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Prettiest Pussy -
06-18-2008, 07:12 PM
I love the ugly pussy thread. Now here is the pretty one.
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Nunquam concumbo dutch puellus intra clunis.
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06-18-2008, 07:27 PM
My what a lovely pussy you have Sister.
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06-18-2008, 07:48 PM
I guess this will be a "Ladies Only" thread because our Godly Men don't want to have anything to do with pussies
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06-18-2008, 07:53 PM
My infraction finger is itchy. First man to mess with the ladies pussies gets a big infraction. A stiff penalty!
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5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
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Re: Prettiest Pussy -
06-18-2008, 07:56 PM
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My infraction finger is itchy. First man to mess with the ladies pussies gets a big infraction. A stiff penalty!
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Brother Eliot, I do admit that I'm sorely tempted to pet Sister Rebecca's pussy. It's just so lovely and strokable! Imagine that soft fur between your fingers, Brother!
I do hope that wouldn't gain me an infraction.
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06-18-2008, 08:01 PM
INFRACTION! INFRACTION!
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06-18-2008, 08:06 PM
I'm afraid the Rev. has a huge infraction now!
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5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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06-18-2008, 08:25 PM
I know I have an undeserved reputation for maltreating cats (if that is possible.) I hope now to redeem myself by issuing a warning about keeping the young from cats, which I'm sure are loveable. Here is a picture of a grandchild (I forget which one) eating pussy.
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06-18-2008, 08:33 PM
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I know I have an undeserved reputation for maltreating cats (if that is possible.) I hope now to redeem myself by issuing a warning about keeping the young from cats, which I'm sure are loveable. Here is a picture of a grandchild (I forget which one) eating pussy.
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I think you're in the wrong thread. That's for the ugly pussy thread.
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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06-18-2008, 08:34 PM
Brother EB, I share in your pain. Many think my experiments on cats are somehow bizarre. As Christians we must always keep the greater good in mind.
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I know I have an undeserved reputation for maltreating cats (if that is possible.) I hope now to redeem myself by issuing a warning about keeping the young from cats, which I'm sure are loveable. Here is a picture of a grandchild (I forget which one) eating pussy.
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Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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06-18-2008, 08:41 PM
How can you expect the ladies to stay out of the men's threads, if you guys won't let them show off their pussies in peace?
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: Prettiest Pussy -
06-18-2008, 09:21 PM
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How can you expect the ladies to stay out of the men's threads, if you guys won't let them show off their pussies in peace?
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You're right Brother Eliot. I suggest we have a line up of photos of the ladies pussies and we men can later guess to whom they belong! We will have to admit if we are acquainted with various pussies to make it fair - I hope I'm not giving too much away when I say Mrs Bathfire has a pussy like a bear trapper's hat!
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06-18-2008, 11:17 PM
They get that way after a while.
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Re: Prettiest Pussy -
06-18-2008, 11:24 PM
Amen !
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They get that way after a while.
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Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Re: Prettiest Pussy -
06-18-2008, 11:30 PM
Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.
1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .
A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
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Re: Prettiest Pussy -
06-18-2008, 11:37 PM
Without a doubt Sister, the finest set of pussies ever seen
Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Re: Prettiest Pussy -
06-19-2008, 12:04 AM
While I absolutely ADORE my hairless pussy, I think that one is ugly as sin.
The pussy I already posted is Tom's favorite because he can sit and stroke it for hours and hours. He sure does love that hairy pussy.
Justina, those pussies are exquisite! Especially that large white one! How beautiful. I can just imagine the mouth open wide, the lips pulled back to reveal the gaping hole of its mouth. Sure is one lovely pussy.
Jesus is watching you masturbate.
Nunquam concumbo dutch puellus intra clunis.
numquam futuis, puer Batavica ad te asinus praesepe
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Re: Prettiest Pussy -
06-19-2008, 02:13 AM
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Without a doubt Sister, the finest set of pussies ever seen
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Thank you, Sayved. Would that they were all mine...
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Sister Rebecca
Justina, those pussies are exquisite! Especially that large white one! How beautiful. I can just imagine the mouth open wide, the lips pulled back to reveal the gaping hole of its mouth. Sure is one lovely pussy.
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And thank you, Rebecca. Yes, that big white pussy is really something special, all fluffy like that and as white as the virgin snow. You don't see that much in beautiful pussies.
Mark 16:17 And these attesting signs will accompany those who believe: in My Name they will drive out demons.
1 Kings 21:14 Then they sent to Jezebel, saying, Naboth is stoned . . .
A SPIRITUAL WARFARE PRAYER:
Father, In Jesus' Name, I take the Blood of Jesus and break the power of all witches, warlocks, wizards, satanists, sorcerers, wiccans, pagans, and any other source, and all of their rituals off of us. With the Blood of Jesus, I erase all evil lines drawn on our liver. . .
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Re: Prettiest Pussy -
06-19-2008, 02:49 AM
Here's a picture from Cedar Rapids. You can see a morally upright American citizen who has discovered some cats. But coming up right behind him is a looting refugee who no doubt wants both of those cute blond pussies to himself...
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Re: Prettiest Pussy -
06-19-2008, 03:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire
I know I have an undeserved reputation for maltreating cats (if that is possible.) I hope now to redeem myself by issuing a warning about keeping the young from cats, which I'm sure are loveable. Here is a picture of a grandchild (I forget which one) eating pussy.
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He seems to like the black pussy.
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