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Default Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do? - 03-13-2010, 10:30 PM

Thanks for putting words in my mouth. True people of love don't condemn any one to a place of eternal torment. You people are domesticated terrorist, with nothing but a message of hate
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Default Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do? - 03-13-2010, 10:41 PM

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Thanks for putting words in my mouth. True people of love don't condemn any one to a place of eternal torment. You people are domesticated terrorist, with nothing but a message of hate
Dear Mr Retard we are all about love, we love Jesus and Jesus loves us. Why do you hate Jesus and your self? We do not condemn any one to hell God takes care of that for us. Now we can show you how to get right with Jesus so you will not go to hell, but I think you like knowing that you are going to spend eternity in hell.
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Default Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do? - 03-13-2010, 10:53 PM

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Thanks for putting words in my mouth. True people of love don't condemn any one to a place of eternal torment. You people are domesticated terrorist, with nothing but a message of hate
We carry God's message, as written in The Holy Bible by God Himself. There is some hate involved (witches, queers and Godmockers, etc), and some love involved. If you don't approve of God's Divine Plan, better take it up with Him.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Angry Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do? - 03-13-2010, 11:36 PM

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Thanks for putting words in my mouth. True people of love don't condemn any one to a place of eternal torment. You people are domesticated terrorist, with nothing but a message of hate
Wow! Is you middle name 'hate'? Talk about being cousin to Mr. Negativity! No wonder you are banned.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do? - 03-16-2010, 11:39 PM

Brothers, I've discovered that the ideal solution for this little problem lies within a handy device parents can use to prevent teenage boys from touching their tallywhackers. The Lord provides!


Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

Amen.

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Default Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do? - 03-16-2010, 11:57 PM

I think those are used in BDSM...
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Default Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do? - 03-17-2010, 12:37 AM

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I think those are used in BDSM...
I'm not really up to date with the modern Internet slang. What on earth are you talking about?


Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

Amen.

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Default Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do? - 03-17-2010, 10:13 AM

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I'm not really up to date with the modern Internet slang. What on earth are you talking about?
Bondage, dominance and sadomasochism. It's a sexual fetish about, well, exactly what the name implies.

Chastity belts like the one you posted are a way of controlling the partners sexuality, which apparently some people are in to.
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Default Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do? - 03-17-2010, 05:48 PM

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Bondage, dominance and sadomasochism. It's a sexual fetish about, well, exactly what the name implies.

Chastity belts like the one you posted are a way of controlling the partners sexuality, which apparently some people are in to.
Everything can be abused for evil friend, even things for good.

Take care batteries; beyond being used to power the ignition systems and electronics on cars these batteries are useful tools in the proper up bring of children. However BDSM practitioners pervert this into some kind of bizarre sex game; electrocuting their partners genital before amputating their partner's limbs. Just pure sickness and it makes Jesus weep.



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Default Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do? - 03-17-2010, 06:55 PM

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Basically, don't let him out of your sight for a second. Make him sleep on the floor of your room, watch him use the restroom, etc...

Don't let him have the chance to do it! Soon enough he will forget all about it.

BTW: caught not cought
Buy him nude magazines and let him do his thing. He's a teenager I'm assuming? It's quite natural. Chill out.
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Angry Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do? - 03-17-2010, 07:02 PM

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Buy him nude magazines and let him do his thing. He's a teenager I'm assuming? It's quite natural. Chill out.
Why do these idiots come on a CHRISTAN website, refuse the read the FAQs and wonder why we could care less about them. They simply fail to realize........ wait for it........ they have demonstrated they could care less about us and like little babies, want to be the center of the universe and have us answer a question when we know them from, well, Adam.
Your first post is on the wrong thread.


Please read the Pastor's Rules and Announcements. Pay attention to the "noobs" thread. Then go post your introduction on the introduction forum.
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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
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Default Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do? - 03-17-2010, 07:06 PM

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Buy him nude magazines and let him do his thing. He's a teenager I'm assuming? It's quite natural. Chill out.
Friend, that's exact type of perverted behavior satan would want us to engage in. Looking at women with lust is specifically prohibited in the Bible.

