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Default Banal Trolling - 01-03-2008, 03:02 AM

is having anal with a girl consitered homosexual in the eyes of GOD?
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Default Re: anal - 01-03-2008, 03:11 AM

No, but it is the equally-damning sin of MURDER.

God personally sculped the souls in every one of those sperm you murder every time you engage in non-procrative sexual activity.

Before I formed you in the womb, I knew you. -Jeremiah 1:5, and Psalm 139:13

That's why LUST is a sin. Biblically approved sex means lights out, man on top, in and out in under 2 minutes, without the seed being spilled.

To find out more about what the Bible says about the unborn, read here.

Are you ready to repent?
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Default Re: anal - 01-03-2008, 03:18 AM

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is having anal with a girl consitered homosexual in the eyes of GOD?
That is just disgusting. God wants us to have NORMAL relations, not act like queers.

Are you even married to her? How old are you boy?


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That's kind of dirty. Are you in the right forum?


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Default Re: anal - 01-03-2008, 07:38 AM

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Biblically approved sex means lights out, man on top, in and out in under 2 minutes.
2 minutes is too short. I assume there's leeway with this.
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Default Re: anal - 01-03-2008, 06:39 PM

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God personally sculped the souls in every one of those sperm you murder every time you engage in non-procrative sexual activity.
Damned, wasting alot time if you ask me, is it true he cries when ever we masterbate too? If so, I would imagine he is on the verge of dehydration. Time to go kill some kittens!
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2 minutes is too short. I assume there's leeway with this.
If it takes more than two minutes, you're doing something in there you shouldn't be. Kind of like the shower. Do your business and get out of there, stop wasting water.
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Default Re: Banal Trolling - 01-03-2008, 10:23 PM

LM@O

Where in the bible does it say sex can't take more than two minutes? I think I joined the wrong forum. I thought this was a Christian forum spreading the word of God not a misinterprited cult. lol Some please show where the delete button is!
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Where in the bible does it say sex can't take more than two minutes? I think I joined the wrong forum. I thought this was a Christian forum spreading the word of God not a misinterprited cult. lol Some please show where the delete button is!
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Default Re: Banal Trolling - 01-03-2008, 10:29 PM

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You won't be laughing when Jesus has you burned in the Lake of Fire for all those unborn you murdered sinner if you don't repent!

You are more than welcome to feel that way. It also says in the bible to not judge and you are not anyone equiped to judge me. This site doesn't worship the God of the bible please tell me how to delete my account or ban me. IDC I can't be apart of this cult.
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You are more than welcome to feel that way. It also says in the bible to not judge and you are not anyone equiped to judge me. This site doesn't worship the God of the bible please tell me how to delete my account or ban me. IDC I can't be apart of this cult.
I'm sad you feel this way, friend.
And I'm also sad that you don't know the Bible:
For we Christians are actually commanded to judge, only the unsaved (who aren't sinfree as we Saved are, 1 John 3:6) aren't allown to judge. (John 8:7)

But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.
1 Corinthians 2:15

Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment:
Thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty:
But in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.
Leviticus 19:15


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You are more than welcome to feel that way. It also says in the bible to not judge and you are not anyone equiped to judge me. This site doesn't worship the God of the bible please tell me how to delete my account or ban me. IDC I can't be apart of this cult.
No, we will not delete your' account; Jesus lead you here so we want to help you friend.

Now how can we not worship the God in The Bible? Are whole belief is based on what the Bible says. All I hear from you is “this isn’t what God wants” Well if Landover isn’t what God wants for us, His beloved chosen elect, then show us chapter and verse in The Bible.

Otherwise spare me your ridiculous intuitive knowledge of God’s will. I am not a Catholic and I do not by that.



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Default Re: Banal Trolling - 01-03-2008, 10:37 PM

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I'm sad you feel this way, friend.
And I'm also sad that you don't know the Bible and yet you presume to accuse us with your flawed interpretations of it.
We Christians are actually commanded to judge, only the unsaved (who aren't sinfree as we Saved are, 1 John 3:6) aren't allown to judge. (John 8:7)

But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.
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Thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty:
But in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.
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Ok ty, I dont want to debate the bible with you I want to know how to delete my account. Can you tell me how to do that so I can quit wasting your time?
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Ok ty, I dont want to debate the bible with you I want to know how to delete my account. Can you tell me how to do that so I can quit wasting your time?
SAVING™ you from Hell is not waisting our time friend! How can you claim to be a Christian if you do not want to talk about God's Word?



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Ok ty, I dont want to debate the bible with you I want to know how to delete my account. Can you tell me how to do that so I can quit wasting your time?
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Default Re: Banal Trolling - 01-03-2008, 10:45 PM

I don't claim to be Christian. I claim to know the bible as an ex-christian. I do not seek religion I seek God. I do not want to debate the bible here because I don't see God here. Can someone please tell me how to delete my account.
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I don't claim to be Christian. I claim to know the bible as an ex-christian. I do not seek religion I seek God. I do not want to debate the bible here because I don't see God here. Can someone please tell me how to delete my account.
Friend,

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Default Re: Banal Trolling - 01-03-2008, 10:50 PM

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I don't claim to be Christian. I claim to know the bible as an ex-christian.
It's not possible to be an ex-Christian..
You'd know that if you actually knew the Bible.
Sure, you might have THOUGHT you were a Christian, but you never were, for a Christian can never fall from grace.

My sheep hear my voice, and I know them, and they follow me:
And I give unto them eternal life; and they shall never perish, neither shall any man pluck them out of my hand.
My Father, which gave them me, is greater than all; and no man is able to pluck them out of my Father's hand.
John 10:27-29

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I do not seek religion I seek God. I do not want to debate the bible here because I don't see God here. Can someone please tell me how to delete my account.
The only thing you seem to be seeking is a teacher that tells you what you want to hear, instead of what the Word of God says..
And you sure won't find that here, what you'll find here is God. The TRUE God.
The fact you can't see Him only proves your unsaved status.


You need a Savior friend and I mean today.
Why can't you give Jesus Christ a chance?


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A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
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Default Re: Banal Trolling - 01-03-2008, 11:14 PM

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I don't claim to be Christian. I claim to know the bible as an ex-christian. I do not seek religion I seek God. I do not want to debate the bible here because I don't see God here. Can someone please tell me how to delete my account.
Honey, your account can only be deleted if Jesus wants us to delete your account, and seeing as that isn't the case, it seems the Lord must have a plan for you. Y'all should be thankful for this chance to be Saved.
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Default Re: Banal Trolling - 01-03-2008, 11:17 PM

Ok, I tried the nice way.

So piffle your jesus. piffle your bible. You all mormons who don't even understand what it is you are preaching. I would rather burn in hell than be incompitent and mormonic like this site. I will just derail every thread until I am deleted. I don't think it should come to that now should it. LMAO, I'll just put you on my SPAM list and never join another religious cult before I read what it is I'm getting myself into.
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