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View Poll Results: What's the WORST False Religion?
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Mary worshipping Cathylics
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1,661 |
6.51% |
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Penny Pinching Bagel Meisters (who killed Jesus)
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2,544 |
9.98% |
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Babbling Boodists and Hindoos
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871 |
3.42% |
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Non-Baptist Christians of liberal persuasion
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1,577 |
6.18% |
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Wiccas, Goths, Vampires, and other Devil Worshippers
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5,204 |
20.41% |
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Moon-worshipping terrorist Mooselimbs
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2,852 |
11.18% |
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Kill 'em all. The Lord knows His own.
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4,555 |
17.86% |
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Harekrishnas and/or Jehosafats
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1,205 |
4.72% |
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Self Proclaimed Psychologists
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263 |
1.03% |
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Peak Oil / Emo Economics
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238 |
0.93% |
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Obamaism (He ain't my Messiah)
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1,776 |
6.96% |
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Spaghetti-worshiping fools
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1,919 |
7.52% |
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Xenu Freak, couch jumping, Scientologists.
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830 |
3.25% |
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Magic-undie-wearing LSD cultists
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8 |
0.03% |
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POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
11-29-2006, 09:05 AM
I know our Lord Jesus Christ loves HIS favorite church (LBC of course). And I think HE'd want to know which false religion is the worst, especially in time for HIS birthday. I'll bet HE'd like to do some birthday smiting! Anyway, plese vote in our poll and if I missed one, you can add it (if you're one of HIS chosen few) or post it in a message for those of you who are less fortunate. ENTHUSIASTIC MOTHER GLYNNDIE
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
11-29-2006, 01:49 PM
Well they are all unspeakably horrible, but i had to go with the yids. I mean come on....ACTUALLY KILLING JESUS puts them is a category unreachable by mere human folly. Vampires are saints compared to the hook-nosed joos.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
11-29-2006, 02:11 PM
Yeah, but they only killed Him temporarily.
And we get his Life, renewed, every New Year's Day.
I would vote---I can't say it. But that choice does not appear in the poll.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
11-29-2006, 02:56 PM
They will all get you damned, so from that standpoint it's hard to choose, but I'll go with lie-beral "Christians":
Rev. 3:15-16: I know thy works, that thou art neither cold nor hot: I would thou wert cold or hot. So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.
There's a 3:16 to quote to the phony-baloney, John-3:16-only "Christians." Won't they be surprised when they end up in a celestial barf bag on Judgment Day. Shout glory!
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
11-29-2006, 04:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Poetic Peter
Yeah, but they only killed Him temporarily.
And we get his Life, renewed, every New Year's Day.
I would vote---I can't say it. But that choice does not appear in the poll.
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I've added Mudslimes, if that's who you were thinking of... any others?
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
11-29-2006, 04:03 PM
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
11-29-2006, 06:07 PM
I agree. All these "Jesus loves the poor and the crippled and the nigras and the divorced" leaders tell one lie after another to fleece their flocks, telling baldfaced lies to convince half-people like that Stephen Hawking, or perverts like that whoremongering Jimmy Swaggart that they can get into heaven if they tithe enough!
The depravity!
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
11-29-2006, 08:16 PM
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Originally Posted by OnYourKnees
....telling baldfaced lies to convince half-people like that Stephen Hawking, or perverts like that whoremongering Jimmy Swaggart that they can get into heaven if they tithe enough!
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That's preposterous.  The Bible clearly tells us that only Jesus can guarantee our Salvation®
Acts 4:12 Neither is there salvation in any other: for there is none other name under heaven given among men, whereby we must be saved.
That's why you should only tithe to Jesus' favorite church. Everything else puts yourself (and your eternal soul) at risk and is a waste of money. Let's repay the love He displayed on that cross 
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
11-29-2006, 08:37 PM
That's why I agreed that the LIEberal churches are worst.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
11-29-2006, 09:56 PM
I think Harekrishnarians are the worst
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
11-30-2006, 03:02 AM
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I think Harekrishnarians are the worst
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I have added Harekrishnas and Jehosafats as a combination choice. I know it's a bit odd to combine them, but I just figure they're both coming at you at the worst times, shoving things in your face.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
11-30-2006, 08:10 PM
I say kill 'em all. That way I can let the Lord do the thinking for me.
Tir'd, and despairing, O celestial maid,
I'm caught, I cry'd, without thy heav'nly aid.
Help me, Diana, help a nymph forlorn,
Devoted to the woods, who long has worn
Thy livery, and long thy quiver born. - Ovid
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
11-30-2006, 08:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Arethusa
I say kill 'em all. That way I can let the Lord do the thinking for me.
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Quite right. That is exactly what the Bible teaches. It is wonderful that you have such a full knowledge of Christianity.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
11-30-2006, 10:02 PM
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Quite right. That is exactly what the Bible teaches. It is wonderful that you have such a full knowledge of Christianity.
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And all without tithing! It's a miracle.
Tir'd, and despairing, O celestial maid,
I'm caught, I cry'd, without thy heav'nly aid.
Help me, Diana, help a nymph forlorn,
Devoted to the woods, who long has worn
Thy livery, and long thy quiver born. - Ovid
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
11-30-2006, 10:06 PM
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And all without tithing! It's a miracle.
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I meant to speak with you about that.....Please pray a bit harder and let JESUS tell you where to find the extra cash for tithing. I'm sure that you eat too much and probably have more than one pair of shoes. These are frivolities and indulgences which make JESUS sad.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
11-30-2006, 10:11 PM
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I meant to speak with you about that.....Please pray a bit harder and let JESUS tell you where to find the extra cash for tithing. I'm sure that you eat too much and probably have more than one pair of shoes. These are frivolities and indulgences which make JESUS sad.
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Don't worry, he'll get happy when the godly pastors get their godly Astons.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
11-30-2006, 10:24 PM
Islam is the worst false religion due to it's being so widespread and now it has nukes so I guess that about covers all the bases. The Islamocidal Maniacs will gleefully kill themselves in orgasmic delight if it means killing even a single Christian. Even if it is a baby.
They rape, murder, torture and kill for Satan. Violent Satanists with nukes.
Jesus weeps at the wasted life.
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
12-01-2006, 08:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Al E Pistle
I meant to speak with you about that.....Please pray a bit harder and let JESUS tell you where to find the extra cash for tithing. I'm sure that you eat too much and probably have more than one pair of shoes. These are frivolities and indulgences which make JESUS sad.
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Da--I mean golly, I knew I shouldn't have brought it up. Oh, I expect the good Lord to do mysterious things to my bank account any day now! Surely He doesn't want me to go to school and to the night club in the same pair of shoes. I would be shaming him. 
I only eat 2-3 meals a day as good doctors everywhere recommend. (Ok, with a snack every now and again.)
Tir'd, and despairing, O celestial maid,
I'm caught, I cry'd, without thy heav'nly aid.
Help me, Diana, help a nymph forlorn,
Devoted to the woods, who long has worn
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
12-01-2006, 09:09 PM
It's got to be the mudslums! Dense-but Vicious!
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Re: POLL: The Worst False Religion? -
12-01-2006, 09:34 PM
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Surely He doesn't want me to go to school and to the night club. I would be shaming him. |
Ah, you're learning!
Correct, He doesn't want you going to school (except Sunday School, or Home Economics classes) or to harlot-training night clubs. Indeed, such actions WOULD be shaming Him!
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