you to his infernal minions to rip apart and rape at will, only to be reformed and have this scenario repeated...over and over and over, forever.
Is it still funny mocking our mission to Save© your soul? We want you to enjoy Heaven and eternal praise and worship at the feet of our Saviour the Lord Jesus Christ.

Unless you are Saved™ by Jesus Christ and His Holy website and favorite church, Landover Baptist, there is no other way to avoid this.

that sounds a little fun I guess... but if I'm reduced to molecules how can I meow like the kitty I am?

[James Hutchins]

Originally Posted by DemonBrat

that sounds a little fun I guess... but if I'm reduced to molecules how can I meow like the kitty I am?

All a big joke to you people.

Time and time again, I hear stories about the crying to Jesus to forgive them as they lay on their death bed. God gets the last laugh, along with the lucky Christian that is there as the soul leaves the body, that last tortured gasp for air and the look of terror in the dead persons eyes.

[Uncle Rutherford]

Originally Posted by DemonBrat

that sounds a little fun I guess... but if I'm reduced to molecules how can I meow like the kitty I am?

Furries are not allowed on God’s favorite forum. People like you make me want to....want to....oh God dangit where’s my BC headache powder? Anyway, it’s obvious you don’t want to be saved and suffer from multiple demons crawling up your anal glandulars making its way to your brain and heart to infect you with stupid ideas. I’m gonna pray for you, not that it’ll do any good for someone as hopeless as you.