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Sinner Day 342: 2 Thessalonians 1-3 - 11-27-2016, 06:09 AM

WARNING!

False atheist scholars often try to tell you that the wonderful Epistle, 2 Thessalonians, that we are about to tackle, is, in fact, a pseudoepigraphy, a forgery written in the name of Paul. i) This is preposterous, as Chapter 1 of this Epistle tells us clearly about the authorship:

2 Thessalonians 1:1
Paul, and Silvanus, and Timotheus, unto the church of the Thessalonians in God our Father and the Lord Jesus Christ:

Here we can see that as Silvanus and Timotheus participated in the writing, it is perfectly understandable that the style would be different from the Epistles that Paul wrote alone. ii) The issue is irrelevant as Jesus is ultimately the sole Author of all the Bible, including this Epistle. Now we are ready to examine the Epistle in detail. It continues the exposition of the End of Days that began in 1 Thessalonians. We learn how Jesus will return in Glory. Glory!

2 Thessalonians 1:7-8
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels, In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:


This is an extremely important issue that has to be repeated to the atheist scum on a constant basis. False Churches try to tell them that Jesus Loves them no matter what. Regardless of the nature of Jesus's Love, the sinners will still suffer for all Eternity in the vengeance of flaming fire. This is a glorious promise to us True Christians™ as those who persecute us now will suffer ad infinitum. Glory!

2 Thessalonians 1:9
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power;


In contrast, we shall have the privilege of serving and worshiping and admiring Jesus for ever and ever, Glory!

2 Thessalonians 1:10
When he shall come to be glorified in his saints, and to be admired in all them that believe (because our testimony among you was believed) in that day.

In Chapter 2 we discover that some of the bestest friends of Paul and Jesus, the Thessalonians, have become unsure whether Jesus has, in fact, already returned. Thus, it is important that they be told the signs that precede the Second Coming! In 1 Thessalonians 5:2-3 we learned how Jesus will appear as a thief, without warning. However, now we learn that while this is, of course, still True™, there are certain things that are prerequisite for His coming.

2 Thessalonians 2:3
Let no man deceive you by any means: for that day shall not come, except there come a falling away first, and that man of sin be revealed, the son of perdition;


Now we can see that our time is the Time. Never before have so many young men succumbed to the seductive pleasure of homosexuality. But wait! There is more!

2 Thessalonians 2:4
Who opposeth and exalteth himself above all that is called God, or that is worshipped; so that he as God sitteth in the temple of God, shewing himself that he is God.


Science. Evolution. Electoromagnetism. Quantum physics. Tellyscopes. Veterinary medicine. Gene transfer. Alien probes. In vitro fertility. Ultraviolent light. Precambrian. Parenteral nutrition. All designed to oust Jesus. The Time is Now! All this will be manifested in the form of the Wicked, straight from Satan. More details will be revealed in the Book of Revelation, also authored by Jesus by another proxy.

Bad:


2 Thessalonians 2:8
And then shall that Wicked be revealed, whom the Lord shall consume with the spirit of his mouth, and shall destroy with the brightness of his coming:


As people fall onto the slippery slope of science and self-righteousness, God not only gives up on them but aggravates their situation by deceiving them further and further into the cesspit of secularism.

2 Thessalonians 2:11-12
And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie: That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.


God sends them false data, through microscopes and tellyscopes and radio-astrology and the polymerase chain reaction and fossils depicting transitional forms with fins and legs, and the comic background radiation, hadron colliders, gravid waves, and steam cells. These are delusions. God sends them. Those who buy these will be damned. We must not believe these lies but continue relying on the Bible.

Bad:


2 Thessalonians 2:15
Therefore, brethren, stand fast, and hold the traditions which ye have been taught, whether by word, or our epistle.


Again, in Chapter 3, we encounter the only remedy that can overturn the tides of lawlessness, homosexual pleasures, and science. Prayer.

2 Thessalonians 3:1
Finally, brethren, pray for us, that the word of the Lord may have free course, and be glorified, even as it is with you:


Paul then reminds the Thessalonians how good he was as a house-guest - he did not just idly consume their meals but worked hard with them.

2 Thessalonians 3:8
Neither did we eat any man's bread for nought; but wrought with labour and travail night and day, that we might not be chargeable to any of you:


By this analogy, we learn that anyone who in incapable of working, shall not be given anything to eat. You must work for your meals. With proper cross-referencing, we can see that sickjness is no excuse as it could be cured instantly (Matthew 17:20) by any True Believer™.

2 Thessalonians 3:10
For even when we were with you, this we commanded you, that if any would not work, neither should he eat.


If there is anyone who refuses to obey the commandments of Paul, he shall be excluded from all community activities.

2 Thessalonians 3:14
And if any man obey not our word by this epistle, note that man, and have no company with him, that he may be ashamed.


Glory!


Next Time: Paul's most Intimate Musings as He Writes to His Best Pal, Timothy!


Yours in Christ,

Elmer


2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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