Matthew 5:28
But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.

What are you doing on a Christian forum with an attitude like yours?


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Default Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do? - 04-20-2010, 02:36 AM

Ok I have something to say to all of you who say that God hates those who commit sin. He does NOT, God loves every one no matter what they do. He hates the sin they commit and will punish those who do not repent and turn to Him but He does not hate the person.

For those who say God hates science, it is insanity to say that God hates science. Science does not mislead people from God, science, used in the right way, merely shows the glory and awsomeness of Gods creation and only proves that the very way your body operates is proof that every thing was designed by God to work exactly the way it does.
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Default Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do? - 04-20-2010, 04:03 AM

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Ok I have something to say to all of you who say that God hates those who commit sin. He does NOT, God loves every one no matter what they do. He hates the sin they commit and will punish those who do not repent and turn to Him but He does not hate the person.
Could you be so kind as to post the scripture that backs up your claim that "God loves everyone no matter what."

If that were true, what did God create hell for?


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do? - 04-20-2010, 11:07 AM

John 3:16 For god so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

Romans 5:8 But god commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, christ died for us.

Those are just a few to show that your god loves everybody.

I can find more if you like?
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Default Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do? - 04-20-2010, 11:36 AM

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John 3:16 For god so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

Romans 5:8 But god commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, christ died for us.

Those are just a few to show that your god loves everybody.

I can find more if you like?
What wonderful verses, dear! I do prefer them in context with the surrounding verses though:

John 3:16-18 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

Romans 5:8-9 But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us. Much more then, being now justified by his blood, we shall be saved from wrath through him.

So you see, God loves us so much that He Fathered Himself in order to Sacrifice Himself (as Jesus) to Himself, to save us from His terrible wrath and Hellish condemnation. Believe or be Damned, sinners! Glory!


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Default Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do? - 04-20-2010, 11:59 AM

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John 3:16 For god so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

Romans 5:8 But god commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, christ died for us.

Those are just a few to show that your god loves everybody.

I can find more if you like?
You are quite mistaken. God does hate many people, including liars, people who try to cause division among His People, workers of iniquity, lovers of violence and Esau:

Proverbs 6:16-19:
These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

Psalm 5:5:
The foolish shall not stand in thy sight: thou hatest all workers of iniquity.

Psalm 11:5:

The LORD trieth the righteous: but the wicked and him that loveth violence his soul hateth.

Malachi 1:1-3:
The burden of the word of the LORD to Israel by Malachi. I have loved you, saith the LORD. Yet ye say, Wherein hast thou loved us? Was not Esau Jacob's brother? saith the LORD: yet I loved Jacob,
And I hated Esau, and laid his mountains and his heritage waste for the dragons of the wilderness.


Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

Amen.

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Default Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do? - 12-21-2010, 12:41 AM

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Embarrassment is God's way of telling you you're doing something wrong.
What? so I farted next to a girl i liked and i felt embarrassment god told me i just did something wrong? even though farting is natural?
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Default Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do? - 12-21-2010, 01:24 AM

Sir, with all due respect, I do think that beating a child is against the law, hence reporting you to authorities would be the correct action to be take upon this matter, as even your own state tells you here:

But, since I am kind, I shall not do this. I do think that this website can be of assistance, and I do recommend a thorough read through it, as it is good material from a good source. Perhaps, this will even enlighten you and guide you upon your journey.
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Default Re: Cought my son masturbating, what should I do? - 12-21-2010, 01:56 AM

You must shun him!

1corinthians 5:11
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But now I have written unto you not to keep company, if any man that is called a brother be immoral or covetous, or an idolater, or a railer, or a drunkard, or an extortioner; with such an one no not to eat."
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