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Default Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear! - 08-22-2010, 05:19 PM
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@Magdalena Yes, it was nice of Rev. Jim Osborne to give me Pediabear underwear.

@GoldenRule I never got any panties. And please stop saying nasty things about Rev. Jim Osborne!
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Default Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear! - 08-22-2010, 05:23 PM
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Default Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear! - 08-22-2010, 06:40 PM
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Wait, you got panties from some old guy going through a divorce? Aren't you 16 years old? Why don't you think it's a bit odd that some old guy is buying you panties? Why panties? Did you express a need for them? This guy is a pedophile and his wife's "joo" lawyers will hear about this from me.
Are you going to try and sue his wife because of this? I don't think there's any law against being married to someone who buys someone a present.
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Default Re: @All Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underw - 08-28-2010, 11:17 AM
You are very lucky Felicity

If I lived a bit closer to you I might express some interest in you to your Father, but unfortunately I don't
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Default Re: @All Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underw - 08-28-2010, 11:27 AM
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You are very lucky Felicity

If I lived a bit closer to you I might express some interest in you to your Father, but unfortunately I don't
Alex, this is not a lonely hearts forum. It is a forum for fellowship. If you wish to join in you should go to the introduction section and start a thread about yourself. That way Felicity and the other members can get to know you.

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Default Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear! - 09-02-2010, 09:34 AM
Dear Friends,

Rev. M. Rodimer pointed me in the direction of this thread. I must say I am surprised at how negative some people respond to a nice gift given by a nice Pastor to a nice girl. Some people are clearly only focused on the negative, they are probably all communists. After all, isn't what is underneath that underwear much more important? As clearly "the LORD seeth not as man seeth; for man looketh on the outward appearance, but the LORD looketh on the heart". (1st Samuel 16:7)

And I must say, cute underwear. That bear looks really nice Felicity!

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Default Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear! - 09-02-2010, 09:50 AM
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Dear Friends,

Rev. M. Rodimer pointed me in the direction of this thread. I must say I am surprised at how negative some people respond to a nice gift given by a nice Pastor to a nice girl. Some people are clearly only focused on the negative, they are probably all communists. After all, isn't what is underneath that underwear much more important? As clearly "the LORD seeth not as man seeth; for man looketh on the outward appearance, but the LORD looketh on the heart". (1st Samuel 16:7)

And I must say, cute underwear. That bear looks really nice Felicity!

Yours in Christ,

Pastor J.C. Manning, M.D., Ph.D.
Agreed Pastor Manning and have you noticed, those always thinking or alluding to the worst, are usually the ones doing "it" themselves for less than pure reasons?!

I sometimes wonder where their sexed up minds are at to assume there is anything at all untoward about such an innocent gift. Next they will say there is something debauched about Mr Rogers!

Excellent use of scripture too! You have certainly shown those mockers a thing or two!

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Default Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear! - 09-10-2010, 05:57 PM
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Dear Friends,

After all, isn't what is underneath that underwear much more important?

Yes i think all of us agree that it's also the feeling behind the underware thats important.

Reverand Jim should be applauded for the way he's always sticking up for the females around here, encouraging them with help and leg ups in this world. Anyone that cant see that is just twisted.

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Default Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear! - 09-13-2010, 08:31 AM
Felicity, you are just the sweetest thing I did ever see. Those are really some nice underwear Rev. Jim Osborne got for you. Would you be so kind to tell me who the lucky man your dad is marrying you off to is?
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Felicity, you are just the sweetest thing I did ever see. Those are really some nice underwear Rev. Jim Osborne got for you. Would you be so kind to tell me who the lucky man your dad is marrying you off to is?
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While it is lovely for you to want to greet Felicity, the cordial thing to do is to
introduce yourself properly at our INTRODUCTION FORUM

After doing so, please feel free to peruse God's Favorite Forum at your own leisure.

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Default Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear! - 09-13-2010, 09:51 PM
@Father_Nebelkind Welcome! I hope we can be friends!

I have no idea which man my father will make me marry as I am not 18 yet. But I am sure my father will pick the right one!

Since you are new here please look at our please read this before posting and our your rights on this forum threads! If you already did that, just do it again. There you can learn that this forum is not about debating or unsaved opinions but about praising Jesus!

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Default Re: @All Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underw - 09-22-2010, 04:53 AM
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This is like Hitler telling people not to be so mean to those jews...

Felicity, you do not take any private Bible lessons with either Levi or Jim, I hope?

I love your labels honey! Lol, hellbound witch slut.
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Default Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear! - 09-22-2010, 05:02 AM
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''THE GOLDEN RULE'' here you are and what kind of example are you setting? You make accusations the you ask questions concerning the event? That is less than Christian don't you think?

Who gives a piffle?! You are all disgusting dirty old men! Hey blondie, run away from these perverts!
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Why would you say that? Felicity is a dedicated member of our young women's outreach program.

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Why would you say that? Felicity is a dedicated member of our young women's outreach program.
Wait it wasn't you who was lusting after her Levi, so I apologize for that. However this environment is toxic for felicity and any other living breathing human.
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Wait it wasn't you who was lusting after her Levi, so I apologize for that. However this environment is toxic for felicity and any other living breathing human.
Yet we moved here so that we could raise our children amongst True Christians™ rather than secular filth that would fill their heads with garbage.

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Default Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear! - 09-22-2010, 08:01 AM
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Yet we moved here so that we could raise our children amongst True Christians™ rather than secular filth that would fill their heads with garbage.
You really shouldn't try to Trademark true Christians...seems uh... worldly don't ya think? And you moved where? I was talking about the website.
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Default Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear! - 09-22-2010, 08:43 AM
The Expression on "Pediabear"'s Face is quite inappropriate.

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You really shouldn't try to Trademark true Christians...seems uh... worldly don't ya think? And you moved where? I was talking about the website.
We never tried to trademark True Christian™. Trying is for girls and gays. We did trademark True Christian™!

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Default Re: Thank you Rev. Jim Osborne for the cute Pediabear underwear! - 09-22-2010, 12:54 PM
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-> sometimes it is necessary to protect Godly ideas, books, etc. from heathens or other inferior types who would pervert and contaminate God's Perfect Love to their own ends. Which is not a new idea.
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